TESOE

June 5th, 2010 at 3:18 AM ^

I have read in quite a while. 

Hail to the MaizenBrew for putting this so eloquently.  They finally got me understanding.

superstringer

June 5th, 2010 at 8:59 AM ^

Fraking funniest thing I've read in eons.  "Spot-on." 

Btw, I've been to Springfield MO and seen the coeds there.  And the thought of them doing what that piece says at the word "boo" -- well that image should make every single Big(11)Ten guy with a pulse go there to get some of that.  It's like they are cloning hot petite blondes.  Completely smoke Sparty's coeds.

dayooper63

June 5th, 2010 at 10:42 AM ^

Scene: It's lunchtime at College Football High School. And at CFHS, everyone eats together. Except for those short bus kids from the Sun Belt. They eat in a Teflon covered room and are only allowed to use spoons for safety's sake.

silverslugger

June 5th, 2010 at 12:20 PM ^

All I know is that, according to a friend of mine who is a Texas fan, and has inside sources, says, "Oklahoma is afraid to play Texas, and wants out." and there is a "strong likely hood" of the expansion happening

Augger

June 5th, 2010 at 1:42 PM ^

OK, I am never a grammar/spelling nazi, as my own grammar is a total mess most days, but dear lord splitting likelihood into two words is freaking awesome...so does UT have a pretty high chance of visiting the ghetto or what? 

Also I bow down before the comic skill of Dave at Maize and Brew the orginal article is absolute gold...

Aug

Mfan1974

June 5th, 2010 at 8:38 PM ^

to take that script and make it into a you tube vid. Everyteam a fat, hairy slob dressed in an undersized cheer leader outfit with teenage chic voices dubbed over it. Fan freakin tastic.... that's deadspin material in our blog world.  Good job gentelmen, good job.

michiganfanforlife

June 5th, 2010 at 8:50 PM ^

That was really funny and actually helped me review where everyone is at this point, and what all the rumors are... I am looking forward to adding teams to the Big Ten to get us a conference championship game.  If all the Big Ten teams keep making good money, the league will just steadily improve from year to year. Michigan will be a part in the takover of the NCAA by the Big Ten over the next decade.