Sorry if this has been posted, but didn't see it. If your head is close to exploding from trying to keep up with all the expansion scenarios, you really don't want to miss this.
Best take on expansion yet
I have read in quite a while.
Hail to the MaizenBrew for putting this so eloquently. They finally got me understanding.
That was hilarious and I've sent the link to a KU alum I'm friends with. Brilliant stuff.
poor Iowa State. Good God, that's funny and spot on.
That was simply amazing. I always felt like Colorado was a nosy bitch...
100% pure columbian awesome.
Got to feel bad for the other Big 12 teams that are going to get screwed over.
Fraking funniest thing I've read in eons. "Spot-on."
Btw, I've been to Springfield MO and seen the coeds there. And the thought of them doing what that piece says at the word "boo" -- well that image should make every single Big(11)Ten guy with a pulse go there to get some of that. It's like they are cloning hot petite blondes. Completely smoke Sparty's coeds.
Springfield, MO coeds are students at Missouri State. The University of Missouri, the team in the eloquently-put article, is in Columbia, MO.
Sent it to my next-door neighbor who's a big Mizzou fan from Columbia MO who's also lived in Austin.
Poor Iowa State.
That was amazing, my day has been made
Scene: It's lunchtime at College Football High School. And at CFHS, everyone eats together. Except for those short bus kids from the Sun Belt. They eat in a Teflon covered room and are only allowed to use spoons for safety's sake.
Wow. I'm sending the link to every college football fan I know. This is funny and well thought out.
All I know is that, according to a friend of mine who is a Texas fan, and has inside sources, says, "Oklahoma is afraid to play Texas, and wants out." and there is a "strong likely hood" of the expansion happening
OK, I am never a grammar/spelling nazi, as my own grammar is a total mess most days, but dear lord splitting likelihood into two words is freaking awesome...so does UT have a pretty high chance of visiting the ghetto or what?
Also I bow down before the comic skill of Dave at Maize and Brew the orginal article is absolute gold...
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard
to take that script and make it into a you tube vid. Everyteam a fat, hairy slob dressed in an undersized cheer leader outfit with teenage chic voices dubbed over it. Fan freakin tastic.... that's deadspin material in our blog world. Good job gentelmen, good job.
Get ahold of the entire cast of The Ringer and it would be set.
That was really funny and actually helped me review where everyone is at this point, and what all the rumors are... I am looking forward to adding teams to the Big Ten to get us a conference championship game. If all the Big Ten teams keep making good money, the league will just steadily improve from year to year. Michigan will be a part in the takover of the NCAA by the Big Ten over the next decade.