Boren Chant
Don't forget to taunt this lazy tub of turncoat pudge, all 110,000 of you lucky enough to have tickets. I want to hear it clear to West Huron when OSU has the ball. Shout it from a window if you're anywhere in the vicinity. All of Ann Arbor, together now:
Boh-ren...Boh-ren.
Washtenaw County:
Boh-ren.
Wayne and Oakland, you too:
Boh-ren.
I want my TV set vibrating with this noise while I watch from the West Coast, bright and early like Christmas.
Be relentless. There's no risk of Boren embarassing you for your jeers. He's really, really going to be powerless against BG. No question.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:24 PM ^
this would have been much more successfully posted by The_Knowledge.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:26 PM ^
How about GOOOOO..................BLUUUUUUEEEEE instead?
November 18th, 2009 at 10:31 PM ^
hey buddy... down in front.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:39 PM ^
at all the Borens. Word.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:27 PM ^
I would prefer "Family Values" clap, clap, clap, clap, clap
November 18th, 2009 at 10:54 PM ^
I'd prefer that too.
or booooooooo...but then how would he know we're not saying booooooo-errrrrrrn?
November 18th, 2009 at 11:57 PM ^
EDIT: misunderstood the post, my bad.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:23 AM ^
Hans Moleman learned this the hard way.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:37 PM ^
I actually really like this idea...
(no sarcasm)
November 18th, 2009 at 11:40 PM ^
For that.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:30 PM ^
"Chiliiiiiiiiiiiiii's Baby Back Ribs."
November 18th, 2009 at 10:30 PM ^
just chanting his name is lame. He's dumb enough that he might think we like him and want him to transfer back. Family values chant would be much better.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:02 AM ^
That was my thought as well.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:33 PM ^
I do not think that we should chant anything that pertains to Boren. I do not think we should give him the satisfaction of chanting anything relevant to him.
He might take it the wrong way, thinking we are rooting for him. He does go to osu after all.
EDIT: hartattack20 beat me to the point
November 18th, 2009 at 10:36 PM ^
The only reference to Boren on Saturday should be "Holding. Number 56 on offense. 10 yard penalty. Replay 3rd down."
November 18th, 2009 at 11:01 PM ^
Why would we take the penalty, we should decline the penalty and force them to punt...unless it was a 4th and 1 play, then in that case 3rd and 11 would suit us fine.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:44 PM ^
Hey does anybody know yet if Little Zach "Twofer" Boren has made the traveling squad for OSU?
My guess is that Tressel would go waaaaaaaay out of his way for the Bucknuts to make sure that the Borens all had their family reunion in Ann Arbor.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:46 AM ^
Actually he has got some pt at fullback the last few weeks. Maybe we could have actually used the kid. I mean he is a boren so i'm sure he plays with a mean streak to go along with the family anger management issues.
November 19th, 2009 at 11:06 AM ^
There was another Boren thread in which I pointed out that Lil' Zach has few yards (he is a FB, after all) and that he stunk on the one important block he was supposed to throw in the OSU-USC game, but that the kid did catch a short-yardage TD pass against Indiana, I think.
I expect him to be there on Saturday. His appearance on Saturday will be a point of pride for Buckeyes wanting to demonstrate an "answer" the Boren-twofer deal to get Justin into OSU.
And, I expect that all of the fans who have been talking about standing and cheering at Michigan games will do some serious yelling, especially if they are in the lower rows, behind the OSU bench in Sections 44, 1 and 2.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:35 PM ^
I like to talk about players that play for Michigan.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:00 PM ^
I have a crazy idea: How about we cheer on the kids that have poured out their hearts, their sweat and tons of their time to play football for Michigan.
They deserve all the cheering that all 110,000+ can muster.
Why take any effort away from cheering for them and expend it on Boren?
November 18th, 2009 at 11:21 PM ^
You can have tastes great AND less filling. So too could have Boren, but he prefers malted milkshakes.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:00 PM ^
Judas Boren clap clap clapclapclap
November 19th, 2009 at 6:22 AM ^
Ju--das
Bo--ren
clap, clap, clap clap clap
November 18th, 2009 at 11:01 PM ^
A persons character is determined by their loyalty
November 18th, 2009 at 11:10 PM ^
How about a little Biblical chant, Matthew 26,vs.48 "Now the
the betrayer had given them a sign, saying "the one I kiss is
the man; sieze him".
How about 100,000 people blowing him a kiss?
November 18th, 2009 at 11:30 PM ^
Wow another Boren thread..
November 18th, 2009 at 11:46 PM ^
No gun to your head
"Wow another Boren thread"
The Fupa weighs in
November 18th, 2009 at 11:48 PM ^
fuck him. Not worthy of a chant.
November 18th, 2009 at 11:55 PM ^
A sing-songy, mocking "fam-ily val-ues" chant should only be broken out, if and only if, we are winning handily.
Let it be so.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:03 AM ^
Go Meat!!!
November 19th, 2009 at 12:05 AM ^
The cool thing about the Family Values chant is that it may refer to Boren or piss him off, but it isn't about him; it is about the team. And that is something the Human Twinkie has obviously never been.
November 19th, 2009 at 12:43 AM ^
When did Michigan fans, ever, focus on a single player from the opposite team? Chanting on some 20 year old fat interior lineman? Seriously?
Guy's not worth it. Let it go. M's just better than that.
Try that whole Go.....Blue....Go....Blue.... etc.
November 19th, 2009 at 1:07 AM ^
When did this place become the RCMB? Give it up, cheer for Michigan, and prove to Justin Boren he blew it.
Frankly, I think it says a lot about the kind of person he is if he played for Michigan and didn't think twice about transferring to Ohio State. He's an idiot with no sense of loyalty. Why give him the time of day?
November 19th, 2009 at 1:37 AM ^
wrong. This is why we have home field. To cheer, jeer and make our presence known. If we are constantly screaming "Boren is a fat fucking lazy traitor!" and umpteen other distractive chants, you can't tell me it won't effect that soft, fragile minded cumstain?! Anybody that has the history that jagoff has here at Michigan and transfers is a weak minded piece of drool. If you can't tuff it out and get your fat ass in shape, mentally and physically, then 100,000 people calling you out while BG is doing the same on the line is going to make him worthless. So SCREAM YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF EVERY CHANCE YOU GET WHEN HES OUT THERE!!!!!!
November 19th, 2009 at 10:56 AM ^
No chant but if we were to do something maybe we could pipe in this...