I think the last two columns
The BHGP crew is always
The BHGP crew is always pretty funny, I think they did a Jim Bollman Offensive Chart once too, it had things like "3rd and 10+ yards" - Slants
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
Found these
That's great, and I found the one I referred to
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
Maybe you should remind them of this
it looks a little like Greg Davis' call sheet.
Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.
Classic
Ask Bollman should be mandated for NCAA '13 so my pre-teen son can annihilate our neighbor kid who picks OSU for Xbox.
"Everybody wants to be a hero, so to speak. But it takes everybody." - Charles Woodson
hilarious
I lol'd
LSA '09
Looks like
Looks like he is due for a crew cut too.
Or a trip to Red Lobster
Mmmmm, popcorn shrimp /drools like Homer Simpson
Plus one for use of
"embiggen" Jedidiah Springfield would be proud.
I about died laughing. The
I about died laughing. The chart is great, the joke leading up to it's creation is even better.
Chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order because it is better organized.
Although,
I feel Ohio State and Penn State banned from post season play should probably be under "sports event".
I therefore declare this chart null and void, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy, I the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
"Touchdown... No flags!!"
Founder and current Commisioner of the ITGPD - Internet Tough Guy Police Department, est. 2012
Not sure how to moderate this
Not sure how to moderate this so will do nothing.
Man ball. Formerly, somebody else.
I
was just looking for a time that I could post Wonka's rant out there, so - this seemed like a good of time as any.
"Touchdown... No flags!!"
Founder and current Commisioner of the ITGPD - Internet Tough Guy Police Department, est. 2012
I thought it was the bags of
I thought it was the bags of money and the BBQ...
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
"It's revealed that Lane
"It's revealed that Lane Kiffin is Dan Tosh"
That's fantastic. And probably true.
Go Blue!
the crew cut
is on his daily to-do list, which will get him killed v. Nick Saban, who has a microchip that rehearses plays for him while he has sexual congress (with almost anything) and watches game film on his port-a-potty DVD while he poops (once weekly). It's all about the precious nanoseconds in the ESS-EEE-SEE.
Regarding The Chart And "Chartism"
"Living by the chart is just so... so freeing. You don't have to think, you don't have to worry -- just look at the row, look at the column, and boom, you know that it's time to get a fresh crew cut." - from the BHGP piece
Bret is probably busy during this transition to Arkansas, of course, but he should think about popping his collar, eating cheese and going for two sometime in the next five or six months as Kate Middleton is expecting twins, no less. Actually, I wonder if this means he has to pop the collar on his shirt and jacket, eat double the cheese, and end two consecutive drives with two-point conversions. The implications are mind-boggling.....and pretty funny. Good find, OP.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
I Ching......
......anyone ever heard of the "I Ching"?
"non bastardo carberundum" ("don't let the bastards grind you down")
The hexagrams pointed to one thing...
ARKANSAS!
allowance day! ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
Great
I love that one of the choices is "enlist."
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
Then again...
a couple off years for Wisconsin hockey added to 7'0 400lb lineman being in short supply everywhere and securing those Canadian recruiting grounds looks very tempting.
Go Blue!
Awesome
NIU in a BCS bowl + dogs learning to talk = PBR
Bo' Money Bo' Problems
"Get fresh crew cut"
is my favorite. Haha, fresh.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
-RIP Mitch
I think the last two columns need to be switched