It appears we also have been involved in catfish games....
https://twitter.com/KyleRowland/status/297349699294330880
...says Denzel Valentine of Big Ten Tourney favorite MSU, which is 5-7 in its last 12 games. Cumong, man.
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Brandon = Tuiasosopo?
February 1st, 2013 at 11:22 AM
#1
Brandon = Tuiasosopo?
February 1st, 2013 at 11:25 AM
#2
I really want to know who got
I really want to know who got catfished and who in the AD did the catfishing.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:39 AM
#3
More Info
On the UM catfishing: They had an attractive female contact athletes on social media. Some athlete responses were wholly inappropriate.
— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) February 1, 2013
Brandon had meeting with players, and the girl walked in. Athletes were shocked, but it was valuable lesson in dangers of social media.
— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) February 1, 2013
February 1st, 2013 at 11:44 AM
#4
But....
if they had an ACTUAL attractive lady contact them, the it wouldn't be catfishing then would it?
February 1st, 2013 at 11:50 AM
#5
Bucyeye Twitter dude
does not understand the definition of catfish. Chick on the other end should be ugly or a dude.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:12 PM
#6
Hey Now
Naked Fat Internet Guy needs love too.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:03 PM
#7
To be fair
To be fair, all buckeyes are either ugly chicks or dudes.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:53 AM
#10
So basically they just
So basically they just lied....right?
February 1st, 2013 at 12:25 PM
#11
What am I missing
with the date and time on that? Will it happen this afternoon, or was it in China?
February 1st, 2013 at 3:26 PM
#12
By inappropriate I assume
By inappropriate I assume they mean "attempted to have sex with a person they found attractive as soon as possible". Also know as what 70% of this campus is doing on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:27 AM
#13
Kyle Rowland is a schmuck
Kyle Rowland is a schmuck
February 1st, 2013 at 11:29 AM
#14
Eew. The idea of Brandon
going all Hot Lips on our athletes. Nothing against anyone's chosen forms of sexuality, everything against Brandon as make-believe partner in same. He couldn't just TELL them about it?
February 1st, 2013 at 11:45 AM
#15
who knows
maybe Brandon thinks he can turn this into a TV show and make $$$$$$
February 1st, 2013 at 6:12 PM
#16
Sexuality is not
- Sexuality is not chosen
- Your 'Hot Lips' comment made me think of silence of the lambs, where buffalo bill (while applying lipstick and looking in the mirror) says "Would you f*** me? I'd f*** me, I'd f*** me so hard."
EDIT: Just picture Dave Brandon doing it on the other side of the computer. Just do it. Ya know what? Don't. I did it, it's bad.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:29 AM
#17
Story has cracked deadspin
Story has cracked deadspin too. But it just has a link to Rowland's twitter page....http://deadspin.com/5980824/
February 1st, 2013 at 11:31 AM
#18
Different kind of catfish games. Brandon wants the
women's gymnastics team to wear skates and wrestle catfish during stoppage of play at Michigan hockey games. Brandon claims, "it adds to the WOW factor".
February 1st, 2013 at 11:43 AM
#19
Should have them learn how to
Should have them learn how to rollerblade too. Then they can do the same thing for football.
February 1st, 2013 at 12:15 PM
#20
If this was not photoshopped, I am not sure what to say
in regards to that picture
February 1st, 2013 at 12:18 PM
#21
Title
I'm going to say: Scandinavia
February 1st, 2013 at 1:15 PM
#24
We are all in favor of this!
I
February 1st, 2013 at 11:36 AM
#25
hmmmmm...
Is his pimp hand the one that works the mouse?
February 1st, 2013 at 11:36 AM
#26
This is quite
This is quite interesting...
I am very curious how the catfishing occured...
I suppose it is a good idea to do whatever it takes to ensure following policies and avoiding embarassment though....
February 1st, 2013 at 12:04 PM
#27
Bits and pieces rolling
Bits and pieces rolling in...
It sounds like they had a picture of a female athlete and contacted the players. Some players responded with inappropriate comments. Brandon had a sitdown with them and had the female athlete walk in, which surprised the players. Overall, not a bad way of doing things.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:37 AM
#28
How am I supposed to believe
How am I supposed to believe anything out of Dave Brandon's mouth anymore? What if Crisler and Yost weren't actually renovated? What if we're all living a sham!??!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!
