http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2012/6/14/3085202/pro-combat-goes-b1g...
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BHGP: Ohio State version
June 14th, 2012 at 1:05 PM
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BHGP: Ohio State version
June 14th, 2012 at 1:16 PM | 
BHGP just killed it
BHGP just killed it
June 14th, 2012 at 1:25 PM |
They got off easy.
They got off easy.
The Hieronymous Bosch touch was pure genius.
Brutus, No!
June 14th, 2012 at 1:25 PM |
Finally...been waiting for this
Finally...been waiting for this
Don't want to give it all away...but you have to check out their painting key. I thought Pryor cooking in gold pants would be my fav, till I got to John Cooper...
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
June 14th, 2012 at 2:55 PM |
Got my new desktop background
Got my new desktop background
with the bottom one.
Excellent finale.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:00 PM |
Very Very Awesome. loved the
Very Very Awesome. loved the
Very Very Awesome. loved the part where Woody is punching Charlie Baumen over and over but feels the pain himself.
Semper Fidelis
June 14th, 2012 at 1:27 PM |
Awesome.
Although I am a
Awesome.
Although I am a
Awesome.
Although I am a little disappointed he didn't put any tattoos on the model.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:50 PM |
There is no uniform.
There is no uniform.
It's all tattoos.
(OK, they didn't SAY that...but I like to think it.)
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
June 14th, 2012 at 3:25 PM |
That was my interpretation as well.
That was my interpretation as well.
They could have with real lame trashy tattoos or decals like that Calvin & Hobbs logo of Calvin pissing on stuff like the block M that it is seems like half of Ohio owns...but I like this better.
June 14th, 2012 at 8:17 PM |
Well, if we're to go with that it's not clothes
Well, if we're to go with that it's not clothes
But skin....well...that makes the placement of the bagpipes rather...unnerving.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
June 14th, 2012 at 1:29 PM |
Stunning.
Stunning.
Stunning.
Michigan: 903–315–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-44-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-16-1
vs MSU: 68-32-5
vs B1G: 522-197-24
vs SEC: 20-8-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<
June 14th, 2012 at 1:30 PM |
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Ohio State hell: Needs more Cooper. But absolutely spectacular!
"I tried to but a pencil in the light socket but it was too wide and didn't fit so I used a paperclip."-Terrelle Pryor, Future Rhodes Scholar
June 14th, 2012 at 1:35 PM |
Ain't that the truth
Ain't that the truth
Ain't that the truth
“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody
June 14th, 2012 at 1:34 PM |
Well done
Well done
My favorite parts:
-The zombie Illibuck (which "provides all the punishment Illinois failed to deliver to Ohio State fans in the temporal plane")
-The bagpipe forever playing "The Victors."
-"Woody Hayes punches Clemson's Charlie Bauman for all eternity, but experiences the pain of every blow himself."
June 14th, 2012 at 1:35 PM |
Best Yet!
Best Yet!
Hilarious and very fitting - a very strong finale, BGHP!
L'enfer, c'est les autres Buckeye fans! I think we have a new chant, folks.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
June 14th, 2012 at 1:38 PM |
Outstanding
Outstanding
Absolutely outstanding. Definitely click through, worth the read.
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When asked if he thought he was perhaps being too hard on the Ohio State faithful, Polyblend held firm: "There may be a few relatively innocent people in the crowd -- children too young to know better, spouses who are just humoring their husbands, foreign exchange students -- but for the most part these are people who are fully aware of what they are doing. They are freely cheering for the Ohio State Buckeyes."
Polyblend sighed and took a drag on his Gaulois. "I mean, who does that? It's like cheering for the Luftwaffe."
"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
June 14th, 2012 at 1:57 PM |
Agreed
Agreed
A phenomenal piece of comedic writing, that.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:09 PM |
The devil that dots the I is
The devil that dots the I is
The devil that dots the I is the ASU devil, the school that sent John Cooper to the Buckeyes.
"After all was said and done, there was nothing left to do."
June 14th, 2012 at 7:25 PM |
and turned around
and turned around
and beat Cooper in the 1997 Rose Bowl.
At hostes, pol, perniciter eant εις κοράκας
June 14th, 2012 at 9:00 PM |
Cooper got the win that day
Cooper got the win that day
Jake the Snake had his 2nd ranked Sun Devils poised for a perfect season and likely national championship (#1 FSU was the only other undefeated squad but they lost in a rematch with eventual champs #3 Florida in the Sugar Bowl), but the Buckeyes trashed those hopes with a late TD drive to win 20-17. Small redemption for Cooper, who had his own undefeated season/title hopes spoiled in the Game just 5 weeks earlier in Columbus.
"Hey Now!"
June 15th, 2012 at 3:21 PM |
Correct.
Correct.
Cooper became the first coach to win the Rose Bowl with a Pac Ten team and a Big Ten team.
But we don't talk about that.
"After all was said and done, there was nothing left to do."
June 14th, 2012 at 1:58 PM |
It really doesn't get any
It really doesn't get any
It really doesn't get any better than this.
June 14th, 2012 at 2:11 PM |
"That guy you know who" on
"That guy you know who" on
"That guy you know who" on the helmet is just awesome. Another favorite was the "talk show callers". I feel bad for anyone that does not discover this gem.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
June 14th, 2012 at 2:14 PM |
You forgot the tag, 100% Pure
You forgot the tag, 100% Pure
You forgot the tag, 100% Pure Colombian Awesomeness
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
June 14th, 2012 at 2:46 PM |
You're right, fixed. I can't
You're right, fixed. I can't
You're right, fixed. I can't believe I forgot that.
