Brian Kelly..."Where's your Messiah now?"
what he said^^^
I remember when I used to dislike Notre Dame. Now they just mildly annoy me and i wish they were off our schedule because they basically suck. Most years they could not win the MAC. The only thing that puzzles me is how they continue to pull big-time recruits, especially recruits who might otherwise seriously consider Michigan. Why? Even the "Notre Dame Magic" has been gone for like 20 years. They haven't been good since Lou Holtz left.
Wish they were off the schedule? The last three years have been incredibly entertaining last second wins. Why would we not want that?
Well we needed last second plays to beat them 3 years in a row, so I don't see how we are that far above them. They beat MSU decisevely last year, and we, um, didn't.... so....
Did Brian Kelly sleep with your wife or something?
did anyone else head hurt when trying to comprehend this post?
in 2,000 words
I, for one, applaud this reckless hatred of Brian Kelly / whoever coaches Notre Dame. I hate Notre Dame with apparently an equal passion as the OP, and it is a noble hatred to have indeed.
Don't worry everybody, I got this.
Just give it a quick readover man, I'm too lazy to correct it all.
Nice try Dayne Crist
That's all I really got out of this.
Looks like Ronald has had a few too many Big Macs
Do other things next time instead of writing things.
I like taking poops.
You two should hang out or something.
I'm going to take acid later, reread the original post, and then, hopefully, see God.
With this level of vitriol and unfounded irrationalism of other peoples opinions, kid, you're ready for the SEC boards.
Edit: apparently, you did too.
Cliff Notes version:
- BK is a jerk.
- Urbz stole Brian's synergy.
- BK is an egomaniac.
- BK rents more synergy.
- BK is still a jerk and an egomaniac.
"I would call Brian a Jackass but why disrespect a Donkey like that?"
I'm Kinda thrown off By the capitalization of Random words in Your Post.
Hey, I Too Like Using Caps; It's More Fun, And Slows Down My Mad Typing Skills.
It's "inherent within," not "inherit within."
Quite ironic (yes, ironic, not coincidental) that the guy who created this meme spent all that time attempting to sound eloquent, only to blow it at the very end.
Be careful with that semicolon! It's like a precious gem embedded in the middle of the picture, linking the ideas together.
"he's just a jelous lazy bum"- Rocky Balboa in Rocky 3
You guys remind me of Dantonio. Let the man talk.
I'm not sure if it's because the board software here sucks so hard that people lose patience far too quickly or if it's because of some other reason, but this is by far the least tolerant board I visit. Reactions like this make me want to stop visiting.
The guy made a post. It's on topic. It's clear. It's written well enough. It's all good. Stop trying to one-up each other with your stale gif memes. All your posts are belong to 2001.
What is your primary language?
That post, no offense, is terrible. The spelling mistakes start in the first sentence and continue on throughout the post. Sentence structure is suspect at best in many instances.
Much information is included which seems to be anectodal at best. Passing % and second half defense are noted without any data supporting the rants.
Not his best work.
It's not a stellar post. But the reaction against it is worse. It's embarrassing. This is what the UM board does? Pile on a guy whose English isn't immaculate? Maybe English isn't his first language. Maybe he just plain doesn't write well. So what? He writes well enough to make his point. Or are we piling on him because he rants without footnotes? Come on. This is teh interwebz. I can haz wrantz.
The intensity with which many folks here attack people for posting off-topic, dull, or redundant material is strange to me. I suppose that a lot of people enjoy posting and reading Disney "No one cares" gifs. I'm not one of those people. It strikes me as provincial. Perhaps I'm in the minority on that, perhaps Patrick Stewart cursing is the height of urbanity to the majority, but even then, I wonder why it has to be directed at a guy who just wants to be part of the community. Frankly some of the photoshopped stuff is funny, but right now it seems like the photoshoppers are Don and the OP is Napoleon.
A post composed and banged out in a state of high passion. Whatever ... small mistakes can be overlooked.
If he's allowed to spew garbage, then I'm allowed to spew garbage about his garbage. Shut up
FYI he says something similar after arresting Bart in the Samson episode. Good ol' Wiggum.
This is like the Unibomber's manifesto. Random, unorganized, and full of venum. But on another note, Brian Kelley is in fact a major chode.
Is it just a coincidence that all of our biggest football rivals are coached by complete turds? Meyer, Dantonio, Kelly? I mean, At least Tressel in the past put on the facade of classiness.
