That's what she said
You're...
...prolific...
Remember, any, uh, "added benefits", could be construed as a violation.
We're not Tennessee...
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
Tennessee...
has given an entirely new meaning to the word "Volunteer" for a number of young women supporting their football program.
The idea of me being a
The idea of me being a "volunteer" is really, really, really funny.
So you're a
So you're a "professional"?
/oh god no please don't stab me please i was kidding
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
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Or it could have been
really, really, really fun. :)
My guess would be...
...that Tennessee is no longer "Tennessee" either. That torch has been passed to USC.
Just don't buy them beer. I
Just don't buy them beer. I don't care about you contributing to the delinquency of a minor, but it's a recruiting violation and I don't want you fueling the Freep's fire.
Yes, buy them beer
just wear a MSU hat while doing it.
unfortunately, that won't
unfortunately, that won't strike anyone as unusual, so it won't draw any attention
Every time an MGoBoard poster complains about a thread topic, God kills a baby panda.
We need the girls in your avatar
At that hotel.
Preferrably still dressed like that.
Wouldn't even need to Kiffin it up.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
Isn't that the definition of
Isn't that the definition of Kiffin it up?
Only if they put out
Showing recruits you have a campus full of beautiful women? That's called being any school in California, Texas, Florida, or anywhere else with hot co-ed's that don't have to wear winter jackets in April.
They're smart enough to know if the women are there, they'll have no problem getting their fair share when they enroll. If you don't look like you have any...I mean, pretty nice girls will probably win out over ugly prostitutes.
That's what I was saying. Show the quality of Michigan women. Not have some women give it up for a recruit.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
YEAH! Lets whore girls out so
YEAH! Lets whore girls out so we can get high school kids interested in our program. Yipee!
Omnia mutantur nos et mutamur in illis.
Ha! Maybe he could provide
Ha! Maybe he could provide his mom or sister for the services needed. We could use those two to pull in all the recruits we wanted. Lets let all of those high schoolers pound out your mom and sis to their hearts delight. In fact, we could use them for all of our men's sports teams. Now hand them over, M-Wolverine.
p.s. M-Wolverine, if you have a daughter give her up too. We need to get these players even at the cost of blowing your mom's, sister's, and daughter's pussys out. Thanks : )
Just be polite and say "Go
Just be polite and say "Go Blue, see you all in 2011"
Dreads = Rocket Boosters
We were all waiting for the
We were all waiting for the same elevator, and when it came, they obviously didn' t want to get on with us (my kid and I), so they waited for the next one. We got on, the doors closed but they pressed the button too quickly, and our door opened again, and then stayed open for a few seconds while we all stared at each other for that awkward moment. I laughed, then they laughed, and it was cool. As much as I wanted them to autograph my kid's forehead, I kept it in check.
It appears Andre Hodge is a
It appears Andre Hodge is a 5'11" 200lb Offensive Guard prospect. Unless he decides to change positions, you basically would have been allowing some random High Schooler to autograph your son's forehead.
Probably a good decision.
Call it women's intuition. Or
Call it women's intuition. Or just the fear of looking like an ass.
OR
I knew it!
or a 6'1 227 lbs LB from New
or a 6'1 227 lbs LB from New Jersey
Jenn Sterger replied to me on twitter, therefore I am awesome.
Interesting.
This is the largest difference I've ever seen between information on Scout and Rivals. Not sure which one is correct.
Rivals has him playing Guard in camps.
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/recruiting/player-Andre-Hodge-84995
Seriously
Not sure which is accurate? An educated guess would be that a 5'11" 200lb offensive guard is a typo or a basketball player.
"If they ever catch me, they can have 'em." -Denard Robinson
Here's his camp writeup.....
"Andre Hodge from Matawan, N.J. was a bit smaller than the other offensive linemen checking in at 5-11 and 202 pounds, but he clearly was the most technically sound and moved his feet the best."
Considering that he was measured at the camp, I believe Scout is the one with wrong information.
Interesting
I am more confused then I should be about an offensive linemen.
"If they ever catch me, they can have 'em." -Denard Robinson
Or any 16-17 year old boys
But we can't help ourselves, can we?
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
TomVH has him as an LB
TomVH has him as an LB http://mgoblog.com/diaries/spring-game-visitor-list
Jenn Sterger replied to me on twitter, therefore I am awesome.
Don't ask for an autograph or
Don't ask for an autograph or picture. Don't be that guy.
Don't be any guy at all, for
Don't be any guy at all, for that matter.
Unless I've caught you in mid-surgery, then, apologies.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
Or
Or in this case, that girl.
Just be polite and friendly
Just be polite and friendly to them. Show them how Michigan fans truly are. Don't burn any couches or run around assaulting people in ski masks. We will let our immature little brother do that.
wish them luck with their decision and
DO NOT FRIEND THEM ON FACEBOOK. super awkward
Speaking from experience? ;-)
Speaking from experience? ;-)
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
WWKD?
Think of what Lane would do; do the opposite.
What a mom
Taking your son to a Spring game and getting a hotel room? That's impressive and I see him being a U of M fan for life with childhood events like this.
The key
Just don't tell them about LS&A's quantitative reasoning requirement.
u know the names of any of
u know the names of any of these recruits? ill tell u all i know about em
?
I don't care who wins, as long as it's Michigan.....