Pay him for the pizza
Pay him for the pizza
Thank you. A meaningful post for Ohio week.
Dave Brandon says if we had a mascot, he would do THIS:
GO BLUE! GET IT DONE SENIORS!
So, what, we're Eleven Warriors now?
"Hate" threads for state. Our 3rd biggest rival. I hate Ohio, I hate that we haven't won in so long, and I can't wait for Saturday.
We're Michigan, Fergodsakes!
I love this post. You are awesome.
Go Blue! Beat the Buckeyes!
Very important question: Why does EVERYONE in Ohio own a red OSU hooded-sweatshirt? Even adults wear these sweatshirts with hoods and a big kangaroo-pocket in the front. I can't recall any article of clothing Michigan fans wear with such enthusiasm, but I swear when I drive through Ohio I see entire families wearing the same damn sweater! Even adult men!
They dont make those Starter pullover jackets anymore--or at least they only still make them for the KC Chiefs. Every person in KC has one of those and still wears it.
Because they go so very well with zubaz.
In a long time.
We are 9-2, on the verge o going to a BCS bowl in Hoke's first year and about to play out most hated rival, and there have been more posts about urban and RR - one of whom is an announcer and the other of whom coaches some school in the PAC 12 that we don't play - than about our game or our team.
We needed this post. Thanks.
And I appreciate the time put into the message. Not just "beat Ohio. Discuss."
This got me even more hyped. GO BLUE!
"Yes, sir, it's finally here: Meeee-chigan versus Ohio State in football. Twenty minutes until blast off, as two of the oldest rivals in the Big Ten square off in The Game of the Day, The Game of the Year, The Game of the Decade. ... Call it what you will, it promises to be 2½ hours of some of the most exciting football in the 146-year history of man's inhumanity to man."
Updated to 2011 on the 146 year history.......GO BLUE!!!!
MOAR HATE WEEK THREADS PLEASE!
Seriously. I'm looking for some in-depth analysis of their defense, discussion of the strengths (lol!) and weaknesses of their offense, yada yada. I couldn't care less about Urban Meyer unless he's coaching this weekend.
This will be my first time attending The Game, and I want to be as confident as possible walking into the stadium.
My favorite statistical about Ohio is that the only two schools that have less passing yards than Ohio State are Navy and Army.
Also awesome are Bauserstats. Like that Nebraska game. Bauserman had a stat line of 1-10, 13 yards, 1 INT, for a passer efficiency rating of 0.9. That means he threw it equally often to his team and to the other team, but both happened only once in te game. That Nebraska game is right up there in the greatest Ohio State games in history. Blow a 21-point lead, your quarterback has as many interceptions as completions with 1 each.
FERGODSAKES. Go Blue. Fuck Ohio.
This is it. One shot. One moment. One game. For the seniors to take all the shit that's been thrown at them. All the insults and jokes about the Michigan Defense. Take them and throw them back in the face of our hated enemy.
It's senior day, and they've got two choices. Be the class that almost could, or be the class that absolutely did. I'm proud of these guys, and if there's any justice in the world, they'll get what they deserve for all the hard work and effort and toughness that they have put in to this program. They stayed and played for the TEAM and we stayed and cheered for the TEAM and Hoke never stopped believing in the TEAM. We didn't give up on Gibbons went 1 for 4 last year and is currently at .750. Nor, when the Michigan defense was 105th in the nation and is now 7th. Nor, when Notre Dame was up 3 scores against us in the 3rd quarter.
No, we didn't give up, and that perserverance has taught us something which most will never have. It's that spirit of indomitability and pride that gives inspiration and hope to everyone surrounding the program. No matter how far in the depths we have gone, I have trusted them completely to find a way. They may have faltered a couple times, but their strength to push on is awe inspiring.
There would be nothing better or sweeter than to take the field with the seniors on their special day, after carrying the weight of the program on their backs for 5 years and celebrate together. Celebrating what a joy it is to be a part of this storied tradition and having our experiences ingrained in the Michigan legend.
Play the link..........
but I wanted it in this thread too:
He does look identical to Mark Teixeira. I hate them both!
Go Blue, beat Ohio!
Wow. Cooler Poopers. Toilet Seat Stadium and now Mirror Lake Waste Treatment Plant.
/New theme brewing in Colonbus.