And just contrast that with Brady Hoke.
Tiger is killing it at Pebble Beach.
...and, "It's always sunny in Philadelphia" is television production at its best.
That was about as exciting as your hemorrhoid giving birth to another hemorrhoid.
That story was long, and boring as shit.
"And with that, the user named 'Hail 2 Victors' retreated into the desolate wilderness, never to be heard from again. In the latter days, those before The Darkness came, the eldest amongst us would usher the younglings around the roaring nighttime fires and retell his story, our hushed tones alone enough to signal the desired message of warning. The children would sit rapt at attention, hanging on the precipice of each subsequent word as though the final destination had not been reached countless times before. When the denouement rang home, each time their gasps would echo and resontate throughout the irradiated valleys surrounding us. A painful cacophony of silence would follow, sleep alone being able to finally usher their brittle young minds away from the madness of it all. For the eldest amongst us, those who'd been unfortunate enough to lay original witness, sleep is a luxury long since forgotten. There is no rest for us, no. Only rememberance. Only the dawn."
I don't believe there is one person on this board that ever said they wanted Brian Kelly to coach Michigan.
I really doubt that. Kelly has deep roots in the state and had been killing it everywhere before 2010. 3&O mentions he was one of the first names brought up in 2007, but his...personality was well known to senior AD staffers.
A lot of posters were mad that he wasn't interviewed.
So....you don't like Brian Kelly?
are classic MGoBoard semi-snark. love it.
just because of this gif. 4 stars.
Actually, after Coach Carr stepped down, when it appeared as though the "Les Miles to Michigan" train had been derailed for the second (or maybe third) time, several on this blog, including Brian Cook himself, were advocating that Kelly get more consideration for the job. Many posters were baffled that names like Ferentz and Shiano and *gasp* Brady Hoke were being bandied about while BK, fresh off of revitalizing CMU and restoring the glory at Cincy was getting no love.
Brian (Cook) mentioned at one point that he'd heard through sources that BK wasn't being considered because many within the AD's office thought he was a hothead and a jerk. the Mgoblog community, by and large, dismissed the talk, noting that Bo was a hothead too and turned out to be, well, everything we want in a coach.
Now, of course, we've all learned what the administration apparently already knew five years ago; Brian Kelly is an assbag.
There was a time when I could have simply posted an amusing picture, like
...and moved on with my life. But now, I'm in charge of trying to maintain order on this damn thing. So, what the hell do I do with this?
You should strategically redact parts of the OP to make it a completely different story.
You should tell people to save their vitriol for posts that deserve it. There are plenty enough. The OP didn't deserve to be piled on like this, and it's not good for the community in the long run.
Or maybe anyone creating a thread that starts by calling out other posters should expect blowback when the OP is littered with errors.
"PARDON ME, DID U SAY AMOS RAMBLIN??"
A while ago there was a guy a know whose name i forget who liked to eat beets and play dominos. Anyways....my best friend's mom once said "I forgot what she said".
Then there was this other time when the guy who said he didn't have it actually DID have it and then he didn't.
Well like I said...Brian Kelly is a......well....well...squash. Wait no...I don't like him OR his lousy brother in law Scott one bit.
Did i mention I have size 13 feet AND like Yahtzee? Random thoughts on parade.
Poor guy. Merely an actor who was paid to play the fool. Unless the misplaced apostrophe means the name was modifying something else...
my interest in reading a long wall of text is seriously decreased when the first sentence uses the wrong "There" or "Your". The odds are that anything that follows will not be very intelligible either.
So an offensive minded coach that found reasonable success in the Big East, does not have what it takes to make it in the big league. Wonder who could have seen that coming.
... two cheers for the OP's effort. It's always timely to thrash ND. And BK is a big target.
Emphasis on "BIG":
The best part of all this is that BK may be the nail in the coffin for ND ever joining the B1G. And to that I say...
Put a lot of time into this hot steamy turd of a thread.
I can appreciate a man who truly understands the meaning of "wasting time of others".
as poopy flavored lolipops.
I was brought in by the promise that Kelly had said something really stupid and/or offensive by comparing someone to the Messiah. I was looking forward to fresh ND'freud. Instead, I got a post that told us what we already knew - Kelly seems like a turd. A title like "I Hate Freaking Brian Kelly!!!!!" would have been more acurate for the actual content. Also, I would have skipped it.
