BHGP poll options as to why Michigan beats Iowa

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October 14th, 2010 at 3:40 PM
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BHGP poll options as to why Michigan beats Iowa

Interesting to see where the satire was directed. GERG can't even catch a break with these guys in addition to his own fan base. Think I will vote for EPIC KOVACS

 

 

What scares you the most heading into the Iowa-Michigan game this weekend?
  • Being on the road! (It went poorly last time!)
  • Ann Arbor! (Usually bad to Hawkeyes; too close to Detroit; is a whore!)
  • History! (It's not on our side!)
  • The Ghost of Sam McGuffie! (It's sad it never got to hurdle Clayborn!)
  • EPIC KOVACS! (The irony of being defeated by a white walk-on safety would be mortifying!)
  • Bitey, the real wolverine prowling the visitor's sideline! (Don't put it past RichRod!)
  • Mary Sue Coleman! (She craves vengeance for leaving Iowa for a more prestigious, higher-paying job!)
  • Norm Parker's amputated foot! (It could betray his secrets to Michigan!)
  • The winged helmets! (Wings give them an illegal tactical advantage!)
  • GERG! (He could -- oh, nevermind.)
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October 14th, 2010 at 3:46 PM | These are pretty funny, IME. (Score:1)
HttV Wolverine
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These are pretty funny, IME. But I do like the EPIC KOVACS one as well. 

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October 14th, 2010 at 3:47 PM | ZOMG XTRA TITE JERZEES (Score:1)
icefins26
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ZOMG XTRA TITE JERZEES

October 14th, 2010 at 3:47 PM | They Missed One (Score:1)
smwilliams
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Dilithium.

One of the few elements that is so fast it literally runs away from the periodic table.

That's what you should be scared of.

 

October 14th, 2010 at 3:48 PM | This feature is regularly (Score:1)
Yinka Double Dare
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This feature is regularly quite funny, and this one was no exception.

October 14th, 2010 at 3:50 PM | It may just be the fact that they're taking shots at us, but... (Score:1)
brandanomano
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I got negged for saying something like this about BHGP a while ago, but I just don't think those guys are funny. They seem like douches to me.

Special Teams means special times!

October 14th, 2010 at 4:45 PM | I won't neg you, since it's (Score:1)
GoBlueInNYC
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I won't neg you, since it's your opinion. But the little that I read BHGP, I usually find it to be a funny site. I don't always agree with the analysis/content, but it's generally a fun read. And the above poll is no exception (along with most people, I'm throwing my support behind EPIC KOVACS).

I am this close to going all Dark Blue in here.

October 14th, 2010 at 5:15 PM | well (Score:1)
oriental andrew
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douchey humor is their schtick.  a lot of people find it funny.  i'm in the "occasionally funny" camp, personally.

For my privacy, my new username is "non-Oriental non-Andrew"
 

October 14th, 2010 at 4:16 PM | For the record, I've spent (Score:1)
CRex
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For the record, I've spent the week teaching Bitey new tricks.  His new name is Bitey McGougeyOutTheEyes.  He's the official Michigan ambassador and will be greeting the Hawkeyes in their locker room.

Pink locker rooms for their visitors, wolverine filled locker rooms for ours.

October 14th, 2010 at 4:24 PM | Gerg (Score:1)
Glutton
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I love that they also call him Gerg.

"But it is better to live here in sackcloth and ashes than to own the whole state of Ohio."

-- Lafcadio Hearn

October 14th, 2010 at 4:57 PM | Didn't even realize that (Score:1)
brandanomano
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I've grown so accustomed to seeing his name spelled that way on here that I didn't even notice that. I take back what I said earlier.

Special Teams means special times!

October 14th, 2010 at 4:25 PM | Mary Sue Coleman! (She craves (Score:1)
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Mary Sue Coleman! (She craves vengeance for leaving Iowa for a more prestigious, higher-paying job!)

HAHA. Where's the MSM harping on MSC's lack of family values?!