This is their ancient tradition of taking their yearly bath.
Kick Ohio's ass. That is all.
game. I was far away from home, a little down, a little worried about those things in life you worry about when you're a younger man. Nothing serious, but I didn't know it back then.
And I remember we were supposed to be slaughtered that afternoon (OSU was #2). And I remeber watching that game and screaming Biakabutuka at the top of my lungs over and over again. Alone in a living room at not my house. It's ridiculous, but the way I felt after that beautiful destruction changed a good bit of my outlook. Everything would have turned out fine anyway, because I would have worked to make it all work out. But Tshimanga put the wind at my back.
Every now and again people ask why I'm such a huge M fan (I am not an alum). I tell them I just am, and what do they care about it. But days like that are why.
It has been a long season, but I can't think of a better way to end it than the way these kids did this afternoon," a choked up Carr said. "It was a tremendous effort by an unbelievable group of kids.
Thanks for posting that. As a recent graduate, I find myself thrust into that period of uncertainty as well, not really sure which directions life is going to take me. It;s been a pretty tough year, so here's to hoping for that Michigan win that seems to be that first step in the right direction.
That one was very memorable for me as well because I watched it in a hospital room with my new baby girl. She and my wife both slept through most of it and I cheered really loud - inside my head. Tomorrow that baby girl turns sweet 16! Hard to believe. She's a fantastic kid and big M fan. (Her only flaw is that she wants to go to Northwestern.)
The first time I saw this I couldn't stop laughing. Absolutely incredible.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
Do it for the TEAM. Do it for the seniors. Do it so I can HAIL until my lungs burst.
That is damn near LSU Freek quality my friend. Well done chunkums.
I'm wearing my "worst state ever" shirt today to class in Cleveland. To hell with this state.
I want to see a UM win this week! My wife of 7 years has never seen Michigan beat Ohio...My 5 year old has never seen UM win against that forsaken team... This is the year that all ends.
I'm expecting a divorce.
I think my wife wants this one as bad as me... not for the win, but for a more pleasant home.
We have slowly begun to aquire nice things again this year. My wife also wants a win very very much so. Her nice things break really nice where mine just put large holes in the wall.
Never forget that Ohio is still a four-letter word.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTPQR7RTrz4 Michigan vs Ohio State Hype Video I made.
gneptune, that may have been the best first post in history. Unreal.
that was outstanding
LOVE the Desmond/Woodson punt return splice.
HATE that today is only Tuesday.
Wow GNeptune. That was incredible. Nice job. Go Blue!
Incest is wrong because it brings Buckeyes into this world. If you or anyone you know practices incest, put a stop to it. Seriously, the world has enough douchebags. Besides, your sister/cousin/aunt/daughter isn't that hot.
The more you know.
Can we make them pay for this? Dear lord that was embarrassing.
being there for the 2003 game. The 100th battle. Beating ohio 35-21. Chris Perry, Braylon Edwards, John Navarre. God I miss those three.
Beat them like rented mules.
Beat them like red-haired stepchildren.
Beat them like dirty rugs and chalkboard erasers.
Beat them as fine as the dust of the earth.
Beat them like they owe us money.
Come to the woodshed, Lukie boy. It's whuppin' time.
I hate the buckeyes. I've stopped talking to make sure I am at full strength for Saturday. If I leave with a voice a consider it a failure. Get loud, be early, and let's keep the red out!
This was right after the final seconds of the 85 UM/OSU game in Ann Arbor (Harbaugh to Kolesar.)
I would kill to see something like this again on Saturday...
After typing "ohio" in an email at work, Outlook asked me if I would like to capitalize it. I became physically agitated and promptly said no. Pride comes in strange forms. ha!
Your stadium looks like a toilet bowl. Your name is a four letter word. Your ethics are a joke. This is our year. We are Michigan.
...Bo, I'll see you at The Game. Hopefully you'll be in the form of Mike Martin.
P.S. bring Hot Dog Man. Loooooove Youuuuu
because ohio sucks. Big time!
Go Blue! Crush some buckeye nuts!
Beat that school in Ohio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If we win i think it would be kinda awsome to storm the field... Celebrate the end of a 7 year losing streak... Just sayin..
As I sit here on main street in my office.. All that fills my mind is hate for that school down south.