Beginning of Off Topic Season POSBANG Thread! [Winners Announced!]

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Beginning of Off Topic Season POSBANG Thread! [Winners Announced!]

As most of you know, the off topic season is reserved for "after football season" on MGoBlog. After some confusion about whether football season ended after The Game, or whether it ends after the Outback Bowl, I emailed Brian and got a response saying that off topic is now fine. Before we get to the posbanging, I do have a refresher for everyone who has been around off topic season before, and news for all the new members.

  • An off topic post is anything other than: Michigan athletics, scheduled opponents or Big Ten sports, the blog itself and University of Michigan topics. The gray area is NCAA sports in general and Ann Arbor topics. None of these require an "OT:" tag, and titles may be edited as needed; please keep titles and tags as clear as possible.
  • Threads about any of the following are likely to be deleted and may result in Bolivia/bans: politics, religion, Drew Sharp, Mike Valenti, Ace Williams. Tread very carefully with Bleacher Report. If in doubt, it's probably not a good post.
  • On topic season may still go back into effect before fall, but there will be an update posted before that happens.

profitgoblue and I are offering a 100 point prize to the funniest user-created comment in this thread.  Extra consideration goes to new content, funny .gifs videos, and especially mspaint/photoshopping, but we reserve all rights to determine a winner in our sole discretion and all rights to send people who post inappropriate items to Bolivia for the holidays.  (You may be asking yourself at this point whether Kate Upton pics/gifs inappropriate . . . you will likely soon find out!)  The prize will be decided by the two of us with plenty of crowd input, [ed] and will be up for grabs throughout the afternoon.

The winner of the 100 point prize is...BlueReign, for his mortar gif (according to profit) and his rhino gif (my pick). Enjoy the 167% point bump. ChopBlock gets 50 points as a runner up for his original photoshop. Honorable mention goes to WisconsinWolverine, but profit and I felt he was already a winner for this post yesterday.

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December 12th, 2012 at 1:06 PM | Commence. Hahahaha! (Score:5 Normal)
profitgoblue
Joined: 09/01/2009
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Commence.

Hahahaha!

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

December 12th, 2012 at 7:40 PM | Figures (Score:5 Normal)
BiSB
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Typical MGoBlog. Mods think they can tell others when to commence. Well I say BOO YOUR POST. The group-think around here is astonishing. You sheep are all "bahhh I don't know when to post." So you know what? I'll commence when I'm GODDAMN GOOD AND READY.

 

They no longer call me Bisbiño

December 12th, 2012 at 1:07 PM | This is the funniest (Score:5 Normal)
trueblueintexas
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This is the funniest user-created comment in this thread.

"Anyone who isn't confused, really doesn't understand the situation." - Edward R. Murrow

December 12th, 2012 at 1:08 PM | Did you know there was a (Score:5 Normal)
Butterfield
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Did you know there was a "Heavyweight Skiing Championship"?  I sure didn't!

http://thegoat.backcountry.com/2010/03/08/heavyweight-ski-championship/ 

 

 

 

The swag is back. 

December 12th, 2012 at 1:16 PM | Gives new meaning to the word 'sugarloaf' (Score:5 Normal)
MAZandBLUE
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BAZING!!

December 12th, 2012 at 1:30 PM | A lot of people are afraid of (Score:5 Normal)
RedGreene
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A lot of people are afraid of heights.  Not me, I'm afraid of widths. 

 

Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back.

December 12th, 2012 at 1:46 PM | I Love Scotch!!!   Scotchy (Score:5 Normal)
crum
Joined: 08/27/2009
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I Love Scotch!!!

 

Scotchy Scotch Scotch

December 12th, 2012 at 1:51 PM | Hey!  That's my dad. And he (Score:5 Normal)
RakeFight
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Hey!  That's my dad.

And he died during that run.

A-hole.

December 12th, 2012 at 3:31 PM | Heart Attack or Tree?? (Score:5 Normal)
mjagger
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Heart Attack or Tree?? 

With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.

December 12th, 2012 at 4:18 PM | Snowball (Score:3 Normal)
markinmsp
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 Neither. Wiped out to form a massive snowball down the mountain.