February 1st, 2013 at 12:38 PM
#29
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All of the athletic facility renovations are just holographic projections. The power source and projection mechanism are located deep in the basement of Schembechler Hall.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:37 AM
#30
Actually
This is probably not a bad idea. Many young kids today have an "it can't possibly happen to me" attitude. Telling kids about how this can happen and actually showing that it can happen TO THEM are two different things. I kind of like the athletic department being proactive and thinking outside of the box on this.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:44 AM
#31
Agreed
It's a little bit like the old-fashioned dad who finds his son smoking and then makes him smoke a whole pack of cigarettes at once. A lot of people, especially young people, have to be burned before they learn a lesson (and sometimes so do I, for that matter).
February 1st, 2013 at 11:51 AM
#32
hmmmm....
Athletics discipline Dave Brandon Style.
February 1st, 2013 at 1:06 PM
#33
I agree with you 100%.
It is not hard to envision them feeling that way.
I don't know where DB comes up with his idea of a D1 athletes behavior, of course.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:38 AM
#34
George Bluth
Love the George Bluth reference on the Twitter snapshot in the OP. Absolutely.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:48 AM
#35
That's why you always leave a
That's why you always leave a note. - J. Walter Weatherman
February 1st, 2013 at 11:39 AM
#36
edsbs (@edsbs) tweeted at
edsbs (@edsbs) tweeted at 8:44am - 1 Feb 13:
If Michigan is catfishing, Alabama will be setting up full "The Game" scenarios that end with recruits crashing through glass ceilings. (https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/297354630554337280)
February 1st, 2013 at 11:40 AM
#37
Per MLive Beat Reporter Kyle
Per MLive Beat Reporter Kyle Meinke, the AD had a real girl contact them, so even Michigan's fake encounters with girls online are better than ND's.
MT @KyleRowland DB had meeting w/ players, the girl walked in. Athletes were shocked, but it was valuable lesson in dangers of social media
February 1st, 2013 at 11:42 AM
#38
This shit is creepy as fuck.
This shit is creepy as fuck. All of it.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:43 AM
#39
The world we live in is
The world we live in is creepy as fuck. All of it.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:44 AM
#40
Is it...Truiasasopo?
Is it...Truiasasopo?
February 1st, 2013 at 11:45 AM
#41
So bad it's good?
I vote yes.
February 1st, 2013 at 11:47 AM
#42
Why are people
The part I don't understand is why are people using social media to MEET other people. I get that people use social media like maniacs to communicate with people they already know - it's not for me but I get it, and I love twitter for news and humor - but people try to meet chicks on social media?
Maybe I'm just too much of a visceral dude (or an shallow a-hole), but what good is a girlfriend you can't have sex with or touch her bewbs?
February 1st, 2013 at 11:50 AM
#43
I *think*
I think they hope that the social media will lead to the bewbs part.
February 1st, 2013 at 2:48 PM
#44
Well then...
Well then, I suggest you search #freecrunkbear if you're looking for a fun time.
Here's a NSFW collage one of her students put together....Yes, she is their teacher. Wow.
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:44 AM
#45
Wait, what??
Whose teacher is this? Where do I sign up for her classes?
February 1st, 2013 at 12:24 PM
#46
Your not meeting people, you
Your not meeting people, you just want to see boobies (and I guess dicks?)
**snapchat
**KIK Messenger
Go look at the app store "reviews" on these apps, people posting A/S/L but "no pervs please".
February 1st, 2013 at 2:32 PM
#47
Hey Mr. Sushi . . .
I feel the same way, so drop me a line . . . .
February 1st, 2013 at 1:05 PM
#48
Can't expect Ohio to act
Can't expect Ohio to act intelligently about anything.
February 1st, 2013 at 4:25 PM
#49
I know #1000SS is a reference
I know #1000SS is a reference to Brandon, but what does it mean?
February 1st, 2013 at 6:09 PM
#50
It's the address to the
It's the address to the athletic department, 1000 South State Street
February 1st, 2013 at 11:53 AM
#51
I like it. I think it's a
I like it. I think it's a smart way to get the point across, in a more or less controlled way.
But jeez:
On the UM catfishing: They had an attractive female contact athletes on social media. Some athlete responses were wholly inappropriate.
— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) February 1, 2013
How can you be that dumb, especially with all of the Teo stuff that's gone down recently?
