Fuck Ohio State.
Man, this day can't possibly get any better. We should start a lottery pool or something
And I'm in a pool. I might play the lottery.
"I'm beginning to wonder what kind of BS tactics Freddy Flinstone is using. The success he is having is unbelievabe!! Got to be a lot of negative remarks being made!! "
lol "Freddy Flinstone" ....schadenfreude biaaaches!!!!
(FF's point skills got nothing on Hoke)
We all know you just photoshopped Flintstone clothes on Hoke. Wait... no? Carry on.
Seriously, there are far worse characters to be compared to, but that is actually right on the money. Points to whoever noticed that similarity, but take points right back for thinking it was an insult
I've gotta admit, Fred Flinstone is a pretty awesome doppelganger. I could totally see Brady eating a giant slab of brotosaurus ribs. Does that make Mattison = Barney and Mike Martin = Bamm Bamm?
These fuckin hypocrites had no problem at all taking our chunkified lineman Boren even though he was a lifelong UM fan, legacy, AND had already signed, enrolled and played against the bucks with a winged helmet on. A 17 year old prospect going to another school in the midst of a massive meltdown, coach resignation, and potential sanctions?....Give him the electric chair!!!!
i don't think this board was too friendly to boren, either. however, some of those comments were justified with the manner in which he left.
also, one of my favorite bucko quotes on kalis:
"I dont want this liar on my team anyways."
Ironic given that a significant portion of their team, coaches and administration proven to be liars, cheats and/or thieves?
Can't believe that anyone would ever wish an injury on a 17-18 yr old kid and comparing them to the Taliban. Absolutely ridiculous and sad.
You can't believe this? Dude, have you never been to Columbus? The evil, idiotic response of the Buckey fans was exactly what I expected.
Comparing him to the Taliban?
It's time for him to come to the peace loving city of Ann Arbor.
Credit his courage to commit in the fact of this sort of bs in Ohio.
With the Dee Hart news. Just saying, don't cast stones.
those people were the exception, not the rule, and they were pretty roundly chastised by the board. as they should be.
It's schadenfreude-tastic for a while, but man, there is just some terrible stuff on there. It's like MLive x infinity, with calls for injury and some other stuff I don't even think warrants repeating. In other words, it's like the internet version of Columbus.
"It's like the internet version of Columbus."
Bahahahaha. Amazing. I'm using "It's the _____ version of Columbus" going forward...
c_woodson strikes again on thread 3. If your reading this please give yourself a hand.
Oh, he definitely is, I've pointed it out to him.
The tears... they've never been so sweet. Though they'll be even sweeter when we crush them on the field.
SUCK ON THAT BUCKEYES!!!!
damn I'm weak.
The truck drivers are mad as hell about this! Their true colors are showing. What a sad bunch. I hate Ohio State!
Gosh that's harsh. I see no reason to slander truck drivers here.
you must be young. The truck driver reference is a famous Bob Ufer quote about the fans in the horseshoe ... something to the effect of "tsio has 10,000 fans and 80,000 truck drivers in attendance". Certainly not "PC" in this day and age, but awesome back in the day!
No, I do get it. But what Bob was referring to and what I've read on that Bucknuts thread are two different things.
Dee Hart screws us and tears his ACL and we all say what a shame and I hope the best for him, Kalis jumps off the sinking ship and they hope for serious injury.
A acl tear wouldn't be bad imo, if you not with OSU and goes to a conference rival then a injury is the the best thing that could happen.
I wonder if his boy toy Tom Strobel will be able to hold up without him.
The people wishing injury and questioning his manhood are the same ones who were posting about how great he was a few months ago. I used to hate it when they wrote "scUM," but now I hope they do it more often. Whenever they use that term, it's usually because they are pissed off. It is much better when they are pissed, becuase it means they aren't getting what they want.
I would love to see all of these brave internet posters questioning his manhood go one-on-one with him in Oklahoma's.
They are the worst part of OSU.
Like Doug Karsch always says, Buckeyes are not bad fans. They're just bad people.
OSU fans are donkeys...
Taylor Lewan will instruct Kyle Kalis regarding donkeys.
