national champs baby
Bollman hired as MSU OC
I'm shaking in my boots. Nick Hill will dominate in this offense. Maxwell/Cook (whoever wins the competition this fall) will be unleashed to throw even flatter routes to the sideline than this season.
I can imagine the job interview now:
Dantonio: Do you hate Michigan?
Bollman: Yes.
Dantonio: I mean really hate Michigan?
Bollman: I think so.
Dantonio: Could you just say yes so we can get this over with old buddy?
Bollman: Yes.
Dantonio: Great! Grins and rubs hands with evil chuckle.
Bollman: Yes.
Dantonio: You can stop saying yes now.
Bollman: Yes.
"Anyone who isn't confused, really doesn't understand the situation." - Edward R. Murrow
I am feeling a bit sad for Purdue in this instance. Not because they've lost a valuable coach - they haven't. But because the long line of mustachioed Boilermakers coaches takes a severe hit.
Tiller and Hope

Bollman would have fit in perfectly....
The swag is back.
Coming Soon to a theater near you: "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Part II, featuing:
Joe Tiller as Button's golden years (bald, fluffy stasche)
Jim Bollman as Button's later career years (starting to bald, stasche not quite as fluffy)
Danny Hope as Button's early career years (not bald, but stasche in full effect although well groomed)
The swag is back.
Tee hee! Walrusball returns!
Abort, Retry, Fail?

You can go ahead and lock the thread now.
Urban does not approve. Will have to talk to the other B1G coaches at their next meeting about hiring.
I got the shotgun. You got the briefcase. It's all in the game though, right?
And then Sparty said, ''We'll hire a better offensive coordinator than Roushar'' 
"Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off"
The Walrus has landed in East Lansing!
Perfect for Sparty: an OC who is an embarrassment 92.5% of the schedule (including against MSU) but who called his game of the year--complete with the innovative "downfield passing" offense--against Michigan. Commence the offense having their best game against Michigan followed by consecutive goose eggs against Illinois and protected rival Indiana.
Mark just wanted to make sure they continued laying in the weeds
"Some people wonder all their lives if they've made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem."- Ronald Reagan
Trolling OSU fans have set the tone for Bollman's reception. I find it amazing that Spartan fans seem to buying into this view without even pausing to consider the these OSU fans might be less than objective or perhaps ill-informed.
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I may have to tune into the Valenti meltdown today.