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Brian Kelly..."Where's your Messiah now?"

Two years ago when BK was announced as the replacement of Charlie Weiss their were many on this board that were both concerned he was the next Rockne and wishing he was standing on our own sideline.  You know who you are...you are the Edward G. Robinson's of MGoBlog.

After the abomination that was Charlie Weiss I never imagined anyone could be worse when dealing with the media and representing a University but ND found themselves this puple faced Grimace who routinely throws his players under the bus in post game pressers.  Last years team was split in loyalty as players recruited by Weiss and supportive of Dayne Crist watched in horror as the kid was vilified by his coach by halftime of the first game.  The behavior eventually (purple face) had to be addressed by the ND administration.  It is one thing to get upset with a player and give it to him accordingly (see Schembechler) but to humiliate and embarrass both you and the player in the process is uncalled for...I would call Brian a Jackass but why disrespect a Donkey like that?

Besides his poor temperament BK's in game coaching decisions also leave much to be desired.  Kelly despises running the football.  Running the football in the BK system is a necessary evil as it limits his goal of 60 passes per game.  Third and two and Kelly would prefer to spread you 4-5 wide with a 60% chance of throw for the first to 40% run...even if he is playing Navy.  Because Kelly insists on throwing 65% of the time the defense is constantly on the field.  Although talented the defense does not disguise anything that I can tell.  By the third quarter the ND defense is gassed and predictable and plays less then inspired.

So now the offensive coaching staff has been pilfered by Urban Meyer (O-Line coach and Running Backs coach to OSU and three coaches on the offense total) and words like, "synergism" and "shared vision" are coming out of Grimace's mouth now.  Purple Face will evaluate anything but himself and you have to love the spin of Urban Meyer raiding your staff as a chance to evaluate...

http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/colleges/notre-dame-coach-brian-kelly-introduces-new-fighting-irish-staff/2012/02/10/gIQAhxlM4Q_story.html

“When you do not reach the goals that you’re looking to reach, it’s not just about your players,” Kelly said. “You have to evaluate players. You have to evaluate systems. You have to evaluate coaches. And today was to announce what I believe are some significant improvements within our staff that are going to allow us to move forward. We believe our foundation has been set.”

http://espn.go.com/blog/notre-dame-football/post/_/id/4846/kelly-counts-on-shared-vision-from-12-staff

So I believe it shows itself when you get into the practice area, it shows itself on game day. And when you have that, where everybody's on the same page, that's where it becomes, nobody sees it. 'Boy they look pretty good today.' Well, it's probably because we're all on the same page."

Brian Kelly is in a most delightful of ND schadenfreude coaching death spirals to date.  His demise is inevitable because at the end of the day he just cant be anything but himself both on and off the field.

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February 11th, 2012 at 2:29 PM | Umm, (Score:5 Normal)
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Okay...

Whatcha gonna do, little brother?

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February 11th, 2012 at 2:38 PM | Yup, (Score:2 Normal)
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what he said^^^

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February 12th, 2012 at 1:14 PM | * (Score:1)
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I remember when I used to dislike Notre Dame. Now they just mildly annoy me and i wish they were off our schedule because they basically suck. Most years they could not win the MAC. The only thing that puzzles me is how they continue to pull big-time recruits, especially recruits who might otherwise seriously consider Michigan. Why? Even the "Notre Dame Magic" has been gone for like 20 years. They haven't been good since Lou Holtz left.

"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.

"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.

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February 12th, 2012 at 2:14 PM | Wish they were off the (Score:2)
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Wish they were off the schedule?  The last three years have been incredibly entertaining last second wins.  Why would we not want that?

For today, goodbye. For tomorrow, good luck. And forever, Go Blue.

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February 12th, 2012 at 5:47 PM | Well we needed last second (Score:1)
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Well we needed last second plays to beat them 3 years in a row, so I don't see how we are that far above them. They beat MSU decisevely last year, and we, um, didn't.... so....

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February 11th, 2012 at 2:31 PM | Did Brian Kelly sleep with (Score:5 Normal)
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Did Brian Kelly sleep with your wife or something?

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:29 PM | did anyone else head hurt (Score:1)
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did anyone else head hurt when trying to comprehend this post?