"Good luck in the Outback Bowl, Kyle"
Opposed to watching bowl season from a couch in Columbus (IMO).... I really see this guys point. Man that board is really full of terrible terrible people.
"Phuck this punk. Michigan? I hope he blows his ACL and PCL out. What a complete piece of trash this kid turned out to be. I will not cut slack to ANYONE who claims to be a Buckeye and then commits to scUM. I was 18 once, and I would never do such a thing. Complete asshole kid. His parents should be ashamed. I know I would be if he were my son."
Seriously though, who says "phuck"?
trying to get around profanity filters.
profanity filters are fucking stupid
I'm also proud to say I never fully realized that there wasn't one on this website until now. Thanks Brian! Free speach is important and sometimes profanity is the only way to properly express ones true feelings (see above for example)!
no i think he really thinks its spelled that way.
....claims to be a Buckeye and then commits to scUM...
How O$U of him.
Somehow, I would guess that said poster did not have the option of choosing a full-ride football scholarship at the Ohio State and at "scUM." In fact, based on his post mere attendance at somewhere like Columbus State might have been a stretch.
Beats the hell out of the NO BOWL
Of the many responses, that was one that I actually found kind of funny. As opposed to:
"hope you enjoy losing to us for four years" - you are going to probably get a bowl ban and possibly a scholarship reduction, it's going to scare away some talent, so it's going to be tough to do that...
"enjoy never playing a bowl" - we were in a bowl last year, and we're only going to get better with these new recruits...
"never a true buckeye" - people say this about everyone who goes against the fanbase. Whether they're labeled "true buckeye" or "Michigan Man," it's all really stupid.
Then there's the whole son thread...really if you raise your kid the right way (at least from a parental perspective), you should in grain in them the importance of the school you went to/support. Kyle Kalis grew up a Buckeyes fan because he lived in Ohio. His parents didn't go to OSU. Sure YOU wouldn't let your kid go to Michigan. However, Kalis's parents didn't have an obligation to make him go to OSU. Obviously, decommiting and commiting elsewhere isn't an ideal situation for anyone, but they make it seem like he commited sacrilege.
They're probably the greatest fathers in the world for your information. Gratutitous beatings of anybody who goes against their buckeye values, that'll teach you to form your own opinion!
I plan on fully supporting my kids wherever they choose to go. If the subtle 18 years of wolverine indoctrination fail to do trick, its my own fault they choose elsewhere.
I agree as long as they don't choose tSIO.
Seriously though....Not tSIO.
The Outback Bowl during Hoke's first year? I'll take it.
I love how they call our mascot "weasels" when their mascot is a nut.
They are a whiny bunch of turds.
but, youre dealing with the worlds worst type of people. Ohio fans in general are usually very sorry people. Dude I was REALLY pissed when Boren transfered to the ghetto in columbus but i would have never wised injury on him. God, if you can hear me, we must beat their ass this year. GOOOOO BBLLLLLUUUEEE for life.
I lived in Cleveland for a couple years. I know. Sigh.
Actually, a buckeye is a poisonous nut. Wikepedia:
"The tree species Aesculus glabra is commonly known as Ohio buckeye, American buckeye, or fetid buckeye. It derives its unflattering common name from the disagreeable odor generated from the flowers, crushed leaves, broken twigs, or bruised bark...
Perfectly fitting considering the bitter, noxious smelling comments on Bucknuts.
That is so badass
Can they hereafter be known as the fetid buckeyes? Please?
I love how they get our mascot that doesn't exist completely wrong.
Let's not stoop to their level. Especially during tornado season.
The rational posters there are like 1 in 20. I dont know how they can even use that site.
it was stupid when Michigan fans said it about Justin Boren, and it's stupid now. I'll never understand what makes grown men feel like they've been personally insulted when a 17 year old kid decides he'd rather not play football for their school.
in the case of Boren, it was the classless way he left Michigan - whining about a supposed "loss of family values" and other blatant mis-truths. Not just the fact he was transferring to TSIO. And I think it was made worse with some people that his dad was a star player for Michigan in the early 80's. Still, we should all maintain the class that IS Michigan and not stoop to their level as you're suggesting.
Boren was just a disengeuous coward with how he went about things.
Last I checked the NFL draft karma persists in it's efficacy
Cue, not que.
those posts just proove why not to be a fuckeye fan.
