Big Michigan Football Surprise?

Submitted by 814 East U on

@M_Ferns10 Big surprise gonna be released tomorrow for all current and future#Michigan commits.

M commit Michael Ferns. 

HELLO post to come? I'm excited so I am fully buckled. However, I could see a new uniform.

[Ed-Ace: I'm told it's not a commitment. Still good news, though.]

Moleskyn

February 14th, 2013 at 12:42 PM ^

Hmm, I'm really curious what this could be. If it was uniform-related, I don't think Steve would say it was really "sweet", unless we were breaking our contract with Adidas and switching back to Nike... realistically though, maybe they're going to announce an update to Schembechler Hall? I suppose that would have an effect on recruiting. I really have no idea.

Section 1

February 14th, 2013 at 12:46 PM ^

All that's left is "free Curly Fries," right?

  • Pretty sweet;
  • Big surprise;
  • All #FutureMichiganRecruits will like it;
  • Huge deal, for fans who like huge deals;
  • Adds to rivals' loathing of Hoke/overeating/Fred Flinstsone meme;
  • Helps to monetize the #UniversityOfMichigan brand platform;
  • Could lead to "Curly Fry" commemorative uniforms featuring helmet stripes that curl in a fried potato-like corkscrew pattern;
  • Will inspire Eminem and Beyonce' to create a "Curly Fries" anthem for broadcast over Michigan Stadium sound system;
  • Denard Robinson will become new spokesman for Arby's, with an "Eating Curly Fries motion" that will reward him with millions in royalties, such that he will be able to endow a new football scholarship for the Univiersity to be awarded in conjucntion with the #16 jersey.  The #16 jersey will go each year to a freshman defensive back.

UWSBlue

February 14th, 2013 at 12:44 PM ^

My guess is either the President or Kate Upton will be at the ND game.  Not sure which holds more value for the program though, the most powerful man on the planet or the SI swimsuit issue covergirl.