The good folks at BHGP have pieced together why Bielema has moved on. And done so in a form we can all understand. Chart?
Chart:
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national champs baby
Bielema's Arkansas move explained
December 6th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
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Bielema's Arkansas move explained
December 6th, 2012 at 10:28 AM | 
I think the last two columns
I think the last two columns
December 6th, 2012 at 10:28 AM |
The BHGP crew is always
The BHGP crew is always
The BHGP crew is always pretty funny, I think they did a Jim Bollman Offensive Chart once too, it had things like "3rd and 10+ yards" - Slants
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
December 6th, 2012 at 10:55 AM |
Found these
Found these
December 6th, 2012 at 11:08 AM |
That's great, and I found the one I referred to
That's great, and I found the one I referred to
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
December 6th, 2012 at 11:13 AM |
Maybe you should remind them of this
Maybe you should remind them of this
it looks a little like Greg Davis' call sheet.
Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.
December 6th, 2012 at 11:36 AM |
Classic
Classic
Ask Bollman should be mandated for NCAA '13 so my pre-teen son can annihilate our neighbor kid who picks OSU for Xbox.
"Everybody wants to be a hero, so to speak. But it takes everybody." - Charles Woodson
December 6th, 2012 at 2:02 PM |
hilarious
hilarious
I lol'd
LSA '09
December 6th, 2012 at 10:28 AM |
Looks like
Looks like
Looks like he is due for a crew cut too.
December 6th, 2012 at 1:41 PM |
Or a trip to Red Lobster
Or a trip to Red Lobster
Mmmmm, popcorn shrimp /drools like Homer Simpson
December 6th, 2012 at 10:36 AM |
Plus one for use of
Plus one for use of
"embiggen" Jedidiah Springfield would be proud.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:40 AM |
I about died laughing. The
I about died laughing. The
I about died laughing. The chart is great, the joke leading up to it's creation is even better.
Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order because it is better organized.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:46 AM |
Although,
Although,
I feel Ohio State and Penn State banned from post season play should probably be under "sports event".
I therefore declare this chart null and void, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy, I the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
"Touchdown... No flags!!"
Founder and current Commisioner of the ITGPD - Internet Tough Guy Police Department, est. 2012
December 6th, 2012 at 10:49 AM |
Not sure how to moderate this
Not sure how to moderate this
Not sure how to moderate this so will do nothing.
Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.
December 6th, 2012 at 10:57 AM |
I
I
was just looking for a time that I could post Wonka's rant out there, so - this seemed like a good of time as any.
"Touchdown... No flags!!"
Founder and current Commisioner of the ITGPD - Internet Tough Guy Police Department, est. 2012
December 6th, 2012 at 10:58 AM |
I thought it was the bags of
I thought it was the bags of
I thought it was the bags of money and the BBQ...
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
December 6th, 2012 at 11:14 AM |
"It's revealed that Lane
"It's revealed that Lane
"It's revealed that Lane Kiffin is Dan Tosh"
That's fantastic. And probably true.
Go Blue!
December 6th, 2012 at 11:17 AM |
the crew cut
the crew cut
is on his daily to-do list, which will get him killed v. Nick Saban, who has a microchip that rehearses plays for him while he has sexual congress (with almost anything) and watches game film on his port-a-potty DVD while he poops (once weekly). It's all about the precious nanoseconds in the ESS-EEE-SEE.
December 6th, 2012 at 11:24 AM |
Regarding The Chart And "Chartism"
Regarding The Chart And "Chartism"
"Living by the chart is just so... so freeing. You don't have to think, you don't have to worry -- just look at the row, look at the column, and boom, you know that it's time to get a fresh crew cut." - from the BHGP piece
Bret is probably busy during this transition to Arkansas, of course, but he should think about popping his collar, eating cheese and going for two sometime in the next five or six months as Kate Middleton is expecting twins, no less. Actually, I wonder if this means he has to pop the collar on his shirt and jacket, eat double the cheese, and end two consecutive drives with two-point conversions. The implications are mind-boggling.....and pretty funny. Good find, OP.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
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December 6th, 2012 at 11:39 AM |
I Ching......
I Ching......
......anyone ever heard of the "I Ching"?
"non bastardo carberundum" ("don't let the bastards grind you down")
December 7th, 2012 at 2:22 AM |
The hexagrams pointed to one thing...
The hexagrams pointed to one thing...
ARKANSAS!
allowance day! ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
December 6th, 2012 at 11:49 AM |
Great
Great
I love that one of the choices is "enlist."
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
December 6th, 2012 at 11:57 AM |
Then again...
Then again...
a couple off years for Wisconsin hockey added to 7'0 400lb lineman being in short supply everywhere and securing those Canadian recruiting grounds looks very tempting.
Go Blue!
December 6th, 2012 at 12:48 PM |
Awesome
Awesome
NIU in a BCS bowl + dogs learning to talk = PBR
Bo' Money Bo' Problems
December 6th, 2012 at 1:39 PM |
"Get fresh crew cut"
"Get fresh crew cut"
is my favorite. Haha, fresh.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
-RIP Mitch
I think the last two columns need to be switched