I have a bunch of buckeye fans at my hotel here in Belleville that are yelling "O-H-I-O" At the top of their lungs. Is it wrong of me to be hoping they fall over the rail?
Coaches' timeouts are worse. Basketball teams should get one, full stop.
...what they will be like tomorrow.
Hide the silverware
No, it's not wrong of you to wish that. LOL.
Just hope we find a way to beat those mother fuckers. Then they won't be saying shit.
... is that bad?
They're probably happy that they just learned how to spell.
They can spell "Ohio"- I'm impressed.
Those OSU fans are simply studying for upcoming Final Exams....Four Credits hinge on the proper spelling of the State.
Dude, rock on my fellow Flint-ster. I'm from Flushing myself.
Not only is it absolutely right for you to hope they fall off, but it is your duty as a Michigan Man to make sure they meet that fate.
Just don't use the ice machine. They may have mistaken it for a cooler in the middle of the night....
Yellow ice is a bad thing.
Fire alarm around 3:00, or whenever all seems quiet. Hotel staff would never blame you with all those buckeyes in the vicinity.
throw them the fuck out!
It's just one of the many perks of hotel ownership.
Hmmmmmm QUestion of the day.
Will they actually fall at 9.8m per second?
Only after one second. They'll accelerate at 9.8m/s^2 though I'd bet. Might as well run the experiment anyway.
thought it was m/s2......it's been a while
judging by your understanding of physics and derivatives in general, i'm tempted to call you an undercover buckeye.
it's m/s^2, g is acceleration, not velocity.
The big question is, how high would they have to be to hit terminal velocity...
Call Zoltan. He'll fix it.
Fuck the fire alarm. Start a real fire.
We don't actually start fires.
Not so fast my friend.
That vid is nice.
+1, and since I could only give you 1 point, I negged myself a point just to make myself feel like I did enough.
We could always call Sparty to set a couch on fire.
What is the best way to hilariously ruin the stay of these visitors from the south?
Maybe sabotage their continental breakfast? Do they serve chocolate covered pretzels for breakfast at this hotel?
I'm sure we can come up with something awesome if we all work together.
Your post I am thinking that with the chocolate covered pretzels you suggest that we may stinkpalm them. If thats your intention then I say +10 to you. Even if that wasn't your intention then I will still +1, and add a White Castle stinkpalm to our Columbus visitors.
You obviously did not go to Ohio State.
My only worry is that the typical Buckeye fan would not even notice the stink-palm, just lick his fingers clean as if they were covered in Ghiradelli's and move on. That is why I solicited other suggestions.
I always love a Mall Rat Reference
Consider their spelling, IMPROVED!!
That's just awesome
Make sure to let them know that Michigan is in the PST zone so that they don't miss the game.
Carefully place dog shit under the door handles of their cars.......Tape Penthouse Centerfolds to the passenger door of their cars.....
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I am Brutus' bleeding inner duodenum.
Enjoyed the first three sentences. Pretty Funny. Didn't enjoy the harmless prank ideas?
I will buy you a beer if you can manage to get some dip shit buckeye fan to break out his hotel window with the lid to the toilet tank.
I just gave a couple of buckeyes directions to BTB. These two in particular seemed like decent folks, although they had strong southern accents.
It would be wrong for you to just wait for them to fall over the rail instead of just pushing them over yourself.
I had two come into my place of work last night... The best part is, they admitted Michigan was better academically and their son goes here (even though he's a Columbus-born buckeye too) because they didn't want to "waste the tuition" sending him to OSU.
you would be proud also