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February 11th, 2012 at 10:24 PM | He doesn't like Brain Kelly (Score:1)
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in 2,000 words

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February 11th, 2012 at 6:58 PM | I, for one, applaud this (Score:4 Normal)
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I, for one, applaud this reckless hatred of Brian Kelly / whoever coaches Notre Dame.  I hate Notre Dame with apparently an equal passion as the OP, and it is a noble hatred to have indeed.  

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February 11th, 2012 at 2:35 PM | Don't worry everybody, I got (Score:5 Normal)
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Don't worry everybody, I got this.

Just give it a quick readover man, I'm too lazy to correct it all.

"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine." -KK

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February 11th, 2012 at 2:36 PM | TL;DR (Score:5 Funny)
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didntread

I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:54 PM | (No subject) (Score:2 Trolling)
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COYS and lets go Detroit FC!

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February 11th, 2012 at 2:37 PM | Nice try (Score:5 Normal)
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Nice try Dayne Crist

My self-esteem is directly related to my MgoPoints.

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:15 PM | Brian Kelly Communicates His "Shared Vision"... (Score:4 Normal)
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That's all I really got out of this.

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3

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February 11th, 2012 at 2:41 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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When the ADept sells special jerseys and gear, you'll see my picture next to the targeted customer crowd. A sheep.....but a Blue one.....

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February 11th, 2012 at 2:59 PM | Looks like Ronald (Score:2 Normal)
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Looks like Ronald has had a few too many Big Macs

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February 11th, 2012 at 2:44 PM | Do other things next time (Score:5 Normal)
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Do other things next time instead of writing things.

or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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February 11th, 2012 at 2:49 PM | I like taking poops. (Score:4 Normal)
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I like taking poops.

"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."

- Jack Handey

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:08 PM | I know a guy who does too. (Score:5 Normal)
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You two should hang out or something.

USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011

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February 11th, 2012 at 5:34 PM | Damn I hate (Score:1)
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you for that

 "Runnnn!!! get to da choppa"

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February 11th, 2012 at 7:32 PM | moar poopz (Score:2)
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February 11th, 2012 at 2:53 PM | I'm going to take acid later, (Score:5 Normal)
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I'm going to take acid later, reread the original post, and then, hopefully, see God.

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February 11th, 2012 at 2:55 PM | Obligatory (Score:5 Normal)
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Hail To the Victors...In Ohio

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:08 PM | (No subject) (Score:2 Normal)
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If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?

StraightDave owes me a steak dinner

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:12 PM | Interesting point... (Score:3 Normal)
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USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:19 PM | Vitriol (Score:5 Normal)
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With this level of vitriol and unfounded irrationalism of other peoples opinions, kid, you're ready for the SEC boards. 

 

 

Roll Tide.

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:32 PM | Preach! (Score:3 Normal)
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February 11th, 2012 at 3:14 PM | (No subject) (Score:2 Normal)
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I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:16 PM | (No subject) (Score:1)
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http://troll.me/images/xzibit-yo-dawg/lol-but-y-u-mad-tho.jpg

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:30 PM | fix'd (Score:1)
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Edit: apparently, you did too.

"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"

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~George Walden

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February 12th, 2012 at 1:58 AM | fixed again (Score:1)
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fixed again

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:17 PM | i has a turtle (Score:4 Normal)
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life is like a box of chocolates... and you got the Whizzo Quality Assortment

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:24 PM | Cliff Notes version: BK (Score:4 Normal)
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Cliff Notes version:

  • BK is a jerk.
  • Urbz stole Brian's synergy.
  • BK is an egomaniac.
  • BK rents more synergy.
  • BK is still a jerk and an egomaniac.

 

 

 

 

Who is Jon Falk?
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February 11th, 2012 at 3:27 PM | so i cant decide whether to have a late lunch or an early dinner (Score:1)
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Suggestions?

I poop excellence
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February 11th, 2012 at 3:33 PM | I'm kinda thrown off (Score:1)
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"I would call Brian a Jackass but why disrespect a Donkey like that?"

I'm Kinda thrown off By the capitalization of Random words in Your Post.

"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"

"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"

~George Walden

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February 11th, 2012 at 4:11 PM | Hey, I Too Like Using Caps; (Score:1 Underrated)
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Hey, I Too Like Using Caps; It's More Fun, And Slows Down My Mad Typing Skills.

 

 

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:37 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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February 11th, 2012 at 5:02 PM | Being that guy, because I'm bored... (Score:4 Normal)
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It's "inherent within," not "inherit within."