HAIL TO THE VICTORS BABY, I'm glad Kalis finally came to his senses
Its going to be even worse when Dunn commits to Michigan.
unless OSU gets a 3 year bowl ban (which they won't).
I actually think some of these kids are going to end up back at OSU if OSU doesn't get hammered (Dodson, Pittman, Washington, Stanford), and I don't think they'll get hammered at all.
I think Kalis is probably different though; word was he wanted to make sure of his choice because he didn't want to decommit again.
I'm sure the classy treatment he's going to be receiving from Ohio fans will further validate his decision.
don't comprehend what is happening. Coach Hoke and his staff, have taken full advantage of the issues at OSU. The speed and efficiency of Michigan in recruiting... has left them speechless and looking for answers.
Not to mention absolutely scared out of their minds that the end of their rivalry and B1G domination is over. Also due to the fact that the last 10 Years has a giant massive "*" hanging over it!!
It's not just that. It's literally impossible for many Buckeye fans to understand why any in-state kid would turn down their school to go elsewhere, especially Michigan. The state of Ohio's college sports culture is dominated by one school in a way that few other states are (Nebraska might be another).
Pretty much. For these people, they dress their kids in buckeye gear from the minute they're born and assume everyone else in Ohio does the same. They don't even understand the concept that there are Cincinnati and Miami fans...Ohio State is always more important than any other school in the state. Thus, they consider anyone from Ohio as their property, despite years of kids going elsewhere to school.
These people need to get a life. Or a job. or something else to occupy their time.
Well, it's a little silly for posters on a site dedicated to obsessive Michigan fans to tell another fanbase to get a life. We might be in the same boat if MSU had never joined the Big Ten. OSU fans just don't know what it's like to live in a state where there is another major college sports school. Cincinnati, a commuter school on the far fringe of the state, doesn't really appear on the radar.
the locals here in cbus at least can't even fathom that every other city doesn't all obsess as one about a single college football team. My wife had a co-worker who was sure that our former home (Chicago) had to be just like this, with everyone focused on Illinois or Northwestern. For a good chunk of the state, OSU football is the only professional team they follow.
With that being said, it seems historically we take way more of their good players than they take of ours. I know they usually have a much deeper talent pool- yet it seems we are still able to pick off many of their top end guys while we generally keep ours. I can think of a few players going to OSU over the past few decades but nobody on the level of Woodson, Howard, Manningham, Kalis etc...... it seems like a lot of the Bucknut fans grow up bleeding scarlet and grey but when you're a big time prospect and you start looking around at different schools, the atmosphere and quality of Michigan wins out to many of them.
If Kalis pans out the way he should it'd be almost like if they would've taken a Jake Long or a Brandon Graham right out of our back yard- not saying he'll be that good- hopefully he is- but I can't remember them ever winning a recruiting battle like that in the state of Michigan- I'm sure it's happened but it has to have been a long time.
Yeah I forgot about Gholston. I like to pretend he didn't exist. Maybe it is the 2 schools in Michigan thing but I'd like to think UM is just wicked cool.
It wasn't a huge recruiting battle, but for me personally it always kind of stung that Craig Krenzel was from Michigan and went south, besides the obvious Vernon Gholston
Let those more informed correct me, but I thought Krenzel wanted to go to the UofM, but the coaches said no thanks.
Yeah, I don't think we were too high on him, but I'm not sure if he wanted to come here either, since at the time it seemed like he'd have to sit behind Henson for awhile. He pretty much fell into OSU's lap.
This article says he had a Michigan offer at one point but once Henson was signed, Michigan withdrew the offer. My memory is a bit hazy on this--didn't Carr agree not to sign any quarterbacks in the class that followed Henson's?
He got verbal offers from Ohio State, Stanford, Wake Forest, Boston College, Duke, as well as Michigan and Michigan State, Allen Krenzel said.
"At that point, I was kind of debating between Ohio State, Michigan and Michigan State. I liked all three schools," Krenzel said, adding that he never rooted for Michigan or Michigan State while growing up.
"While I was young, my dad and I were Notre Dame fans," he said.
Michigan backed off after signing Henson the previous year, his dad said.
