Cam Chambers announcing today. Here's to Ohio people saying that Urban didn't want him and MSU people wondering why no one wants to play for them.
alternate headline: man does job
Well if he doesn't come to michigan we all know who to blame. That's you for trying to jinx this.
Great thread...really...just great.
EDIT: And who are the 4 guys (or gals) that up opted this thread?
I did because I felt bad for OP since everyone was giving him shit. I'll stand by him.
But I giveth and I taketh away.
Sorry, but I'm not going full-lemming and changing my upvote from hours ago.
Besides, I don't believe in "jinxes". My research on one particular type of "jinx" proves that they don't exist---I've stepped on thousands of cracks in my life and my dear old mom still has a healthy back.
And now there is one broken back. Nice work!
And by clout, you mean gout, right? Old ass dude has old people problems...
MGrowOld and two of his buddies. They were commenting on how their bodies were having problems as they grew older. The first guy said, "I haven't taken a good leak in years...it burns, no steady stream. Very frustrating." The second guy says, "I know what you're saying...I haven't had a good shit in over a year. Nothing is more satisfying nowadays, wish I could take a good duker just once." MGrowOld chimes in... "I don't have any of those problems. Every morning at 7am, I have a nice piss...steady stream, no problems. And then every morning at 7:30, I take a good shit, no problems." The first guy says, "Well, you MUST have at least one problem to deal with...?" MGrowOld says, "Yeah actually, I do. I just wish I could wake up before 8am."
It's a good thing I get up by 6:30 every day otherwise that would probably be me.
(NO religious commentary/opinion intended here.)
So St. Peter and Jesus go out to play a round of golf. First hole is a par three...St Peter hits it nice and straight, and it rolls onto the green.
Jesus is up: he slices it BADLY, over the fence and into the street, bounces off a truck, flies HIGH in the air and lands on a house. The ball rolls down the back of the roof, into the gutter, down the spout, bounces three times on the flagstone path to the lake and lands on a lilly pad. A frog grabs it with his mouth, after which a hawk swoops down and grabs the frog. As he's flying away, the frog croaks, dropping the ball. The ball falls onto the green, bounces twice, and rolls into the cup!
St. Peter looks over at Jesus and says: "So are we gonna play golf, or are you just gonna fuck around?
Here you go. So this golf-loving church pastor wakes up on a Sunday morning and it is just the most beautiful day in the world. Sun shining, birds singing, and the pastor thinks: man, I really do not want to do three church services today, cooped up inside on a perfect day for golf like this. So he calls up the deacon and starts fake-coughing, going, "hey, I am just feeling terrible this morning, can you cover church services for me and apologize to everyone for my absence?" The deacon agrees and the pastor immediately splits for the golf course.
One of the angels in heaven sees this and runs off to tell God immediately. "Hey, God, there's this priest down there and he totally just lied to get out of church and now he's playing golf." "Oh, don't worry," says God, "I'll fix him."
So on the first tee the pastor hits absolutely the most beautiful shot of his life and it rolls straight into the cup, a hole-in-one. The pastor is so happy, jumping around for joy. And the angel goes to God and says, "hey, I thought You said You were gonna deal with this guy and now You let him get a hole in one on his first shot? How is that fair?" And God says, "Yeah, but, who is he going to tell?"
...try the veal.
It's the best in the city.
to English for us, Quiverfull.
By the way, why aren't you at Yooper Night tonight at Comerica Park?
You say it like its a bad thing
Poor Thad. Chambers to MSU.
Crystal ball seems to be pointing our way but I thought I heard rumblings that Sam Webb wasn't sure and that all CB picks were just because he came off a visit. He very well could go blue but I'm going to taper my excitement till I actually see it first.
dont know why but i think hes going sparty. so be it.
And you were right. Sadly...
Here's to jinxing it.
What time is this scheduled for?
No schedule, I believe. Just whenever he gets around to it.
I also love when Thad talks about the no hitter in the 7th inning.... ;)
Can't wait to see where he goes to collage.
Trust me on this. Look for the tweet around lunchtime.
I can confirm this as well. He's a Michigan Man.
Well, enjoy Bolivia with BK Finest if youre wrong.
Half right so far.
THE PARTY ROOM says a commitment is forthcoming.
because that's the only way you can see the glorious ignorance that he spews.
I thought THE PARTY ROOM was banned a year or so ago. He, BKFinest, and WolverineInABag, plus his Alabama pseudo are having beers tonight.
Rivals analysts think he's MSU bound.
@RivalsFriedman I hope you're right, I feel like it'll be Michigan unfortunately! They really press kids to commit early, where msu doesn't
posted by @SpartanSavages
what a joke!!
Oh really? MSU doesn't "press kids" to commit early? Let's ask Aaron Burbridge what he thinks about that.
The amusing part about this is that MSU can't get top 250 kids to commit at all. Early or late.
As if Michigan didn't force kids to commit early they'd all eventually drop for MSU. "If all the hot guys hadn't asked her to prom, she probably would've said yes to be the day before!"
well, Sam Webb thinks its MSU.
Yep, he just said he would bet on Michigan State, but he did say he wouldn't bet the house.
...just said he would bet MSU is where he lands. Said that after his visit to MSU he was ready to commit. BBQ just delayed it. Oh well...
