I think you've been living in Columbus too long, you're turning into one of them. The first sign is a near uncontrollable urge to pick your nose and eat it. Following that, despite your best efforts, you won't be able to keep yourself from coming onto the internet and posting comments, on your own team's board, that make you seem like a whiney bitch by disparaging the OC. Lastly, you'll forget how to spell, you'll think that calling Michigan "scUM" is clever, and that it's ok to cheat, as long as you win. Then, unfortunately my friend, your transition into a Buckeye will be complete. I suggest some bitter apple on your fingers, and taking a hiatus -- remember, that means a break -- from posting anything in here. If you do this, you might make it back. If not, just paint yourself scarlet and gray, wear a bunch of nuts around your neck, and accept your fate.
"He's a hard worker, and he watched me and Tim (Hardaway Jr.) and Nik (Stauksas) put work in to become (first-round picks), and I'm just happy he's getting better," Burke said. "It's great for the program, too. It shows what type of program the University of Michigan is and the direction it continues to go in."