Typical MGoBlog. Mods think they can tell others when to commence. Well I say BOO YOUR POST. The group-think around here is astonishing. You sheep are all "bahhh I don't know when to post." So you know what? I'll commence when I'm GODDAMN GOOD AND READY.
This is the funniest user-created comment in this thread.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
I Love Scotch!!!
Scotchy Scotch Scotch
Hey! That's my dad.
And he died during that run.
Heart Attack or Tree??
Neither. Wiped out to form a massive snowball down the mountain.
I thought that was Chas(tity) Bono, but he/she isn't wearing a Michigan shirt.
she could scare the dark out of a closet.
but on the bright side - he is safer as fat people are harder to kidnap.
since the Ohio Game. Well done.
Maybe we can have better sound tracks now that we are winning LINK Go Blue! Go Basketball! Go Rap?
I'm at work and using my iPhone. I'm using data so they can't big brother me! Boom!
No, that's Chong Li from Bloodsport. Tong Po was in Kickboxer.
I just realized that I can access this site while at work; I will soon be unemployed.
100 of your own points for even leaving a question regarding the appropriateness of Kate upton.
I notice you didn't test your luck here . . . Who will step up? Who will be the first to give in to temptation?
I would post a picture of Kate upton. However, I'm less sure of how to do that from my phone
Go Blue!ing partners of mine under the bus, but if you go back and read the paragraphs:
I love lamp.
I gonna say it just to say it and beat the whiners;
When can we get the real posbangs back? Huh, pretty please?
I think Brian said that following the season (presumably after bowl season), we'd get them back.
When we do all the site upgrades with the new design. No use breaking the site (which happens every time we try install a new module) until we have to.
What do you mean "the new design"? Are you saying that's coming after the season, or that someday far in the distance, when a redesign becomes necessary, the old system will be reintroduced?
Also, when that happens, hopefully the 503 erros will be banished to Bolivia
Project DEATH TO THE 503 (that is really what we're calling it) is targeted to happen over this offseason, with most of the stuff happening as soon as basketball season ends. We're not screwing around this time, having already secured the services of one of the best web design firms in the country.
Money was what was holding us up; that's basically what the Beveled Guilt pile has been building up to.
I think I love you
WOW. Are you me?
WOW. Are you me?
*Lowers head with quivering lip, while reaching for the lotion*
Without the other.
"Threads about any of the following are likely to be deleted and may result in Bolivia/bans: politics, religion, Drew Sharp, Mike Valenti, Ace Williams."
Does this constitute an official lifting of the ban on Bleacher Report. I sure hope it doesn't.
It's on a writer-by-writer basis. Don't start a thread about a 20 page slidshoe (B/r'd) regarding hot athletes.
Adam Jacobi write something? Link away.
I hope no one gets fired from work or in trouble with his wife because of this:
Certainly she approves.
So, because my 19 year old daughter has used my laptop lately, I always have Victoria's Secret banner ads popping up on my mgoblog screen. Some of those are borderline nsfw. Even though there aren't any I've seen of Kate.
StephenRKass: Can you link us to the original post where the NSFMrsK thing originated?
It took me a while to find it, but here is the original post (proof that nothing on the internet is every deleted): http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/please-avoid-nsfw-or-home-pics-posts
And here is the followup: http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/metaot-epic-stupid-nsfw-post
Part of the problem was putting up the post late on a Saturday night. It became the one time when lots and lots and lots of pictures and links and boobs went into an mgoblog thread. I don't think it was possible to edit the thread without removing almost all of it.
FTR, between self-policing and the moderators, I haven't noticed a problem for a long time. Or maybe I just am not at mgoblog as often. I dunno. I don't like the kate upton one with the honky tonk version of the Victors, but the problem is the music, not the video.
I do think the consensus at mgoblog is not to become RCMB with lots of huge pics. The goal is for the blog to be accessible anywhere: at work or Starbucks or in the den with the kids or wherever.
That thread was one of the most fun times I've had on this site.
And two things, Mr. Kass. First, despite how hilarious that thread was and how much fun it was to participate in, I think most people here actually did agree with your sentiment. As you just said, people generally don't want the board to turn into a bunch of boob pictures a la Touch the Banner's front page (I kid, I kid...a little). Second, kudos for always having a good attitude about it. You catch your fair share of good-natured teasing, and you always take it in stride. Shouldn't be noteworthy, but this is the internet.
