M-Wolverine

June 14th, 2012 at 1:25 PM ^

Don't want to give it all away...but you have to check out their painting key. I thought Pryor cooking in gold pants would be my fav, till I got to John Cooper...

snarling wolverine

June 14th, 2012 at 1:34 PM ^

My favorite parts:

-The zombie Illibuck (which "provides all the punishment Illinois failed to deliver to Ohio State fans in the temporal plane") 

-The bagpipe forever playing "The Victors."

-"Woody Hayes punches Clemson's Charlie Bauman for all eternity, but experiences the pain of every blow himself."

 

JeepinBen

June 14th, 2012 at 1:38 PM ^

Absolutely outstanding. Definitely click through, worth the read.

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When asked if he thought he was perhaps being too hard on the Ohio State faithful, Polyblend held firm: "There may be a few relatively innocent people in the crowd -- children too young to know better, spouses who are just humoring their husbands, foreign exchange students -- but for the most part these are people who are fully aware of what they are doing. They are freely cheering for the Ohio State Buckeyes."

Polyblend sighed and took a drag on his Gaulois. "I mean, who does that? It's like cheering for the Luftwaffe."

Gulo Gulo Luscus

June 14th, 2012 at 9:00 PM ^

Jake the Snake had his 2nd ranked Sun Devils poised for a perfect season and likely national championship (#1 FSU was the only other undefeated squad but they lost in a rematch with eventual champs #3 Florida in the Sugar Bowl), but the Buckeyes trashed those hopes with a late TD drive to win 20-17.  Small redemption for Cooper, who had his own undefeated season/title hopes spoiled in the Game just 5 weeks earlier in Columbus.

RowoneEndzone

June 14th, 2012 at 2:11 PM ^

"That guy you know who" on the helmet is just awesome.  Another favorite was the "talk show callers".  I feel bad for anyone that does not discover this gem.  

ScruffyTheJanitor

June 14th, 2012 at 2:20 PM ^

I just sorta drooled. That awestruck stuper was replaced with a lenghty firm belly laugh that ended in tears. This was indeed extremely funny and reflects the opinions of so many people who follow college football. 

triangle_M

June 14th, 2012 at 3:33 PM ^

While I'm not going to bucknuts to see the reaction, the are some gems over at 11W:

 

Seems like this so called "artist" has some real issues. If that pic of him is legit, I seriously question how he can question anyone for wearing OSU garb

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

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MaizeMN

June 14th, 2012 at 3:55 PM ^

My only concern is that I may no longer be capable of eating Rotel queso without conjuring a mental image of "that guy" and then becoming violently ill.  Damn your fiendish humor BHGP.

superstringer

June 14th, 2012 at 6:03 PM ^

This is 100% pure Charlie Sheen:  "WINNER!!!"

Funny to see that even way out in Iowa, they too can see the truth about tSIO fans.  You'd almost think a UM fan wrote all that.

Tater

June 14th, 2012 at 8:12 PM ^

The "paintings" are the best work I have ever seen in a sports blog.  I am very, very impressed.  I am really glad he saved the best for a school that so richly deserves it.