As I recalll, the deal with Henson was : no other QBs in Henson's class or the one after.
Left us in the lurch when Henson took George's bribe.
It was the other way around - no QBs in his class (1998) or the year before him (1997). The offer was made when he was still a high school junior.
We did, in fact, sign two QBs the year after him - Navarre and Mignery.
I think that's a function of the state of Michigan having two teams to Ohio's one. MSU is the alternative school to U-M here, whereas there isn't a local alternative to OSU, so the team OSU hates (U-M) gets to fill the void.
How's it going? Nice to see ya around. I'd like to think those greedy fingers of yours are clenched around another Ohio steal. The grin gives it away...
buckeyE tears are, by far, the sweetest and most delicious in the B1G by a long shot.
The name calling from osu fans really only solidifies that he made the right choice.
Those that are calling for HS players to run at his knees so he tears a ligament are just dispicable. Recruits are 17 year old kids. Just classless.
What a bunch of idiots. Thats all I have to say.
This is just another reason to hate Ohio State fans. Trailer trash bunch of bitches. Wishing injury on a 17 year old. Stay classy Ohio.
We will domintate HOMOSU. Count on it.
Read the blog a bit, take some notes. Shit like "HOMOSU" doesn't fly man. It's what separates us from the animals, they call us "Meat Chicken" for fuck sake.
To hear some goof ball on there saying I hope I high schooler goes at his knees just shows you how immature and despicable those fans are.
No perspective. Lack of sportsmanship. Blinded by hatred. Classless. I honestly feel sorry for them in a way. Most of them were taught this behavior by their parents or close friends. When you start wishing harm on or calling horrible names a 17 year old kid for making a college choice, it's time for serious help or meds. Welcome Kyle and don't look back - you made the right choice!
I think it is so funny how they cannot even grasp the fact there may be hard times ahead for them. How blind do you have to be that you still talk trash when you're in the position they are in.
"kalis u are a joke. shame on u and ur tweety bird brain. how u can go from a life long buckeye fan to the enemy is beyond comprehension. making this this loyal jump before all the facts are know is a mark of real immaturity. u have burned what could have been lifelong support in buckeye country. aa is a drab little town with nothing to offer students after they graduate. i do not wish u harm but i do not wish u well. i will greatly enjoy watching u and all the ohio traitors that went north lose again and again and again."
"He obviously has mental problems. Anyone who would even think of going to the Weasels could NEVER be a Buckeye. He no doubt likes tattoos."
The irony, it burns!
"He obviously has mental problems. Anyone who would even think of going to the Weasels could NEVER be a Buckeye. He no doubt likes tattoos." One owuld think they had enough of Tatoos to last a lifetime!
*Plays extremely sad song in extremely sarcastic manner*
but I think this is the song you're looking for.
That would do nicely! If we get Dunn or Wormley, we may need to select a few dirges for Bucknuts - some of these folks will kill themselves from the self-induced stress.
I've got all kinds of lovely music on tap for these clowns. It's definitely harder to deal with life's stresses when all you listen to is crappy brass band music and Top 40 songs on the radio.
ty for this. On a hot, but cooling day, a beer and good music helps one relax.
I can't even believe what I read over there! My favorite part is when they are trying to figure out what Hoke could possibly have said to make Kalis decommit. I mean I understand that they are a little below average on the intellectual scale, but seriously have you not noticed the multiple scandals you guys have going on?
The most scary part is where they compare what Kalis did to joining the Taliban and make comments about smacking their wife if their kid ever did what he did. They are some serious nuts and I am a little worried about Kyle's safety. I hope Kyle realizes he made the best decision of his life! Welcome to the maize and blue and I look forward to watching you kick some buckeye ass!! It's Great to be a Michigan Wolverine!
This is why they are the second hated fan base according to si... In my eyes #1.
This is why they are the second hated fan base according to si... In my eyes #1.
I think they assume that because they're a bunch of cheating scumbags, that we're just outcheating them.
What was that Bono lyric? "It's no secret that a liar won't believe anyone else..."
He was convinced of that exact thing... unfortunately for him he had, of course, an incredible innability to use logic or reason.