And just for old time's sake, here's a picture that is not safe for anyone's home.
Yeah, it was fun, in a horrifying way. I remember that night, and the sinking feeling with the responses. Probably the best way to describe it is to watch the GIF of the football bouncing off of our kicker Hagerup's helmet. Or hear the echo Darth Vader shouting "Nooooooo!!!!" But by the time you have that feeling, it's too late. Sigh. It was fun, even if at my expense.
Oh, and regarding "Touch the Banner," Magnus can post whatever he wants, and he sometimes has great info, but I'm careful when I go to that site.
Negs to everyone posting gifs that I'm unable to view here at work. Damn you people!
Pos bang bang I shot you down. Uma thurmans saggy tits.
You have that part covered.
Feel better?I was simply following the rules and trying to make the funniest comment in the thread. I am very aware of Blockhams with Dicks and the uproar that ensued.
Somehow I missed that. And the only reason I am not going to google it is... well... it should be obvious. (I'm at work, and if I were at home my wife might have questions)
If by "an interesting reaction" you mean "everyone realized that it was the greatest thing ever," I'd have to agree with you.
They are talking about OFF the court, right?
you live in the dorms
I know it is only a cartoon, but that is a completely unbelievable Spartan fan. No Sparty would use (or even be familiar with half of the words in) the phrase, "...a potent cocktail of self-loathing..."
Competitive comedy? I feel obligated to post this:
Do your worst. So much Upton!
You love making my life miserable. Points return in 69 minutes.
That's just enough time for me to have a bite and get to my meeting in Denver. Ready, Go!
It'll take you a bit longer if you're traveling to CO on your scooter . . .
Youtube the Olivia Munn/Awkward Lapdance from the Christmas "New Girl" episode. I'm willing to donate the points from my account...
Did someone say... Upton!?
Dude, Kate is always worth it. Good Job!
Do your worst. So much Upton!
too much upton
Do your worst. So much Upton!
For the first time in Mgoblog history, we might see every mutilple post get pos banged instead of negged as redundant. In this case, I'm cool with that. Mutilple posts as a result of spilled coffee, consider youself trumped. Meanwhile..
thats a lotta Upton. How many times did you post this? I'd count but I don't want to get caught looking at this too long at my office and get fired.
Ok you win
loves himself some Kate Upton
expressions of unabashed joy...Thank you Kate
At first I'm like...
And then I'm like...
And afterwards I'm like...
What if Ace Williams, Valenti, and Sharp have a roundtable discussion about separation of church and state? Could we start an OT thread about that?
Section 1 would be the only one with authority to initiate the thread.
Lou Holtz, Mike Tyson, Sylvester the Cat, and former Red Wings coach Bryan Murray have a roundtable discussion about the suffering of sassafrass trees.
....that it was in fact a man named Ernest Scribbler who wrote the world's funniest joke:
Yes, but what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
You forgot to put "sorry double post" at the end.
So much Upton = so tired ;)
With one hand.
I don't know how the little fella is able to hang on!
WOO OT IS BACK.
Kate upton photos are so sexy I'm surprised they aren't banned in all 49 states.
It'd be kinda like how it feels when the rich guy wins the lottery. What a dick for playing.
But I'll take a HT for remembering Brian started OT after OSU last year.
Actually, nevermind. The simple joy of OT being back will be enough. I love me some OT. It's teh only thing that makes the end of the season not seem as bad. It's like getting one more present the day after Christmas.
Off Topic season?
Off Topic season posbangs?
White pants Wednesday?
There are 91 Upton posts. I didnt want to get the number wrong so I went and counted them again.
from MGoUser Nosce Te Ipsum alone (I did a Ctrl-F for his user name and got 88 finds). Either that is the mother of all computer glitches or he is one seriously dedicated Upton fan. It's most impressive because his 88 were all done uninterrupted by anyone else replying to the thread and jumping in the middle, so I'm leaning towards computer glitch, but still, damn. What a fortunate error.
