Has Brady Hoke's salary and incentives been made public yet? Just curious.
He gets a 25K bonus every time he steals a recruit from Purdue...but don't tell Danny
DG wins the internet tonight
I'm pretty sure we'll hear alllll about it when somebody's FOIA request goes through...
Here I was thinking you were gonna tell me what it is. Maybe a question mark at the end of your thread title would help.
A pack of gum and a spiffy pocket watch, ten gold coins and a rabbit foot.
bet he's getting new trident layers he'll be set for life
DB did say they were upping the ante on coaching salaries.
Or is that a lot of gum?
That's a lot of gum!
I see what you did there.
I really don't like your avatar. Or maybe its just Justin Bieber. Don't worry though, you're alright.
Didn't you see Hokes introduction? After walking from San Diego to Ann Arbor, he pays the school a salary just for the honor of being coach.
New hiking boots to carry his gear from California to Michigan?
a pair of Wolverine boots?
5,000,000 Gypsy tears. 100,000 more for destroying the gypsies from East Lansing.
Just a drop in the bucket from Michigan's strategic Spartan tear reserves.
and free bus passes to north campus.
Hoke collects 200 dollars everytime he passes Go with an added bonus of 20 dollars for finishing second in a beauty contest.
Lots of juggalo clothing. If we beat Sparty by more than 3 TD's, I hear he gets an actual juggalo to take home.
Every time someone makes a new thread about his salary and 2 pieces of silver every comment.
Proceeds from RR's liquidation sale at the Salvation Army - whoops, Rosenberg squashed that too since all proceeds had to be returned after the FREEP reported sources close to people with sources reportedly might have indicated that RR actually printed over his old WV gear and resold it as Michigan gear as part of his 10 step plan to conquer the World. ESPN News has been running a 24hr Marathon on the story inbetween the "Why the ESS EEE SEE is so damn good" segments hosted by Pat Forde (Nick Saban's Love Child with Jabba the Hut)
Sorry in a very sarcastic mood right now and tone - NSD got me on nerves
to put this on his desk.
He asked for nothing else, and has received it.
He gets to roll a d20 for gold pieces and gets a bag of holding for all of his recruiting potions..
he gets to see the lifetime suppy of cool .gif like this
That's so mean! That poor cat.
He gets 1 million dollars...but first he has to do the truffle shuffle.