Good god is there a worse fanbase in the country then these jackasses? If any budidng recruit ever wants to see why he shouldn't go to TSIO, read their boards because those people are going to be your fans, and I for one know I wouldn't want to represent such people. Absolutely disgusting, and just because he dared to decommit because your program is imploding because of its own culture of deceit and cheating. I hope Kalis stays healthy and gets to spend 4-5 years pancaking futile TSIO dlinemen.
These turds pretty much take the cake for worst fanbase ever.
Turds and nuts do have a funny relationship with eachother
there is no fanbase as horrible as homosu. Believe me, we are not the only ones who feel that way. I live in alabama now and yes there r some seriouse roll tiders down here but they all agree that ohio shit has the worst fanbase of anyone. I have not met one person who likes them that isnt from ohio. BTW I have met random people in the mall that yell GO BLUE when they see me representing. I ask them what part of michigan theyre from and they say " oh im from florida, I have just always loved the wolverines." We r everywhere!
Please stop the "homosu" stuff.
I wouldn't even worry about it. I'd bet he's banned within his next 5-10 posts.
It's no wonder TrustsTressel spends all of his time over here...so obvious now.
It's threads like theirs that remind me how much more mature the Mgoblog community is. It sickens me they wish injuries on a 17 year old for simply commiting to Michigan because tsio is about to have their nuts handed to them.
I have been going back & forth with a couple of those morons making all kinds of threats towards a FB recruit. There are a lot of hating going on right now. Poor folks...
I'm kind of interested that in one of the threads, they say that they want to move on to other OL recruits, and throw offers to guys like McGowan. McGowan's a MSU commit, but has he shown any interest in OSU? Or is this just Bucknuts thinking that anyone would be honored to go to OSU?
Personally, I don't want either of them to get good recruits like Pittman or McGowan, but it'd be pretty fun to see tRCMB meltdown if either of those two decommitted.
Especially if they decommit to play pro baseball in the Phillippines.
My favorite post is the immediate reply to "We do not want him." with "Yes we do.", at least they're not all delusional.
I think only 1 out of ten can write anything whatsoever that includes a thought. The others simply say "since he isn't going here - then I hope he is a) injured or b) dies.
They are insane ... I mean really crazy people. Can't believe the moderators allow these posts to remain on the site.
Total denial ....
anytime i went south for vacation, i would refuse to go through Columbus. Having to go through Ohio was bad enough. I always drove around that hell hole city.
Last time I was in Ohio, it literally smelled.
Detroit is bad-ass. Didn't you watch the Super Bowl?
It's ugly too. The whole state looks like my Backyard, just plain ole grass everywhere, with a smattering of forests here and again. No natural beauty
I understand your hatred for the school and the people in it, but the state is actually not that bad of a place to live. You are only kidding yourself if you think there a huge difference geography wise between Ohio and Michigan. I am a proud Ohioan that bleeds Maize and Blue.
Regrettably, I actually love the city of Columbus too. It's actually a pretty fun town with a Tom going on outside of OSU.
To hate on the state lowers you to their level. Don't hate the state, hate the school.
It smells like shit.
I just wish it wasn't so pixilated
I think they add a "timeless" or "old-school" quality to the picture.
Remember, they are downstream from us.
I live in Dayton... that being said, I like Ohio, but I hate OSU
Dee Hart gets hurt, and ONE MgoBlog poster made mention of his joy at this happening, called it karma if my memory serves me right. He immediately gets his ass burned by users here (rightly so). Kalis commits to us and a SEVERAL (if not all) posters on 247 are calling for his head and wishing physical harm or encouraging opposing players to go after his knee.
It's amazing how low they already are and the depths that they can drop down to below that...
What in the hell is a "skunkweasel"
Also, apparently our nickname is "Meat Chicken"
..........good one buckeyes.
"it's real classy to commit 3 times in 3 months! changes his mind more than a women (no offense ladies)!
1st off my son, would never be that stupid, 2nd, don't let the door hit ya, audios!"
No words can describe how ironic this post is....
As in, "Audios, Aumigos?"
I don't know, let's ask a women.
I am tempted to create Bucknuts account just so I can go on their board and inform them that the correct spelling is "womyn"
Them, Ohio fans, they likes, the commas, too much, it seems.
No wonder he moved to Tennessee.