I'm loving that ND is playing Oklahoma and Miami in 2012 and Oklahoma again in 2013 as well as their normal Mich/Mich St./USC games. Even if Kiel is somehow Henne/Pryor like in his freshman year, I don't see the next two seasons going that well. Good news for animated GIF makers out there.
I’m not going to talk about Brian Kelly today. I’m not going to take a question about him. I’m going to talk about these comments right here. Anybody hasn’t read these comment — I don’t read them, but they were brought to me by a mother.... of children. Think this they are worth reading.
I want to talk about these comments. Three-fourths of them is inaccurate. They're fiction and these comment embarrasses me to be involved with mgoblog tremendously. These comments had to have been written by a people that don’t have a child and has never had a child that’s had their heart broken and come home upset! And had to deal with the child when he is upset! And kick a person when he’s down!
Here’s all this thread strarter did! He posted here! He was respectful to other posters! It’s highly direspectful to the coach of a rival team! And he's a good poster, and he’s not a professionalmgoposter and doesn’t deserve to be kicked when he’s down.
If you have a child someday, you’ll understand how it feels. But you obviously don’t have a child. I do. If your child goes down the street and somebody makes fun of him because he dropped a pass in a pickup game, or says he’s fat, and he comes home crying to his mom, you’d understand. But you haven’t had that.
Someday you will and when your child comes home, you’ll understand. If you want to go after a poster— one of my favorite posters — you go after one who doesn’t hate the right things! You don’t downgrade it because it hates Brian Kelly a lot and may not use grammar as well on Thursday! And you let me make that decision!
That’s why I don’t read the posts! Because they're garbage! And the people who agreed with them are garbage! Attacking an amateur poster doing everything right! And then you want to make comments about posters who don’t do things right and downgrade them, the ones that do make conjugations properly.
Are you kidding me? Where are we at in society today? Come after me! I'm a long time poster! I have four hundred points! I'm not a kid! Write something about me! Or another experienced poster. Don’t go after a new poster that just hates Brian Kelly, whose heart is broken, and then say that it might be pooly worded! That ain’t fair!
So get your facts straight! And I hope someday you have a child and somebody downgrades them and belittles them and you have to look them in the eye and say, “You know what? It’s OK. They are supposed to be mature adults but they’re really not.” Who’s the kid here? Who’s the kid here? Are you kidding me? That’s all I’ve got to say. It makes me want to puke.
Thank you faceless Internet poster. You stand up for your beliefs and you make them known to all of us! Keep preaching!
By the way, this was the worst thing I have ever read on this board... EVER.
I would have thought it would be impossible to write while having a stroke, but here we are... impressive, sir.
I commend you for being more awesome than most. From this day forth, I shall think of you as MgoMikeGundy.
but since I don't care about ND it didn't register.
Except the last part about Kelly's demise. Every ND coach will meet the same 4 or 5 year demise until ND realizes it isn't ND anymore and the college football landscape isn't the same as it once was and kids just don't see the glory in ND the way they used to.
No one gives a damn about them because they aren't in a conference, can't play for a conference championship and have a schedule that is boring as hell outside of their Michigan/USC and recently Stanford encounters. No one cares that you can beat Navy or Air Force. They play on a network that no one watches on Saturday because the SEC, Big 10 and Pac 10 aren't on it. Hell even the Network moved ND to its distant cable station.
or to sum it up. To hell with ND
That pokes fun or drops turds on Notre Dame, Ohio or MSU.
I have difficulty gangbanging the poster for the reasons that those of you who piled on posted above.
Give Hail 2 Vistors a fucking break.
OP's like this are hit and miss, I'm sure you realize that. I'm sure there are more than a few posters who just abstained from saying anything/voting because of your reputation around here, myself included. Don't get so down on yourself.
What the fuck is going on with the dildos that gangbanged you? Are there just a bunch of pissed off people two days before Valentine's Day? Did none of them get laid last night? Last week? Last Year?
The immature response to your post to the extent that it evolved was completely uncalled for and once again proves the power of the anonymous Internet forums. They seemed to get their jollies off by one-upping the prick that dissed you one post prior to theirs. Are they a bunch of fucking doctoral English candidates or just assholes?
I thought that your post was clever and I did not think it was intended to be the foundation for a doctoral thesis. Further, as I stated before, any post that craps on Notre Dame, Ohio or MSU gets my vote as positive.