This quote made my morning.
"Of course our scrappy Irish coach, Patches O'Houlihan findsthe ONE FUCKING thing that might allow Stanford to get the ball back...and promptly goes for that option.
The game was over when Patches called the pass play to Rudolph on the last drive of the half. I knew then that our winning depended on the Stanford staff being dumber, less prepared and more cavalier than Patches O'Houlihan.
If he pulls that shit again, he may be dodging a few wrenches."