Quite ironic (yes, ironic, not coincidental) that the guy who created this meme spent all that time attempting to sound eloquent, only to blow it at the very end.

 

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February 11th, 2012 at 10:04 PM | Be careful with that (Score:1 Normal)
BlueDragon
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Be careful with that semicolon! It's like a precious gem embedded in the middle of the picture, linking the ideas together.

Abort, Retry, Fail?

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:39 PM | Brian Kelly (Score:1)
Mr.Blue
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"he's just a jelous lazy bum"- Rocky Balboa in Rocky 3

I've been feelin blue my whole life, and I've got the blue balls to prove it.

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:41 PM | Wow (Score:0 Normal)
MichiganTeacher
Joined: 10/06/2011
MGoPoints: 271

You guys remind me of Dantonio. Let the man talk.

I'm not sure if it's because the board software here sucks so hard that people lose patience far too quickly or if it's because of some other reason,  but this is by far the least tolerant board I visit. Reactions like this make me want to stop visiting.

The guy made a post. It's on topic. It's clear. It's written well enough. It's all good. Stop trying to one-up each other with your stale gif memes. All your posts are belong to 2001.

Physics teacher in NY.

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February 11th, 2012 at 4:03 PM | http://www.youtube.com/watch? (Score:1)
His Dudeness
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or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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February 11th, 2012 at 4:07 PM | Huh? (Score:2 Normal)
teldar
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What is your primary language? 


That post, no offense, is terrible. The spelling mistakes start in the first sentence and continue on throughout the post. Sentence structure is suspect at best in many instances.

Much information is included which seems to be anectodal at best. Passing % and second half defense are noted without any data supporting the rants.

Not his best work.

Wasting away in Ohio, a Wolverine in a sea of red and grey

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February 11th, 2012 at 9:14 PM | Right. (Score:3 Insightful)
MichiganTeacher
Joined: 10/06/2011
MGoPoints: 271

It's not a stellar post. But the reaction against it is worse. It's embarrassing. This is what the UM board does? Pile on a guy whose English isn't immaculate? Maybe English isn't his first language. Maybe he just plain doesn't write well. So what? He writes well enough to make his point. Or are we piling on him because he rants without footnotes? Come on. This is teh interwebz. I can haz wrantz.

The intensity with which many folks here attack people for posting off-topic, dull, or redundant material is strange to me. I suppose that a lot of people enjoy posting and reading Disney "No one cares" gifs. I'm not one of those people. It strikes me as provincial. Perhaps I'm in the minority on that, perhaps Patrick Stewart cursing is the height of urbanity to the majority, but even then, I wonder why it has to be directed at a guy who just wants to be part of the community. Frankly some of the photoshopped stuff is funny, but right now it seems like the photoshoppers are Don and the OP is Napoleon.

Physics teacher in NY.

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February 11th, 2012 at 10:18 PM | A post composed and banged (Score:1)
DonAZ
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A post composed and banged out in a state of high passion.  Whatever ... small mistakes can be overlooked.

Midwestern born and raised ... now living in the heat of the Arizona desert

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February 12th, 2012 at 6:05 AM | If he's allowed to spew (Score:3 Normal)
Stephen Y
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If he's allowed to spew garbage, then I'm allowed to spew garbage about his garbage. Shut up

Put on the full armor of God so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes. - Ephesians 6:11

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:41 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
Marley Nowell
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Joined: 07/31/2008
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"Relax you panic monger" -Megatron

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February 12th, 2012 at 12:37 PM | FYI he says something similar (Score:1)
ixcuincle
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FYI he says something similar after arresting Bart in the Samson episode. Good ol' Wiggum.

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February 11th, 2012 at 3:50 PM | What is this about (Score:2 Funny)
Arizona Blue
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This is like the Unibomber's manifesto. Random, unorganized, and full of venum. But on another note, Brian Kelley is in fact a major chode.

the supreme head butt

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February 11th, 2012 at 4:35 PM | Rivals (Score:1)
ChopBlock
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Joined: 12/11/2011
MGoPoints: 1502

Is it just a coincidence that all of our biggest football rivals are coached by complete turds? Meyer, Dantonio, Kelly? I mean, At least Tressel in the past put on the facade of classiness.

And just contrast that with Brady Hoke.

"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"

"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"

~George Walden

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