September 2nd, 2009 at 2:16 PM ^
#1 or #2?
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:16 PM ^
My heart literally sped up when I read "BREAKING NEWS" cause I just knew it was gonna be something bad. Luckily, heart rate quickly returned to normal as I continued reading.
Thanks for the scare.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:17 PM ^
I aim to disappoint.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:17 PM ^
RR is mean to children and doesn't like animals.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:22 PM ^
My friend's uncle's sister in-law's grandpa's cousin once saw him kick a puppy.
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:19 PM ^
a puppy dressed as a cat.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:18 PM ^
Will he be fired even before the season now?
Is Denard fast?
Football starts in 3 days. Not F***ing soon enough.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:25 PM ^
when it rains it pours...
Apparently, according to a well-regarded poster on a premium board, last week the AA police clocked Rodriguez driving 42 mph in a 35 zone on his way in to the practice facilities.
Poster says he has seen pdfs of the police report and it looks legit.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:28 PM ^
What happened to the family values in this program?
Lloyd always made sure his players drove the speed limit, always washed their hands, and always skipped voluntary practices.
I really don't like the direction this RichRod guy is taking the program. I don't know about West Virginia, but in this part of the country, hard work is definitely not something I would want a football team doing.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:59 PM ^
baleeted
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:45 PM ^
I worked with a guy who didn't wash his hands after taking a piss. His explanation was that his hands didn't get dirty during the process. I pointed out that doing so required him to touch his junk (and possibly get a little piss on them).
He did not seem worried about this.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:55 PM ^
Because I just spewed Mountian Dew all over it. I laughed my ass off at this title. Fine work. We need more laughs around here at this time.
Funniest part is ESPN could run with this, and quote former players saying that it happened last year, and was after the office was closed.
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:03 PM ^
By far one of the best threads today. +1 for you for the great idea
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:07 PM ^
Darnit. I knew he was a shady character when he asked me the other day if I got the package from the one guy who did that thing for me. Shame on me.
unleash the hounds
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:07 PM ^
he also pushed an old woman down the stairs as she was leaving church. He hates old people AND puppies.
September 2nd, 2009 at 3:33 PM ^
Maybe Rosenberg is good at his job, this is something huge and needs to be investigated!!!!!!
September 2nd, 2009 at 4:28 PM ^
Not only that, but I hear RR has pulled players out of hand-washing sessions to bring them to practice. Several former players did not deny these allegations.