he grew a beard
Fuck Ohio State.
Man, this day can't possibly get any better. We should start a lottery pool or something
And I'm in a pool. I might play the lottery.
"I'm beginning to wonder what kind of BS tactics Freddy Flinstone is using. The success he is having is unbelievabe!! Got to be a lot of negative remarks being made!! "
lol "Freddy Flinstone" ....schadenfreude biaaaches!!!!
(FF's point skills got nothing on Hoke)
We all know you just photoshopped Flintstone clothes on Hoke. Wait... no? Carry on.
Seriously, there are far worse characters to be compared to, but that is actually right on the money. Points to whoever noticed that similarity, but take points right back for thinking it was an insult
I've gotta admit, Fred Flinstone is a pretty awesome doppelganger. I could totally see Brady eating a giant slab of brotosaurus ribs. Does that make Mattison = Barney and Mike Martin = Bamm Bamm?
These fuckin hypocrites had no problem at all taking our chunkified lineman Boren even though he was a lifelong UM fan, legacy, AND had already signed, enrolled and played against the bucks with a winged helmet on. A 17 year old prospect going to another school in the midst of a massive meltdown, coach resignation, and potential sanctions?....Give him the electric chair!!!!
i don't think this board was too friendly to boren, either. however, some of those comments were justified with the manner in which he left.
also, one of my favorite bucko quotes on kalis:
"I dont want this liar on my team anyways."
Ironic given that a significant portion of their team, coaches and administration proven to be liars, cheats and/or thieves?
Can't believe that anyone would ever wish an injury on a 17-18 yr old kid and comparing them to the Taliban. Absolutely ridiculous and sad.
You can't believe this? Dude, have you never been to Columbus? The evil, idiotic response of the Buckey fans was exactly what I expected.
Comparing him to the Taliban?
It's time for him to come to the peace loving city of Ann Arbor.
Credit his courage to commit in the fact of this sort of bs in Ohio.
With the Dee Hart news. Just saying, don't cast stones.
those people were the exception, not the rule, and they were pretty roundly chastised by the board. as they should be.
It's schadenfreude-tastic for a while, but man, there is just some terrible stuff on there. It's like MLive x infinity, with calls for injury and some other stuff I don't even think warrants repeating. In other words, it's like the internet version of Columbus.
"It's like the internet version of Columbus."
Bahahahaha. Amazing. I'm using "It's the _____ version of Columbus" going forward...
c_woodson strikes again on thread 3. If your reading this please give yourself a hand.
Oh, he definitely is, I've pointed it out to him.
The tears... they've never been so sweet. Though they'll be even sweeter when we crush them on the field.
SUCK ON THAT BUCKEYES!!!!
damn I'm weak.
The truck drivers are mad as hell about this! Their true colors are showing. What a sad bunch. I hate Ohio State!
Gosh that's harsh. I see no reason to slander truck drivers here.
you must be young. The truck driver reference is a famous Bob Ufer quote about the fans in the horseshoe ... something to the effect of "tsio has 10,000 fans and 80,000 truck drivers in attendance". Certainly not "PC" in this day and age, but awesome back in the day!
No, I do get it. But what Bob was referring to and what I've read on that Bucknuts thread are two different things.
Dee Hart screws us and tears his ACL and we all say what a shame and I hope the best for him, Kalis jumps off the sinking ship and they hope for serious injury.
A acl tear wouldn't be bad imo, if you not with OSU and goes to a conference rival then a injury is the the best thing that could happen.
I wonder if his boy toy Tom Strobel will be able to hold up without him.
The people wishing injury and questioning his manhood are the same ones who were posting about how great he was a few months ago. I used to hate it when they wrote "scUM," but now I hope they do it more often. Whenever they use that term, it's usually because they are pissed off. It is much better when they are pissed, becuase it means they aren't getting what they want.
I would love to see all of these brave internet posters questioning his manhood go one-on-one with him in Oklahoma's.
They are the worst part of OSU.
Like Doug Karsch always says, Buckeyes are not bad fans. They're just bad people.
OSU fans are donkeys...
Taylor Lewan will instruct Kyle Kalis regarding donkeys.
"Good luck in the Outback Bowl, Kyle"
Opposed to watching bowl season from a couch in Columbus (IMO).... I really see this guys point. Man that board is really full of terrible terrible people.
"Phuck this punk. Michigan? I hope he blows his ACL and PCL out. What a complete piece of trash this kid turned out to be. I will not cut slack to ANYONE who claims to be a Buckeye and then commits to scUM. I was 18 once, and I would never do such a thing. Complete asshole kid. His parents should be ashamed. I know I would be if he were my son."
Seriously though, who says "phuck"?
trying to get around profanity filters.
profanity filters are fucking stupid
I'm also proud to say I never fully realized that there wasn't one on this website until now. Thanks Brian! Free speach is important and sometimes profanity is the only way to properly express ones true feelings (see above for example)!
no i think he really thinks its spelled that way.
....claims to be a Buckeye and then commits to scUM...
How O$U of him.
Somehow, I would guess that said poster did not have the option of choosing a full-ride football scholarship at the Ohio State and at "scUM." In fact, based on his post mere attendance at somewhere like Columbus State might have been a stretch.
Beats the hell out of the NO BOWL
Of the many responses, that was one that I actually found kind of funny. As opposed to:
"hope you enjoy losing to us for four years" - you are going to probably get a bowl ban and possibly a scholarship reduction, it's going to scare away some talent, so it's going to be tough to do that...
"enjoy never playing a bowl" - we were in a bowl last year, and we're only going to get better with these new recruits...
"never a true buckeye" - people say this about everyone who goes against the fanbase. Whether they're labeled "true buckeye" or "Michigan Man," it's all really stupid.
Then there's the whole son thread...really if you raise your kid the right way (at least from a parental perspective), you should in grain in them the importance of the school you went to/support. Kyle Kalis grew up a Buckeyes fan because he lived in Ohio. His parents didn't go to OSU. Sure YOU wouldn't let your kid go to Michigan. However, Kalis's parents didn't have an obligation to make him go to OSU. Obviously, decommiting and commiting elsewhere isn't an ideal situation for anyone, but they make it seem like he commited sacrilege.
They're probably the greatest fathers in the world for your information. Gratutitous beatings of anybody who goes against their buckeye values, that'll teach you to form your own opinion!
I plan on fully supporting my kids wherever they choose to go. If the subtle 18 years of wolverine indoctrination fail to do trick, its my own fault they choose elsewhere.