<EDIT>: It look like the mods have swept through and deleted most of the redundant Upton posts, sniff sniff :-( so it is possible my count of 88 came after they had started the deletion process and 91 was indeed the amount it started at before deletion.
In the words of Lloyd: "Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose."
finished........Did I miss anything while I was scrolling through the upton double posts?
This POSBANG is:
Too much Upton makes the spaghetti spin
DAMMIT MODZ Y U ENCOURAGE PHOTOSHOP WHEN I HAZ EXAM IN FIVE HOURS?
Fine, quick and dirty photoshop:
Apparently posting all those Upton gifs (the mother of all fortunate computer glitches?) wound up in getting Nosce Te Ipsum sent to Bolivia. I hope his voyage is a short one and not a permanent trip there, he's usually a pretty quality poster.
Just a quick in-and-out trip. His visa expires in less than an hour.
This thread confuses me.
i miss haloscan
So, are questions about Detroit verboten? I'm curious from locals in the Detroit area about what is happening. It sometimes is difficult to tell with the spin put on things in MSM. Is the city descending into the heart of darkness, or is that media overkill? Is anarchy truly the way of the future? Can any of the politicians, State or City or County, make things work again?
But if there's news that seems somewhat relevant to our purpose here, go for it. There was a thread (last week?) that discussed a new Red Wings arena and the Ilitch's construction plans that got some good public policy discussion without any real problems. I like stuff like that, but a "What's up with Detroit: Open Thread" would be a complete disaster.
According to the Telegraph, Victoria Aitken, daughter of former Cabinet minister Jonathan Aitken, has immortalized Ms. Upton's "curvaceous body" in a dance track.
We need a mandate that NSFW posts are labeled as such, and then about 15 empty lines are inserted before the said NSFW material. Too many close calls with these Kate Upton gifs at work. That being said, MOAR!!!
What started out as an arguably SFW thread quickly went downhill. Proper label now attached.
looks a lot different with all 80+ of the redundant Kate Upton posts deleted out, not to mention some of the earlier posts commenting on the massive quantity of Upton look a little silly now. I feel sorry for the latecomers to the thread that missed it in all of its bouncy glory as they scrolled through the gifs.
I can appreciate what some people were getting out of it (lol), but I felt like it was deterring future comments due to space and bandwith and work concerns for a lot of people. They're not causing a problem one or two at a time, but I felt like the other users in the thread would be best served without eighty of them in a row.
I wanted to see all that Upton. It's a real handicap living in the Central Time Zone. How about a one hour blog delay to help us out?
it was just there like ninety times in a row, instead of two or three times seperated by comments.
Now that it is here, I can't remember what I wanted to say.
Believe it or not, there are still people out there that haven't seen this yet:
I used to be one of them. I'm still not sure what the hell I just saw.
Can't believe you left out....
Who's awesome? All you guys are awesome.
The Hoke Epic Double Point. You are awesome.
....for the drinking threads:
I don't always downshift.
But when I do it's next to a prius, so they hear me hurt the environment.
I must post the Muppet Sleeve.
It sucks that I'm not funny.
Oh man, that's a Sheridan-first-pass-vs-Utah-'08 flashback.
...is some eye candy.
...now that we're NSFW tagged, I might as well share one a link to a nice ass-spanking video. Not quite Upton, but enjoy.
WOOOOOOOO RUNNER UP BABY! This is almost as great as being a CO_SOARER with THE_KNOWLEDGE
I have never been motivated by points, but the karma boost of the posbangs had me going for a while. Then I realized that a higher level of karma was completely unsustainable (by me), and I crashed to the earth.
Points aren't everyone's thing, but I thought it might generate more interest in the thread, and thus the refresher/news stuff in the OP. Even for the guys like you without the interest, I'll bet you knew there would be some funny stuff posted from people who were interested, and that's what it was all about, really.
I have missed the OT threads since last summer. They give a little more sense of the persons behind these identities than recruiting insights do.
is it a European swallow or an African swallow?
You know who else liked OT threads?
Be the equivalent of a legacy jersey?
OT it is.
I don't have much to say, other than we have a new nominee for greatest name in college football recruiting. The University of Tulsa has just gained a committment from a 3-star CB named Will Barrow...as in, wheelbarrow. Seriously.