I like to think of Kalis's situation as a guy who's dating a girl and later finds out that she has a penis, so he leaves her for a classier, less annoying woman with the right equipment.
From now on, all OSU / UMich games will double feature with "The Crying Game".
Took a little time to fine tune that analogy eh?
That was this close to being awkward or uncomfortable, but it turned into gold by the end.
It's okay BD, I believe you.
So our school has a vagina?
This isn't to be funny or anything, but I am actually worried for Kalis' safety. These guys on Bucknuts are most likely just talking a big game, but I would hate for a kid to be messed with because of his college choice.
Ohio fans on internet.
I'm glad we got Kalis. I don't give a rat's ass about Ohio.
Thanks for that.
"Move your family out to Michigan too, because you are all no longer welcome in this state!!!"
That's the scariest message for me. Really, you're going to harrass his family for choosing to go somewhere else? Reminds me of when Rich Rod left WVU.
Hell hath no fury like man-love scorned. ;)
No disrespect to Kalis, but 2 of Michigan's greatest players ever came from that state. How do you raise a child to have such hate? This has absolutely nothing to do with football or The Game. This is just pure hate for the sake of hate. Then again, what do you expect from a school who's former coach punched another player and encouraged classlessness like pulling down a team's traditional banner?
They probably have cartoon drawings of Michigan players getting beaten silly by fetid Buckeyes for avatars too.
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
Needs a little more salt. I'll just use some of what's in their NCAA wounds.
I was somewhat impressed, but not surprised that there were a few sane osu fans trying to tamp down the rhetoric. However, given the length and number of posts I read (I didn't read them all), I was a little surprised that not a single clever phrase was posted. No worthwhile sarcasm. No subtle punch to our collective gut. The vitriol, the mispelings, the sentence fragments were all expected. The complete lack of a single impressive thing to say given the volume of posts really was something to behold.
A whole truckload of pointlessness. It's like the drive across I-80, but in typed words. They add nothing to humanity.
Thats not true, I-80 has some lovely rest stops to stop and take a dump. Buckeye fans only have coolers....
To the best football stadium in the country, the best fight song, the best uni's and helmet, and the best fan base who are all smart enough to know better than to post some of the awful crap that's on Bucknuts. You will love it here.
The winningest team in college football history ... and a team that, even after a miserable decade, still has a winning series record against tsio.
hey, maybe that another reason that bucknuts are pissed ... as good as they think they are, they still are NOT as good as the Maize and Blue !!!
My only defense of the crap at Bucknuts is that the site always struck me as a holding cell for some of most degenerate OSU fans out there, so the level of vitriol may not be representative of the whole. Kind of like how there are certain subsets of the UM blogosphere with differing community involvement and temperment. I mean, I'm not a massive fan of 11 Warriors, but that community seem far more mature and more in line with the mindset of MGoBlog, at least in terms of some policing.
All that said, that fanbase is going to be a shell of its former self if they get hit with sanctions. That is a front-running group if I've ever seen one.
Awesome addition to Michigan's recruiting class. It is so sweet to stick it to the folks in Columbus. I just hope those psychotic OSU fans don't actually come after Kyle/his family with pitchforks and clubs for his (supposed) act of treachery.
is akin to typing scUM or Meatchicken... let's leave that crap to the degenerates who wish injuries on players.
These guys show us how not to be....
welcome aboard, monica
Cellllabrate good times cmon :)
"He needs to leave the state and move up north today. Just pack his bags and get his Benedict Arnold, flaky ass out of Ohio.
Hell with the traitor."
i'd be bitter too, but this is nuts!
Do these people realize that these are 17 year old high school juniors that they are trashing and labeling "traitors". And for what? For not wanting to commit to the school that these guy like? For not wanting to commit to a program that (1) is facing serious sanctions, that (2) is starting a new era under a new interim (title or not, Fickell is only there on an interim basis unless he has a stellar season), and (3) has essentially admitted to cheating and flouting NCAA rules?
My favorite reply:
"I want noone who does not WANT to be at the best university in the nation. If he changes his mind before NLOI day, I would be fine with him coming back, however"
Did I miss a report that said Ohio State was the best university in the nation? Because I'm pretty it doesn't rank #1 in anything anymore.
