Anybody know where Mike Boren will be tailgating on Saturday? I'd like to drop by and release some flatus. I'm All In for a big win Saturday for all the right reasons - but getting a little revenge on Justin & his Dad for the diss - that would be extra sweet. Hope our boys lay him out flat while D Warren is intercepting Pryor and running it back for a TD.
GO BLUE!
I'm all in for leaving the
ill fling poo at them
ill fling poo at them
yeah dude
cut me off a loaf too, we'll make it rain...ahhahaha! No, seriously, unless you go with good intentions, I don't think it would be very Michigan-like to involve onesself in their outing.
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. ~Dan Birdwell
Really?
I'd rather get drunk with my brother and my friends.
Mike Boren is a D-Bag...don't let him ruin the fun times you can have with your friends.
What?
Releasing flatus at families tailgate? Where are your family values?
Shart
That tailgate is going to smell enough already.....it doesnt really need outside input.
Reality is an illusion created by an unsafe drop in blood alcohol levels that exposes one to the idiocy of others.
Please don't
I hate Boren as much as anyone ... but going after his family at their personal tailgate is just classless ... it something only an O$U fan would do
Just Win Baby
Please leave people alone...
I am pretty sure this is a joke, but Boren left and went to a big rival...the fans should be tough on HIM in the tunnel etc. Other than that its over...please do yourself and university a service and leave other fans/families free to enjoy the game.
Again I hope this is a joke.
Note To OP
You're Canadian. You guys are supposed to be nice (except when you play hockey). Wanting to stalk the Boren's is pathetic.
Don't try any more humor. You seriously sound like a guy who could get hurt while attempting to be funny.
Keep the flatus to when you are sitting around with your buddies and you axe them to pull your finger, or you pull "Dutch Ovens" on your, ahem, significant other.
That being said, it is what it is.
Don't -- do not
Please do not do that. Columbus is where that stuff happens - like Michigan Defensive End's mom (sorry can't remember the name) getting wrestled to the ground and having her son's jersey ripped off of her. It happens down there, not up here. Besides, it's what losers do, anyway.
Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.
It was...
Grant Bowman's mom who was wearing his varsity jacket. Some thugs came along and rolled her. If an OSU female faculty member had not come upon the scene and threatened expulsion to the punks she would have been seriously injured.
Not
Cool
I have a Fandom Endurance III merit badge
I don't see the problem of
I don't see the problem of dropping a silent, but deadly, carpet bomb on someones tailgate when walking by.
Crop Dust
I don't see anything wrong with an innocent crop dusting of flatulence.
"I don't know where you people get the nerve."
"From a long, hard winter, Mr. President."
Wont there be enough crop dusting?
Wont there be enough crop dusting with all of the O$U fans walking around. The air around the stadium will have enough bad smell with them walking around. Maybe just make a t-shirt that says something like "Boren Is A Deusche" and just kindly walk to their area, stop, pause, turn and face them with a 15-20 second stare, long enough for them to get the idea and move along.
David Cone is my homeboy...
Well said.
Figuring I do it around my parents, my friends, and my professors all the time, why not at Boren's tailgate?
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"I cannot think of a better person to guide our university's athletic strategy than the inventor of The Noid."
If you really want to get
If you really want to get under their skin don't be an ass. Just go by, wave, say hi, and be as polite as possible and be on your way. That will eat at them bad.
"Tequila on the reg, chicks on the reg, fashions on the reg. Living the life most men can only dream of" - Kenny Powers
Sing Kumbaya when you walk
Sing Kumbaya when you walk by, or we are family.
"But it is better to live here in sackcloth and ashes than to own the whole state of Ohio."
-- Lafcadio Hearn
Boren
Leave the family alone. Kick the shit out of Boren on the field. I hope Brandon pushes him back so far that he runs his fat ass into Pryor causing a fumble returned by Brandon for the game winning score.
Go Blue!
Go home Boren!!!!!
I'd rather it was for a 42
I'd rather it was for a 42 point lead than game winning but I'll still take it
Sarcasm is my drinking buddy
I would offer the Boren's...
a beer. A skunky beer.
I know how to find it...
Just look for the biggest buffet table.
Interesting - post removal
I'm interested in why my post on this subject was taken down; in which I said that "the Borens DO deserve it," but in which I specifically cautioned against anyone doing or even joking about harassing the Boren family and urged everyone to not do, or even talk about, anything like that.
Moderators? Brian? Anyone care to comment?
The Borens have caused a great deal of harm -- it was from the Boren family that the entire, misleading, phony "family values" trope came.
There should be no harassment of the Borens. But the Boren questions should continue. And my post was substantive as to the Boren saga at Michigan. I'm seeing posts above, about passing gas, and flinging poo, and all manner of childish insults. I think there is a serious story with the Borens, and one that is not flattering to Mike Boren in particular. I was not talking about flinging poo.
Friends
Given Boren's fascination with the value of family, I'd be curious which of his friend's on the Michigan team he has invited over to his tailgate or his post-game dinner. Although I say this in jest, I do wonder if he has ANY contacts left on this team?
Throwing poop is immature
This would be the real way to go
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
I'm all in for leaving the Boren family alone. Seriously. Paying them this sort of attention only engourages them.
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