Considering Chambers extended his visit from 1 day to 2 days at UM (and this was after he was there the first day, so clearly he was impressed enough that he wanted to stay another day), that has to be pretty counterintuitive to this "wanted to commit to MSU, but BBQ delayed it" sentiment. I guess we'll find out soon enough, but I'd be a little bit surprised if it weren't M.
especially this close to an announcement, he is almost always right. Good get for MSU I suppose if it pans out but 2016 WR's? Lots of great candidates out there.
The crystal ball has been heavily tilted toward Michigan the last few days. Let's hope the "experts" get this one right. Looks to be a big time talent. #48 overall to Rivals.
The CB is going to be wrong on this one. Most of those picks where made directly after his visit to OSU and Michigan.
I’m a huge Mountaineers fan, sorry for what we did to you a few years back. Anyway, I figured I’d check out your blog before the big game. I noticed the recruiting thread and thought I would share a few of the insider pieces of recruiting information I’m hearing from my very impressive Sun Belt contacts.
Long story short, I’m hearing Chambers is definitely trending blue. So good get for you guys. Stay tuned, once I get enough points I plan to start posting other erroneous pieces of recruiting knowledge straight from the Sun Belt. I may even interview myself.
Very lame...but blatantly lame enough to earn a laugh.
If they had included a picture of an App State fan at a game I may have bought in.
Like...sending us RRod? BTW, if you plan on posting erroneous pieces of knowledge, I wouldn't plan on getting comfortable round deez parts.
App State Mountaineers
Bit off on that one. My bad. Downvoting myself...
at work. Nothing makes me laugh at work. +1 and excellent first post for you sir.
This post flew over all the heads on the newbies out there. RDT lives forever!!
RDT? Is that you?
Aka Wolverine in a Box, if i remember correctly ...
Wolverine in a Bag + D*** in a Box = Wolverine in a Box.
One could argue that it should have been "in a box," because he was kind of a dick for pulling that stunt.
Reminds of perhaps the greatest day in this blogs history. That was bananas.
I still think the McFarlin incident or the guy that threatened to sue because people were saying he looked like a pedo.
John Beilein makes me forgive WVU for RR. Still, if not for RR, there would've been no Denard, and I'd suffer through another RR for another Denard.
Regarding Chambers, I have to trust Sam Webb over random posters' opinions. But, hey, it's only 18 months away until 2016 signing day. Here's to him going (and staying) blue!
This kinda reminds me of that one alabama fan who used provide recruiting tidbits....
Can't think of his name at the moment, but lol
Even though most of the analysts are optimistic he's coming to UM, I'm always a bit skeptical when it comes to southern kids.
I know that KLS is also a primary target, but I think it's a longer shot to pull him out of CA.
who was the guy that that was getting info from someone in the bathroom at school?
I was curious if Michigan had ever played WVU (after Mountaineer guy's comment), and stumbled upon a pretty neat site that shows Michigan's all-time ranks in several major categories. It's basically just useful trivia, but thought I'd share.
...In their only meeting (1904), Michigan squeaked by WVU 127-0.
Michigan's largest margin-of-victory ever, IIRC from when I looked this up because I'm friends with several annoying WVU alumni.
@Rivalsmike 2016 WR Cameron Chambers announces today. I have #spartans right now.
My thing is I wish if a Jersey kid doesn't go blue then I'd like him to stay home at Rutgers. So much talent in NJ and it stinks seeing them go to schools I hate. Flood has really destroyed the moderate level of respectability Schiano built. Every decent NJ recruit is leaving. They don't even tease Rutgers with the idea about staying home like they used to. Now it's just understood from the get go that they're gone.
I still upvote your Kate Beckinsale avatar every time I see it.
Buttgers gonna butt.
No one wants Scarlet Fever, jersey.
At least Flood isn't a world class dick like Schiano is.
Rutgers will never be able to lock up NJ talent, they'll get a couple of good ones every couple of years (Anthony Davis and Darius Hamilton) and swear that'll be the trend, but it'll fall apart. If you ask Rutgers fans though, they'll be competing for a title very soon since their main competition is OSU for some reason.
I have a feeling no matter who he commits too today later on he will either decommit or look around. Nothing against him at all, it just seems very early right now. But hopefully he goes blue and stays blue.
he just followed Mark Dantonio. good luck to him.
Just followed Nuss. After Dantonio which means he most recently liked Michigan more. He's Blue
Not seeing Nuss on there, just Dantonio
I think that pretty much tells us where he's heading.
sure...easy playing time in EL.. here he will be behind a ton of wr talent like Cole and Harris.
Hes also following Garrett Taylor and Messiah DeWeaver.
2016 signing day is soooo far away and not even remotely where my concerns are at presently at. So, if he decides for UM I will be glad, if not, then ok.
Please don't go Sparty. If we want the old Michigan back, these are the types of battles that we desperately need to win.
Sparty. Negs are due.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
MSU it is
Time to unbuckle.
I logged in at work and came here just to neg the OP
Boo this man!
Oh boy, OP is about to get carpet bombed by a B-52 strike.
I hate you...
You ruin everything.
Bad Thadmattasagoblin! Bad!
LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU LITTLE JERK!
Fuck you Thad
Buckle up thread for a (at best) 50/50 chance of a commit? Bold strategy cotton.
This has to be easily the most down voted thread in MGOBLOG history.
(maybe not seriously, but seriously)
a lot of time for MSU to lose this verbal. It is scarry seeing MSU recruit well nationally!
team 136 will restore order in the universe. Michigan runs this state not the other way around!