A Board Divided

There is nothing debatable about that. It goes over. End of story. Anything else is the work of a madman.

HA!  I thought I was the only one stupid enough to have this debate.  I've actually adopted a hybrid style, which is the only way to be truly clean.  I've been given a hard time for years by my buddies for professing this, but a man has to stick by his ideals.

Edit: Two different pages.  I read 'wiping styles' not 'hanging styles'.  I still stick to my guns, but in response to your question, only overhand is acceptable.

A high-pressure bidet is the only way to go.

Kleenex behind the toulet because the roll is empty 

It's simply not correct or acceptable. I will shine my evil eye upon thee now.

source: http://currentconfig.com/2005/02/22/essential-life-lesson-1-over-is-right-under-is-wrong/

you get nice rolled up wad of toilet paper if you leave it off the wall altogether...hold it in your other hand - makes for more efficient wiping.

to give my two cents on the best thread ever.  I had to go with the under technique for a while, due to the animals, but they overcame that barrier.  Then, just ended up putting the roll on nearby cabinet or on top of the tank.  This works well until retards who come to my house try to be helpful and re-install the roll to its standard location.  I have now removed all the toilet paper roll holders from all three shitters and all is happy in the hood.  there ya go. 

I, like any sane person, use the wrap over method.  I have noticed that ours seems to be wrapped under lately in our upstairs bathroom.  I assume this to be an unexpected side effect of my daughter's potty training (she likes to play with the tp while she potties).  I assume my wife has tried this to discourage that activity (I have not asked because however my wife does anything is the correct way to do it, how dare I question her!).  My daughter, however, has figure out she can just slide the roll off the end of the hanger.  She's quite the problem solver.

You guys put it on a roll?  Weird.

That's awesome.  The blue-hair would have to sit in the stands though and nag people "down in front, I can't see" rather than pumping them up.

Ditka or a hurricane? What IF the hurricane is named Ditka?

Why didn't you sign it?  How can I be sure it's you Herm??

I have to agree with Herm here.  4 years ago, it would have been awesome to have had the single most stationary QB in the history of QB's running Rich Rod's spread offense in his first season as head coach. 

And don't try to bring up that throw back reverse against Minnesota.  The Offensive Lineman leading him had to slow down so he could catch up.