October 14th, 2010 at 4:37 PM | Iowa Fans (Score:1)
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I live in Iowa and can say from personal experience that Iowa fans are all right (a) if you talk to them one on one (b) you talk to them sober or (c) talk to them about something besides college football. I manage a bar and must say that when you gather a large number of them and feed them beer, they are difficult to handle. Also being said I am driving 5 people to Ann Arbor this weekend for the game and two of those are Iowa fans. We need to kick Iowa's ass so I don't kick theirs on the way back home.10 hours is a long time. Go Blue

October 14th, 2010 at 4:32 PM | Finally an answer... (Score:1)
Cbus 91Wolverine
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After years of seeing the "Ann Arbor is a Whore" tee shirts I finally saw the answer last week on a tee shirt that answered, "if AA is a Whore how come you couldn't get in."  Brilliant.

"True loyalty is that quality of service that grows under adversity and expands in defeat." - Fielding Yost, or as I see it try living in Columbus for 19 years after graduating from UofM.

October 14th, 2010 at 4:49 PM | Nerd alert! (Score:1)
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If someone is going to use academics to talk trash, shouldn't they say, "if AA is a whore, then why couldn't you get in?" rather than "how come?"

I am this close to going all Dark Blue in here.

October 14th, 2010 at 5:16 PM | hmm (Score:1)
oriental andrew
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maybe "how come" was a double entendre for what you do after you "get in"? 

For my privacy, my new username is "non-Oriental non-Andrew"
 

October 14th, 2010 at 6:35 PM | Doesn't that end up insulting (Score:1)
jmblue
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Doesn't that end up insulting the speaker (making him sound like a college dropout) more than anything?

October 14th, 2010 at 9:41 PM | Whore is the wrong word (Score:1)
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It cost me many thousands of dollars to get into Ann Arbor and, I have to say, it was AWESOME!  Ann Arbor's not a common whore, Ann Arbor's a very fancy, high priced hooker.

October 14th, 2010 at 5:06 PM | The irony of Kovacs having a (Score:1)
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The irony of Kovacs having a monster game would be so incredible.

Maize n Brew

October 14th, 2010 at 5:19 PM | Where exactly is the irony?  (Score:1)
jmblue
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Where exactly is the irony?  Does he have a recruiting history with Iowa or something?

October 14th, 2010 at 5:30 PM | No, it's the white walk-on (Score:1)
oriental andrew
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No, it's the white walk-on safety thing.  Sean Considine and Derek Pagel are two that Iowa had that went onto the NFL.

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October 14th, 2010 at 6:04 PM | And I'm pretty sure they're (Score:1)
Yinka Double Dare
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And I'm pretty sure they're starting one on this year's team too.

October 14th, 2010 at 11:17 PM | white safeties at Iowa = Stoops heaven (Score:1)
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Weren't there about a half dozen Stoops boys who played safety at Iowa?

October 14th, 2010 at 5:13 PM | EPIC KOVACS! (Score:1)
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EPIC KOVACS!

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October 14th, 2010 at 5:15 PM | I think that Denard has a big game against Iowa, because: (Score:1)
champswest
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1. Payback for last year.

2. Bounce back from bad MSU game.

3. He is just Denard being Denard, and you can't keep dilithium down for long.

"I hate losing more than I like winning." - Zack

October 14th, 2010 at 5:19 PM | that amputated foot is just (Score:1)
x2k4x4
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that amputated foot is just wrong...but I loled a little bit

October 14th, 2010 at 10:52 PM | "I'm stumped as to why..." (Score:1)
Search4Meaning
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, said Hopalong.

Wolverine Nation Unite!

October 15th, 2010 at 7:33 AM | Kovacs would make a great "Mr. Irrelevant" (Score:1)
ND Sux
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in the NFL draft.  Okay, he may not even sniff the NFL, but IMO is one of our most reliable defenders right now.  Thank God he walked on a couple years ago with all our AMSHG and other misc. departures. 

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