Did it ever?
It was #1 in student population, but the year after they lost to Florida in the football and basketball national championships they lost to florida in student population.
The difference only favors Hello Kalis by 30 posts. Ha! The recruiting victory, the rivalry, the pent up sadness. Finally, stuff is going Michigan's way. It's a time when no one can make a bad joke, and all my marital rejections are genuinely and temporarily forgiven.
Wait, you have multiple marital rejections?
Oh yeah, definitely. It's no exaggeration to say that it's between 30-40, though the first 35 or so were before high school.
Just goeshow fragile the oiho* buckeye fan's ego is one decommit and he is a horrible person in life. How many other kids in ohio go play for sec teams onstead of osu. Did we freak out when mark ingram won the heisman......he was a kid from michigan.
*pun from above post
And now they have realized they don't mind losing Kalis at all. A money quote from Bucknuts regarding Dodson and Kalis.
" That would be the best news all year. I think Dodson is a far superior talent to Kalis and is way under rated. I was more upset about Dodson going to Wiscy then I was about Kalis committing to Michigan. Kalis is like a HS girl who changes his mind every five minutes and I don't want him here. He contradicts himself every 4 or 5 weeks and is a sell out! I would welcome Kyle Dodson back in a second and I didn't blame him for committing in the middle of this shit storm to Wisconsin because at that point he didn't want to get left out of a top program, and OSU was retarded for not offering him earlier. I can't wait till Bollman and Peterson are GONE!:
First off, Welcome aboard Kyle! We are honored to have you join our family! I've read most of the nasty threads and I have some advise for the typical T$IO fan. Get in your rusted-out pickup, stop at the nearest party store a buy a six pack of that no-brand beer you like so much. Take it home to your trailer, beat your wife, kick your dog (or vice versa). Turn on the TV and watch monster truck racing on the all "all-access Red Neck Channel" of your choice. Fall asleep with a Camel burning in the ashtray and the TV dinner in your lap. When you wake up tomorrow you can start thinking about all the two and three star players that are left for you to recruit.
It's nice to see some of their arrogance shoved back down their throats!
Like I said FRAGILE!
because they know what's yet to come, and it's probably more of the same.
Personally I hope the time between now and August's hearing ticks away in super slow motion.
This is like sipping a fine wine in maize and blue sunshine.
I'm reminded of the words of Pinhead from the film Hellraiser:
"No tears, Buckeye fans, please. It's a waste of good suffering!"
No class whatsoever and completely dilusional.
One of my favorites:
"WAY over this dude. Good thing _ichigan has a great set of skill people who he can block for in the future. Oh wait, they have no QB WR or RB committed. I think their class is a little over hyped, and our 2013 haul we clearly keep us above them."
I live here in this place and I've said this before, these folk r actually wishing and hoping this kid get "Hit in the knees", I just wanna go down to campus and bash someones head in with a maize and blue bat.....no wait that would put me on there level of ignorance. Somebody calm me down!!!!
Buckeye Planet, back in Feb. after the TomVH interview with Kalis:
Last year we would have said Michigan was wasting paper by sending him an offer...now they're just wasting air/bandwidth. Wonder if Mattison told him he could be the next Ray Lewis.
funny as hell.
I'd like to offer one more shout-out to c-wood, for plunging into the crazy with just enough snark to be funny and show those idjits just how classy the Maize and Blue are...
I am speechless. But what else do you expect from that fan base?
The amazing thing about this recruiting class is that a recruiting class like doesn't hapeen to a team that is coming off a 7 -5 season with a new coaching staff that is featuring a complete overhaul of the offensive and defensive schemes. The real credit needs to go to the coaching staff because they are somehow convincing kids that probably wouldn't be serious about Michigan a year ago to not only commit, but to commit early. I can't wait to see what this staff does with the current and future teams.
SWITCHING SCHOOLS BECAUSE OF SANCTIONS MAKES Sense, and maybe if he wasn't a lifelong OSU fan, but a LIFELONG OSU FAN SWITCHING FROM OSU TO MICHIGAN IS RIDICULOUS. And you guys all bashed my previously for saying it. Well now he is Michigan commit. People don't just switch from something they love to the most hated thing on earth for those people. Not even about loyalty, but rather being a person. It is just football, and just college athletics but still, how can you people support it. Think of this in terms of countries or causes -> ProLife switching to ProChoice, Palestinians to Israelis, etc.