                                          

December 12th, 2012 at 2:35 PM | It's funny because he's Fat! (Score:5 Normal)
raiderblue
Joined: 01/23/2011
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December 12th, 2012 at 2:54 PM | Hmmm... (Score:1)
Yo_Blue
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I thought that was Chas(tity) Bono, but he/she isn't wearing a Michigan shirt.

Should we point instead of fist pump during the Victors?

December 12th, 2012 at 5:12 PM | Chastity is so ugly, (Score:3 Normal)
WestSider
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she could scare the dark out of a closet.

Nobody who ever gave his best regretted it.

December 12th, 2012 at 6:58 PM | Not trying to be offensive (Score:5 Normal)
Hugh Jass
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but on the bright side - he is safer as fat people are harder to kidnap.

If someone ever invented a low fat vitamin - filled vegetable that tasted like fudge covered Rice Krispies treats - I'd probably eat better

 

 

December 12th, 2012 at 1:09 PM | best thread (Score:5 Normal)
michgoblue
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since the Ohio Game.  Well done.

December 12th, 2012 at 1:09 PM | Michigan Basketball "Dark Days" (Score:5 Normal)
pessiMICHtic
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Maybe we can have better sound tracks now that we are winning LINK Go Blue! Go Basketball! Go Rap?

3-3-5 til the day I die y'all

December 12th, 2012 at 1:12 PM | I'm at work and using my (Score:5 Normal)
MichiganStudent
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I'm at work and using my iPhone. I'm using data so they can't big brother me! Boom!

December 12th, 2012 at 1:13 PM | Finally! (Score:5 Normal)
turtleboy
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How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up 2 cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? -Mark Harmon

December 12th, 2012 at 3:19 PM | Yes!!! (Score:3 Normal)
James Burrill Angell
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TONG PO!!!!!!

December 12th, 2012 at 3:40 PM | No, that's Chong Li from (Score:3 Normal)
I Bleed Maize N Blue
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No, that's Chong Li from Bloodsport.  Tong Po was in Kickboxer.

Michigan Resurgent?  Michigan Resurgent!

The beatings will continue until the uniforms improve!

December 12th, 2012 at 1:13 PM | Pro/Con (Score:5 Normal)
Victor Hale II
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I just realized that I can access this site while at work; I will soon be unemployed.

December 12th, 2012 at 2:43 PM | Mr. Hale, Please go see Helen (Score:5 Normal)
raiderblue
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Mr. Hale,

Please go see Helen Kowalski HR imediately. You are due a raise.

Sincerely,

Your UofM grad boss

 

 

December 12th, 2012 at 1:14 PM | take away (Score:5 Normal)
MichFan1997
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100 of your own points for even leaving a question regarding the appropriateness of Kate upton.

Follow me on Twitter @gfraley05

December 12th, 2012 at 1:16 PM | I notice you didn't test your (Score:5 Normal)
profitgoblue
Joined: 09/01/2009
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I notice you didn't test your luck here . . .  Who will step up?  Who will be the first to give in to temptation?

 

Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

December 12th, 2012 at 1:34 PM | if i was on a computer (Score:5 Normal)
MichFan1997
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I would post a picture of Kate upton. However, I'm less sure of how to do that from my phone

Follow me on Twitter @gfraley05

December 12th, 2012 at 1:33 PM | Not to throw any money seeking... (Score:2 Normal)
justingoblue
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Go Blue!ing partners of mine under the bus, but if you go back and read the paragraphs:

Go Blue!

December 12th, 2012 at 1:15 PM | I'm here for the posbang (Score:5 Normal)
profitgoblue
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Disgruntled former moderator.  I got a lot of problems with you people!

December 12th, 2012 at 1:15 PM | Loud noises. (Score:5 Normal)
aiglick
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Loud noises.

Here's hoping for a bright future. This team does try hard and I will continue to support them.

December 12th, 2012 at 1:58 PM | I love lamp. (Score:5 Normal)
HttV Wolverine
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I love lamp.

“What the mind can conceive, the mind can achieve and those who stay will be champions.” - Bo 

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December 12th, 2012 at 3:21 PM | ... (Score:5 Normal)
James Burrill Angell
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December 12th, 2012 at 1:15 PM | I gonna say it just to say it (Score:4 Normal)
htownwolverine
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I gonna say it just to say it and beat the whiners;

When can we get the real posbangs back? Huh, pretty please?