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
June 14th, 2012 at 4:15 PM |
100% pure columbian awesome
100% pure columbian awesome
Now with even MORE double meaning!
Polyblend believes he has discovered a new variety of sin to add to the traditional categories of mortal and venial: Columbian, after the center of all that is irritating and sick in the college football universe, Columbus, Ohio.
For my privacy, my new username is "non-Oriental non-Andrew"
June 14th, 2012 at 2:20 PM |
I didn't laugh at first
I didn't laugh at first
I just sorta drooled. That awestruck stuper was replaced with a lenghty firm belly laugh that ended in tears. This was indeed extremely funny and reflects the opinions of so many people who follow college football.
"It was open," Toussaint said. "I can't compare this hole to any other holes because I can't remember that but it was a huge hole."
June 14th, 2012 at 2:28 PM |
I forgot to add...
I forgot to add...
The funniest part: the sign that says "THE abode of the damned". Thats just funny stuff.
"It was open," Toussaint said. "I can't compare this hole to any other holes because I can't remember that but it was a huge hole."
June 14th, 2012 at 3:07 PM |
Interesting find
Interesting find
linking Gahanna with THE "actual" Gates of Hell (due to the Gahenna/Gahanna thing) - this came up with a psychic on the Phil Donahue show in the 80s: http://bulletin.kenyon.edu/x3210.xml
June 14th, 2012 at 2:24 PM |
Well, everyone knew this was
Well, everyone knew this was
Well, everyone knew this was coming. They saved the best for last. Bravo BHGP.
And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know it’s going to be Michigan again. Michigan!
June 14th, 2012 at 2:40 PM |
Buckeyes roasting on...
Buckeyes roasting on...
...an open fire for all eternity sounds like it should be turned into a holiday standard. If the holiday was The Game.
LSA '89 - MBB Natl Champions, Big 10/Rose Bowl Champions | @MGoShoe
June 14th, 2012 at 3:08 PM |
And let's not forget...
And let's not forget...
Another Iowa blog's fine contribution to differentiating the Big 10 teams.
http://thehawkeyecompulsion.blogspot.com/2007/08/if-members-of-big-10-were-cars-or-car.html
Love, love, the Wisky entry.
June 14th, 2012 at 5:04 PM |
Wow. That is classic. Each
Wow. That is classic. Each
Wow. That is classic. Each one is just about dead on.
"Shiny. Let's be bad guys."
June 14th, 2012 at 7:54 PM |
outstanding
outstanding
I'm not sure which is better, the cars or the unies. Both are pretty freaking inspired.
"Underwear Wearing Basement Dweller"
June 14th, 2012 at 10:35 PM |
Wow
Wow
That was freaking great.
"Nobody cares what you think!"
June 15th, 2012 at 12:27 AM |
Ohio State should have been a
Ohio State should have been a
Ohio State should have been a corvette. Fucking Terrelle Fucking Pryor.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:29 PM |
That was...
That was...
truly outstanding.
What a fabulous writer and what a great series.
I down-vote ANYONE that puts the "t" in front of osu. Don't be a tool.
Oh yea....screw msu too.
June 14th, 2012 at 3:33 PM |
While I'm not going to
While I'm not going to
While I'm not going to bucknuts to see the reaction, the are some gems over at 11W:
Seems like this so called "artist" has some real issues. If that pic of him is legit, I seriously question how he can question anyone for wearing OSU garb
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know it’s going to be Michigan again. Michigan!
June 14th, 2012 at 3:55 PM |
Definitely worth the wait.
Definitely worth the wait.
My only concern is that I may no longer be capable of eating Rotel queso without conjuring a mental image of "that guy" and then becoming violently ill. Damn your fiendish humor BHGP.
L.S.A. '88
June 14th, 2012 at 4:33 PM |
as someone that lives in
as someone that lives in
as someone that lives in ohio,i thank God for this.
Vice.com
June 14th, 2012 at 5:37 PM |
That is a perfect way to
That is a perfect way to
That is a perfect way to finish the series. Could've gone with a tattoo theme, would've been very easy, but swung for the fences instead and won the Internet.
"We've beaten Michigan the last four years. So where's the threat?"
- Mark Dantonio
Blogging the Virginia Cavaliers at http://fromoldvirginia.blogspot.com/<
June 14th, 2012 at 6:03 PM |
OMFG
OMFG
This is 100% pure Charlie Sheen: "WINNER!!!"
Funny to see that even way out in Iowa, they too can see the truth about tSIO fans. You'd almost think a UM fan wrote all that.
June 14th, 2012 at 6:40 PM |
Awesome. My first impression
Awesome. My first impression
Awesome. My first impression was seeing Tressel as Hannibal Lecter.
June 14th, 2012 at 8:12 PM |
The best
The best
The "paintings" are the best work I have ever seen in a sports blog. I am very, very impressed. I am really glad he saved the best for a school that so richly deserves it.
June 15th, 2012 at 12:03 AM |
All of the Pro Combat jerseys
All of the Pro Combat jerseys
All of the Pro Combat jerseys have been hilarious, but this one in particular was awesome.
Avatar is a reference to this. Go Blue!
June 15th, 2012 at 8:12 AM |
Legendary
Legendary
I especially like the Buckeye commenter who is so indignant that this design would not make a good ad for Apple products
That is a masterpiece for a finale. BHGP, just drop the mic and walk away.