Cam Chambers announcing today. Here's to Ohio people saying that Urban didn't want him and MSU people wondering why no one wants to play for them.
chance of bowl: 13.6%
Well if he doesn't come to michigan we all know who to blame. That's you for trying to jinx this.
Great thread...really...just great.
EDIT: And who are the 4 guys (or gals) that up opted this thread?
I did because I felt bad for OP since everyone was giving him shit. I'll stand by him.
But I giveth and I taketh away.
Sorry, but I'm not going full-lemming and changing my upvote from hours ago.
Besides, I don't believe in "jinxes". My research on one particular type of "jinx" proves that they don't exist---I've stepped on thousands of cracks in my life and my dear old mom still has a healthy back.
And now there is one broken back. Nice work!
you better deliver the goods man, or you are in big trouble with the mgoworld. and it's friday too, so you don't want to start a posbang with a negbang. we're waiting....
And by clout, you mean gout, right? Old ass dude has old people problems...
MGrowOld and two of his buddies. They were commenting on how their bodies were having problems as they grew older. The first guy said, "I haven't taken a good leak in years...it burns, no steady stream. Very frustrating." The second guy says, "I know what you're saying...I haven't had a good shit in over a year. Nothing is more satisfying nowadays, wish I could take a good duker just once." MGrowOld chimes in... "I don't have any of those problems. Every morning at 7am, I have a nice piss...steady stream, no problems. And then every morning at 7:30, I take a good shit, no problems." The first guy says, "Well, you MUST have at least one problem to deal with...?" MGrowOld says, "Yeah actually, I do. I just wish I could wake up before 8am."
It's a good thing I get up by 6:30 every day otherwise that would probably be me.
(NO religious commentary/opinion intended here.)
So St. Peter and Jesus go out to play a round of golf. First hole is a par three...St Peter hits it nice and straight, and it rolls onto the green.
Jesus is up: he slices it BADLY, over the fence and into the street, bounces off a truck, flies HIGH in the air and lands on a house. The ball rolls down the back of the roof, into the gutter, down the spout, bounces three times on the flagstone path to the lake and lands on a lilly pad. A frog grabs it with his mouth, after which a hawk swoops down and grabs the frog. As he's flying away, the frog croaks, dropping the ball. The ball falls onto the green, bounces twice, and rolls into the cup!
St. Peter looks over at Jesus and says: "So are we gonna play golf, or are you just gonna fuck around?
Here you go. So this golf-loving church pastor wakes up on a Sunday morning and it is just the most beautiful day in the world. Sun shining, birds singing, and the pastor thinks: man, I really do not want to do three church services today, cooped up inside on a perfect day for golf like this. So he calls up the deacon and starts fake-coughing, going, "hey, I am just feeling terrible this morning, can you cover church services for me and apologize to everyone for my absence?" The deacon agrees and the pastor immediately splits for the golf course.
One of the angels in heaven sees this and runs off to tell God immediately. "Hey, God, there's this priest down there and he totally just lied to get out of church and now he's playing golf." "Oh, don't worry," says God, "I'll fix him."
So on the first tee the pastor hits absolutely the most beautiful shot of his life and it rolls straight into the cup, a hole-in-one. The pastor is so happy, jumping around for joy. And the angel goes to God and says, "hey, I thought You said You were gonna deal with this guy and now You let him get a hole in one on his first shot? How is that fair?" And God says, "Yeah, but, who is he going to tell?"
go wings will be here all week folks. don't forget to tip the waitstaff or else they'll stop feeding him drinks. and remember, friday night is fish fry night so bring the whole family...
...try the veal.
It's the best in the city.
to English for us, Quiverfull.
By the way, why aren't you at Yooper Night tonight at Comerica Park?
'ba dum bump' is the onomatopeia for the drum beat that accompanies the delivery of a punch line by those cheesey comedians. think henny youngman, 'take my wife, please!'
not down south tonight, though we are headed to colorado sunday for camping, rock climbing, waterskiing, fly-fishing and i even get to do a (short) triathlon. so it's all good even if we're not in da UP.
You say it like its a bad thing
Poor Thad. Chambers to MSU.
Crystal ball seems to be pointing our way but I thought I heard rumblings that Sam Webb wasn't sure and that all CB picks were just because he came off a visit. He very well could go blue but I'm going to taper my excitement till I actually see it first.
dont know why but i think hes going sparty. so be it.
And you were right. Sadly...
Here's to jinxing it.
What time is this scheduled for?
No schedule, I believe. Just whenever he gets around to it.
I also love when Thad talks about the no hitter in the 7th inning.... ;)
Can't wait to see where he goes to collage.
Trust me on this. Look for the tweet around lunchtime.
I can confirm this as well. He's a Michigan Man.
Well, enjoy Bolivia with BK Finest if youre wrong.
Half right so far.
THE PARTY ROOM says a commitment is forthcoming.
because that's the only way you can see the glorious ignorance that he spews.
I thought THE PARTY ROOM was banned a year or so ago. He, BKFinest, and WolverineInABag, plus his Alabama pseudo are having beers tonight.
Rivals analysts think he's MSU bound.
@RivalsFriedman I hope you're right, I feel like it'll be Michigan unfortunately! They really press kids to commit early, where msu doesn't
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what a joke!!
Oh really? MSU doesn't "press kids" to commit early? Let's ask Aaron Burbridge what he thinks about that.
The amusing part about this is that MSU can't get top 250 kids to commit at all. Early or late.
As if Michigan didn't force kids to commit early they'd all eventually drop for MSU. "If all the hot guys hadn't asked her to prom, she probably would've said yes to be the day before!"
well, Sam Webb thinks its MSU.
Yep, he just said he would bet on Michigan State, but he did say he wouldn't bet the house.
...just said he would bet MSU is where he lands. Said that after his visit to MSU he was ready to commit. BBQ just delayed it. Oh well...
Considering Chambers extended his visit from 1 day to 2 days at UM (and this was after he was there the first day, so clearly he was impressed enough that he wanted to stay another day), that has to be pretty counterintuitive to this "wanted to commit to MSU, but BBQ delayed it" sentiment. I guess we'll find out soon enough, but I'd be a little bit surprised if it weren't M.
especially this close to an announcement, he is almost always right. Good get for MSU I suppose if it pans out but 2016 WR's? Lots of great candidates out there.
The crystal ball has been heavily tilted toward Michigan the last few days. Let's hope the "experts" get this one right. Looks to be a big time talent. #48 overall to Rivals.