Yep. Totally like the Arab/Israeli conflict. Don't you remember when Arafat was TOTALLY all set to be Israeli, but then he's like, "nope, I'm INTIFADA ALL THE WAY!!!"
I laughed out loud at this post. Seriously.
Who really knows? Is it just football? Doesn't sound like it. Who's fault is it that Kyle Kalis is now named Michigan Commit? Does he know about the change? Who bashed poor Previously? Is Previously a pet? a spouse? a prosthetic? maybe an idea or a ethos? Is Previously gonna be okay? Clearly none of Michigan Commit's nor poor Previously's trauma has anything to do with loyalty, but who is the person whom it does have to do with? Is this person actually just a representation of a country or a cause? Who is the analog for ProLife? the Palestinians? OSU fans? Michigan Commit? Really I'd like some answers.
I'm still a little confused about Terrell Pryor's brief commentary on the prevalence of rape and murder and who commits these acts, but I think there is a connection that I'm just not sharp enough to see. If anyone can help me out, or actually knows the OP and can put us in touch please let me know.
edit to go along with all the osu fans. Stan: Dad can I go to Michigan? Randy:
Has now not only runneth over, but it's spilling onto the floor and into the kitchen.
Not that it's a bad thing :)
Now for the NCAA to impose heavier sanctions on OSU than the wimpy "oh look we're so contrite we're vacating 2010 season". Then the schadenfreude will truly reach epic proportions :)
like i cant believe kyle went 2 michigan cause thats like osama bin laden joining the kkk er somethin ike that. if i ever decided 2 go 2 michigan my dad would prolly hang me from the rafters and beet me with in an inch of my life cause he knows what it meens 2 b a buckeye!!!!!!!!!! true buckeys live & die 2gether!!!!!!!!!!! sometimes in the mist of a storm u have 2 hold on 2 a tree and b like if i hold on 2 this tree until the shit storm blows over than i can truly b a buckeye 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well i hope he is ready 2 get beet 4 years in a row cause hoke is not a proven coach and it just makes sense if he isnt a proven coach we will beet them 4 years in a row and i hope i see kyle after 4 years is up and i will go in his face and say, whats up now kyle????!!!!!????????? BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!
signed, ur avrage buckeye fan
You're good at that.... too good. *rubs chin suspiciously*
You've been studying Katzenmoyer's blog haven't you? We need a little commentary on" post natal woman an brohammer".
Yeah i got banned from the Ohio Recruiting Board on Scout today after telling them how classless their fan base is for the way they talk about Kalis. He's a 17 yr old kid and you should see the things they are saying about him. One guy got mad and said don't generalize the Ohio State fan base off of one poster. But i replied with all the numerous classless things they do and he actually had to agree with me. It was classic. He had nothing to say but "well you back up your argument pretty good, guess your right" I love it. Screw Ohio
grow up in Ohio and you'd understand. It's one of the dichotomies of the Michigan fanbase, those in Michigan understand the MSU better than most, those in Ohio get The Game better than most. The bigger the target, the more rivals that surround. Like a moth to the light . . .
Really??? Cause I would not be surprised if a lynch mob was formed and people surrounded the Kalis household with torches and pitchforks. Say what you want about that university in E Lansing and their ski masks.......i doubt they would go as far as those fans in Ohio.
With all the views and posts about their site from MGOBLOGers, the average intelligence of their site visitors has tripled in the last few days. I've learned not to put too much stock in the opinion of fans down here.
It sounds like someone is having a case of the "Mondays"
I kinda liked this comment:
"So he committed to the skunkweasels, so what? He has already committed to tOSU twice, so we're leading 2 to 1."
I just looked up the word "scum." Among other things, it is a pejorative term for a person with low moral standards.
I also just looked up how much it would cost to join Bucknuts (about $107/year). Someone just put up a post, re: Would you date a scUM grad? Most of the comments are hidden from non-members, but one did mention duct tape across the mouth. Just wondering how how many true scum are emerging from the slimy Ohio ponds they inhabit.