From Twitter:
Hooked up to e-stiiiieeerttteerppjkioiybbgfddxiwvwvwvwvbiiiim. Wobba wobba wobba. Like putting a fork into an outlet 40 times.
And then:
Thigh is jiggling so fast Bobby Petrino wants to fuuuuuuuhgdsrtuigddgh--wobba. Wants to hire it.
We may finally be able to answer the question, "What if Jack Kerouac was a huge fan of bubble screens?"
How is this different from
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HEY! You there!
Perhaps he is using a TENS
Perhaps he is using a TENS unit (transcutaneous electrical nerve stimulation) as a non-invasive pain killer.
Would explain the electricity references...
Tenim un nom el sap tothom. Barca, Barca, BAAARCA!
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probably a leg muscle stimulator to minimize atrophe (sp). been there done that.
Yep.
I just finished physical therapy on my knee a couple weeks ago, and was hooked up to one while getting ice at the end of each session. Definitely an interesting experience.
effing HATE those things......
and i own one.........
OH MAN I remember that
OH MAN I remember that machine. Don't know if he is at the same MedSport facility that I was, but I still get nightmares about the whole thing. I am guessing it is the machine that stimulates your quads to get them firing. Puts a jolt of electricity through the muscle to activate it and get it moving. It is insane how quickly your quad just withers away post-op. It took me more than a year to get full strength back, and even more time after that to fully trust my knee.
And then I went and tore my other ACL...
Wobba? Wobba wobba.
Wobba? Wobba wobba.
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Greetings from Bolivia.
"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple." - Gary Moeller
I wanted to see someone
Comment before I jumped to conclusions. But then again, you can miss a 5 year inside joke if you don't log on for ONE day
Bo' Money Bo' Problems
So...
Who's going to drop the first Stoned Photobombing Brian Cook photoshop?
Ok
I'll try Brian Cook stoned
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Winning!
Winning!
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I may not be a 70 year old man. - Herm
Brian looks like
Bizzie Bone
Is it Brian Cook, or Paul
Is it Brian Cook, or Paul Rudd on the set of Our Idiot Brother?
According to D.B's punishment..
Brian will not be able to post at least 10% worth of front page material.
What the hell
Whenever I take pain killers my pain just goes away, nothing else. I want to have a crazy, youtube-worthy reaction!
I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
...have you considered taking
...have you considered taking more next time? Could do the trick.
Not to condone such a thing.
M '11
I also don't condone taking
I also don't condone taking more than the allotted dosage of pain killers. I also also don't condone doing so with a few beers, or red wine, depnding on what kind of mood you're in. I do condone killing a bottle of water or two at some point if you decide to do what I don't condone. Just saying.
hey bluepants
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If...
stupid is flawless, then yea.
"If this was an isocracy, you'd be in charge just like me." AIFM
You can always try to take
You can always try to take more?
Are you a park ranger at Yellowstone? Say hi to Yogi Bear for me. - the_big_house 500th
I may not be a 70 year old man. - Herm
Or so you think...
Or so you think...
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
Speaking of Youtube-worthy
Speaking of Youtube-worthy reactions, will we get to see Brian being as awesome as this?
What's
In her mouth?
Love & Hate are horns on the same goat.
And
Why?
Four
I give it four FAKES out of five.
Take your pills
with a glass of Nyquil rather then water.
If an OSU fan divorces his wife are they still brother and sister?
I ALSO ENJOY GETTING STONED.
I ALSO ENJOY GETTING STONED.
"to make a complete evaluation off video w/o seeing guys in-person - I don't believe that at all." - Josh Helmholdt
Really???
You don't say!
Disgruntled former moderator. I got a lot of problems with you people!
My shocked face
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Dude
We totally melvined Death
Janeane Garofalo (Film Actors Guild): "As actors it is our responsibility to read the newspaper, and then say what we read on television like it's our opinion"
"Like putting a fork into an outlet 40 times"
I now have an image of our Fearless Leader relieving his pain the old-fashioned way... 
As for Jack Kerouac being a huge fan of bubble screens, I am forced to wonder if this is what the character Ray Smith in "The Dharma Bums" was envisioning during the more transcendent moments of the story.
I imagine that Brian could be having a transcendental moment right now - fork in one hand, Vicodin in the other - imagining bubble screens.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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I've eaten a bunch of Vicodin
I've eaten a bunch of Vicodin in the last week in response to kidney stone issues, and all it does is (belatedly) kill the pain. No high, no out of body experience, no nothin'. Perhaps I should dose more liberally than one every 4-6 hours.
I got a letter from the government the other day . . .
After my knee surgery
My doctor had me on a ton of hydrocodone. I was in the middle of a conversation, passed out midsentence, and woke up 3 hours later picking up right where I left off. Moral of the story: drugs are fun.
Football is both an identity and a terminal illness. A rhythm and a chaos and an opiate for the mind all at once.
-Johnny Danbury (umichedme.blogspot.com)
He makes more sense
stoned than sober. Half the time I have no idea what the hell he is talking about with his charts and graphs.
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Hahahaha...
Haha this is exactly what was going through my head (and out of my mouth) when my friend showed me these videos.
Not good everyone, I saw
Not good everyone, I saw Brian riding shotgun with the Lions 2011 draft picks.
I've been that way most of my life.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
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Photography Facebook Page. Lots of Michigan sports photos. And planes, lots of planes:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Barron-Photography/13379
Brian Cook: ed
Brian Cook: ed
oh yeah
were you freaking out? Did you think it was something WAY MORE THAN IT WAS? CALM DOWN!!!!
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Ill bet not taking any meds today
Caught up with him big time and he needed to compensate and just might've overdone it.
Gotta wean yourself off the meds slowly big guy. One step at a time.
420 is very friendly to
420 is very friendly to ACL's... and highly recommended for most any pain and swelling relief.
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Yep.
Yep.
Riding that train!
Riding that train!
How is this different from Brian's normal writing?
/s?
Are you a park ranger at Yellowstone? Say hi to Yogi Bear for me. - the_big_house 500th
I may not be a 70 year old man. - Herm