Brady Hoikus
January 12th, 2011 at 9:20 PM ^
You love to touch kids
And your love for Michigan
Reminds me of Rod
January 12th, 2011 at 9:33 PM ^
...........can we leave the touching kids part out?
January 12th, 2011 at 9:50 PM ^
...something's not quite right about that shirt. Think it may be the apostrophe that's bugging me.
January 12th, 2011 at 10:11 PM ^
I'm gonna make that on cafepress this second. I'll wear it to the spring game.
January 12th, 2011 at 9:21 PM ^
Just remember that
It's always darkest before
Dark skies go pitch black
January 12th, 2011 at 9:27 PM ^
I would love to see
Maize wings on the helmet of
Denard this Autumn
January 12th, 2011 at 10:25 PM ^
a subtle way of
saying Denard is going
to Delaware next?
January 12th, 2011 at 10:30 PM ^
An offensive fit
But their wings are not maize. Source:
Wikipedia
January 13th, 2011 at 10:26 AM ^
Royal Blue and Gold
are the colors that they wear
recognize helmet?
Delaware UM
the source: Wikipedia
gold and maize are close
January 13th, 2011 at 11:01 AM ^
It is similar
But the picture doesn't show
Their paler wings and blue
January 12th, 2011 at 9:27 PM ^
No more slot ninjas
Our linemen will be massive
Our coach bigger still
January 12th, 2011 at 9:28 PM ^
Scaling the Rockies
Astride the exhausted mule
Mike Golic's lost child
January 12th, 2011 at 9:28 PM ^
You are not Harbaugh
Nor are you the Mad Hatter
Still undecided
January 12th, 2011 at 9:29 PM ^
win please win please win
win please win please win please win
win please win please win
January 12th, 2011 at 9:30 PM ^
I will do my best,
to support Coach Brady Hoke.
But screw Dave Brandon.
January 12th, 2011 at 9:31 PM ^
All steak no sizzle
gonna play smash mouth footbaw
Hoke is my homeboy
January 12th, 2011 at 9:31 PM ^
They call me Long but I'm not tall
A west coast offense we'll install
Our linemen will eat pizza and maul
We'll smash the mouth and pound the ball
My name is John just like Harbaugh
A Michigan Man as you recall
On defense we will build a wall
All our rivals drives will stall
January 12th, 2011 at 9:44 PM ^
Haiku is for those
for whom rhyming is too hard
and therefore blows aarrghhh
January 12th, 2011 at 10:36 PM ^
My high school mascot
Was the menacing pirate
May I also rhyme?
January 12th, 2011 at 9:31 PM ^
Brady Hoke: I'm not
A fan, but I can change if
I have to I guess
January 12th, 2011 at 9:31 PM ^
No game is bigger
Grey skies on Olentangy
Special touch for Sharp
January 12th, 2011 at 9:34 PM ^
hokeamania
someone set up us the bomb
goddammit harbaugh
January 12th, 2011 at 9:36 PM ^
Bah Dah Bing, Let's Go
And Stop by Satriale's
En route to The Deuce
January 12th, 2011 at 9:36 PM ^
Remember all in?
Show some loyalty people
Hoke is our man now
January 12th, 2011 at 9:43 PM ^
You are likely right
But for now i just want to
Be mad and shallow
January 12th, 2011 at 9:47 PM ^
Don't repeat mistakes
Negativity killed Rich
All in for Brady
January 12th, 2011 at 10:02 PM ^
Negativity...
A very powerful thing
But losing trumps all
January 12th, 2011 at 9:38 PM ^
Brady Hoke kisses
The ring of Brandon's pimp hand
Lord and Sith they are.
January 12th, 2011 at 9:38 PM ^
Thy name is Brady
I bring with me many rings
I plan to win more
January 12th, 2011 at 9:42 PM ^
Maybe Hoke is
<br>precisely what is needed
<br>to salvage Campbell's
<br>
<br>career as a l33t
<br>DT and not an awkward
<br>also-ran OG.
January 12th, 2011 at 9:42 PM ^
Brandon five in states six days
Scottsdale, Dallas, Baton Rouge and Back
We got Brady Hoke
January 12th, 2011 at 9:48 PM ^
But this is not a Hoiku. Stick to the script unless ye be a pirate!
January 12th, 2011 at 10:39 PM ^
Don't imply that Hoke will fail
Just because he likes to sail
And don't you call my coach a whale
He will score and you will Hail!
January 12th, 2011 at 9:47 PM ^
On board with Brady
But why do pro-Hoke comments
Need to bash Rich too?
January 12th, 2011 at 10:33 PM ^
This is a fair point
Being All in for Brady
Does not mean hate Rod
January 12th, 2011 at 9:55 PM ^
January 12th, 2011 at 9:53 PM ^
Waiting to hear quips.
Will Hoke quote Kipling like Lloyd?
Or Disney like Rich?
January 12th, 2011 at 10:23 PM ^
Do you like Kipling?
I never Kippled before.
Classic old time joke
January 12th, 2011 at 9:53 PM ^
Stop all the hating
Give this guy a goddamn chance
Blame Dave if need be
January 12th, 2011 at 9:54 PM ^
January 12th, 2011 at 9:57 PM ^
He will overcome
The scarlet and gray legions
Touch Tressel at last
January 12th, 2011 at 10:02 PM ^
Inappropriate
Touching others in that way
Oh, you mean football
January 12th, 2011 at 10:00 PM ^
Really hoping dumb
Hoke-a-mania slogan
Dies very quick death.
January 12th, 2011 at 10:19 PM ^
Hokeamaniacs!
Take notice. FGB is
spawn of Iron Sheik
Will Brady escape
His ruthless Camel Clutches?
Just needs to win soon
January 12th, 2011 at 10:01 PM ^
I came to this thread
Thinking 'twas about someone
Named Brady Hoikus
January 12th, 2011 at 10:04 PM ^
Just kidding I knew
I just wanted to point out
The misspelled title
January 12th, 2011 at 10:06 PM ^
I feel like an ass
I don't mean to criticize
Now I need more beers
January 12th, 2011 at 10:06 PM ^
"Restore 'THE HORROR'"?
I thought we'd be oregon
I hope that i'm wrong
January 12th, 2011 at 10:14 PM ^
Hoke has tall order
One thing sure to be diff'rent
No Groban at Bust
January 12th, 2011 at 10:16 PM ^
Brady find a way
To use Odoms and ninjas
With Borges' offense