Who is Jon Falk?
December 12th, 2012 at 2:16 PM | I think Brian said that (Score:3 Normal)
ChopBlock
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I think Brian said that following the season (presumably after bowl season), we'd get them back.

"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"

"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"

~George Walden

December 12th, 2012 at 4:17 PM | When we do all the site (Score:5 Normal)
Seth
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When we do all the site upgrades with the new design. No use breaking the site (which happens every time we try install a new module) until we have to.

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

December 12th, 2012 at 5:00 PM | What do you mean "the new (Score:3 Normal)
ChopBlock
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What do you mean "the new design"? Are you saying that's coming after the season, or that someday far in the distance, when a redesign becomes necessary, the old system will be reintroduced?

Also, when that happens, hopefully the 503 erros will be banished to Bolivia

"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"

"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"

~George Walden

December 12th, 2012 at 11:25 PM | Project DEATH TO THE 503 (Score:5 Informative)
Seth
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Project DEATH TO THE 503 (that is really what we're calling it) is targeted to happen over this offseason, with most of the stuff happening as soon as basketball season ends. We're not screwing around this time, having already secured the services of one of the best web design firms in the country.

Money was what was holding us up; that's basically what the Beveled Guilt pile has been building up to.

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

December 13th, 2012 at 2:24 AM | I think I love you /No (Score:3 Normal)
ChopBlock
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I think I love you

/No homo

/NTTAWWT

"The straightest line from A to B is straight: From A to B"

"When you have Denard Robinson, you can have everything"

~George Walden

December 12th, 2012 at 1:17 PM | Cats? (Score:4 Normal)
rob6reid
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December 12th, 2012 at 1:17 PM | my gf's reaction to me every morning :( (Score:5 Normal)
sedieso
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December 12th, 2012 at 1:18 PM | WOW. Are you me? (Score:5 Normal)
rob6reid
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WOW. Are you me?

December 12th, 2012 at 1:19 PM | WOW. Are you me? (Score:5 Normal)
sedieso
Joined: 09/12/2008
MGoPoints: 526

WOW. Are you me?

December 12th, 2012 at 1:22 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
rob6reid
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December 12th, 2012 at 1:27 PM | I know where you sleep at night.... (Score:5 Normal)
sedieso
Joined: 09/12/2008
MGoPoints: 526

December 12th, 2012 at 1:34 PM | Or me? (Score:4 Normal)
Louie C
Joined: 11/16/2009
MGoPoints: 2012

*Lowers head with quivering lip, while reaching for the lotion*

"It's the only place to get the inside story on Wolverine football, so blee bluhh tahh!" - Bo

December 12th, 2012 at 1:46 PM | RDT/WiaB? (Score:5 Normal)
Suspicious Brown
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RDT/WiaB?

December 12th, 2012 at 1:19 PM | Obligatory (Score:5 Normal)
JeepinBen
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"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

December 12th, 2012 at 1:25 PM | Also Obligatory. I'd like my points in unmarked 1 point bills (Score:5 Normal)
JeepinBen
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"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

December 12th, 2012 at 1:46 PM | You can't have one (Score:5 Normal)
M-Wolverine
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Without the other.

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

December 12th, 2012 at 1:21 PM | "Threads about any of the (Score:5 Normal)
Owl
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"Threads about any of the following are likely to be deleted and may result in Bolivia/bans: politics, religion, Drew Sharp, Mike Valenti, Ace Williams."

Does this constitute an official lifting of the ban on Bleacher Report. I sure hope it doesn't.

December 12th, 2012 at 1:23 PM | I believe when it comes to B/R (Score:5 Normal)
JeepinBen
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It's on a writer-by-writer basis. Don't start a thread about a 20 page slidshoe (B/r'd) regarding hot athletes.

Adam Jacobi write something? Link away.

"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

December 12th, 2012 at 1:24 PM | I'll test the appropriateness of Kate Upton (Score:5 Normal)
Erik_in_Dayton
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I hope no one gets fired from work or in trouble with his wife because of this:

 

 Kate Upton Without Makeup

It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra

                         

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