Bemidji State hate/jokes thread
I'll start:
Q: How does a University of Michigan alum efficiently remove a Bemidji State University alum from his or her front porch?
A: Exchange money for the food items the Bemidji State University alum has delivered to his or her place of residence. The University of Michigan alum should be sure to tip handsomely as not only do Bemidji State University alumni often earn wages below the national median, but this action will also indicate that the food purchaser has a fair amount of disposable income as a direct or indirect result of his or her University of Michigan education.
FIRE AWAY.
March 26th, 2010 at 10:25 AM ^
Bemidji State U
apparently gets really cold
It's north of Fargo
March 26th, 2010 at 10:40 AM ^
Famous Alumni:
Alan Thicke
Michael J. Fox
Bryan Adams
Shania Twain
Martin Short
March 26th, 2010 at 11:44 AM ^
Bemidji State - A school for the 80's?
March 26th, 2010 at 11:57 AM ^
Also:
Avril Lavine
Steve Nash
Nickelback
Mike Meyers
March 26th, 2010 at 11:59 AM ^
I'm all in!
(I wish)
She is single again.....
...there is hope for you yet.
March 26th, 2010 at 11:13 AM ^
Oops, I edited this in my head but not on the post.
should be "apparently gets quite cold"
I was about to call the Haiku police.
The haiku thing feels like we're stepping into an even deeper layer of nerd-dom. It's not enough to obsessively correct each other's grammar, now we're into Japanese poetry...ouch.
March 26th, 2010 at 10:31 AM ^
Beavers. Huh huh huh
March 26th, 2010 at 10:33 AM ^
Bemidji State, yeah I've never heard of them either.
March 26th, 2010 at 10:43 AM ^
There is no real rivalry yet, ergo no hatred. I'm just hoping Michigan gets past them. As much as I like the spirit of the original post, recycling MSU jokes and substituting BSU doesn't quite "get it" for me.
In other words, I'll pass but Go Blue.
March 26th, 2010 at 11:19 AM ^
I thought that the OP's joke was more of an OSU joke, not an MSU joke, but I suppose it could apply to both.
March 26th, 2010 at 11:35 AM ^
So they offer a minor and certificates in electronic writing, yet don't have a hockey blog. Must not be a good program
March 26th, 2010 at 11:09 AM ^
No news on any Beaver shaving schemes, but...
http://www.howard.tv/shaveTheBeaver.jsf
March 26th, 2010 at 11:54 AM ^
Oh... not the same thing?
Then I've never heard of them!
March 26th, 2010 at 12:21 PM ^
Bemidji State? More like Wabigamaang ("at the lake channel/narrows") State.
March 26th, 2010 at 12:29 PM ^
You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool and Bemidji jump in to sniff and because they are lolstupid they drown and die and we win because we are smrt GO MICHIGAN VICTORY #1 USA!
March 26th, 2010 at 12:54 PM ^
They will be saved by the fact that any pool will be frozen b/c it is so cold there. Booya?
Just beat them. Humiliating them is optional.
I thought they did that themselves when they named the University...
(And why Bermidji STATE? Was plain old University of Bermidji taken? Where's the State of Bermidji?)
At least they don't refer to themselves as "The Bemidji State University."
The only joke about Bemidji State is that I don't know enough about Bemidji State to make a joke.
um.... yeah... I got nothin'.
I'm all for making fun of Bemidji state, but I really hate the arrogant we make more money shit. Get a bit more creative, you're making our school look like a bunch of dicks.
My joke was an attempt to ridicule the standard "pay him for the pizza" joke. Maybe it was too meta and came off as real arrogance.
:'(
my wife stopped giving me Bemidjis after we got married
that is true for alot of us....
I can't hate them. They're from somewhere up in the north woods (North Dakota? Minnesota? Canada? No one really knows), they have a cool-sounding name, and their logo is classic:
