After weeks of investigation I HAVE DISCOVERED THE REASON THAT OUR BELOVED WOLVERINES HAVE STRUGGLED THE LAST THREE YEARS!!!!!
According to an UN-NAMED media source (that is for those of you who hate the media and their un-named sources- and you know who you are) who heard it from a guy who knows another guy. THE REASON FOR OUR STRUGGLES IS THE SWITCH TO..........ADIDAS!
Think about it- 3 years ago Michigan switched and three years ago the struggles began.
HERE IS THE REASON- apparently it was both JIM TRESSEL AND MARK D'ANTONIO working behind the scenes that orchestrated the uniform switch!
Also- according to the un-named source- there are micro-chips embedded into every Michigan uniform that transmits both the defensive calls and the offensive calls. The OPPONENT KNOWS THE PLAY OR DEFENSE EVERY TIME. That is why we have struggled.
Our offense has been good because apparently DILITHIUM OVERRIDES THE MICRO-CHIP -thus rendering it useless - so the offense was able to be explosive.
On defense we have no dilithium so our defense has been shredded.
I had to get this posted because word on the street is that I am in danger since I know this information- seems Tressel and D'antonio are sending their tattooed and ski-mask clad thugs after me to shut me up. I am not advocating a switch back to Nike- just saying that EVIL FORCES HAVE BEEN WORKING AGAINST OUR BELOVED TEAM............NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH!