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November 22nd, 2011 at 1:07 PM
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BEAT OHIO Hate Thread

Enough. Enough of the "Urban Meyer said what?"  Enough of recruits who aren't coming to Michigan. Enough of RR to Zona.

THIS IS MICHIGAN.

IT'S OHIO (State) WEEK.

Remember when they went for 2 up a ton? Remember when they tore down our banner? Remember when they had police dogs sniff our players on their way into their toilet-shaped stadium?

Remember when they cheated their way into (who knows how many) wins? Remember when beating us was no big deal? that they (cheated) sold their gold pants?

For too long they've gotten away with it. For too long we've let them celebrate in our Big House.

.

This ends now. Get hyped. Get your heads right.

We've got a freshman corner who reminds you of this guy

(embed fail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI1lZCpBCWE)

We've got a running back who reminds you of this guy:

(vid embed trouble http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3wSUL3kk1w)

We've got a QB who is setting records and runs like this guy:

(vid embed trouble: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxpoqP9PkqM)

4 Days from now we take the field. Remember 2 things:

http://carts.undergroundshirts.com/c/img/)" />

And THIS IS MICHIGAN

Go Blue. Beat Ohio

"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

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November 22nd, 2011 at 1:08 PM | How do you get an Ohio State grad off your porch? (Score:5 Normal)
JeepinBen
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Pay him for the pizza

F*** Ohio

"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:10 PM | Beat Ohio (Score:2 Normal)
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Thank you. A meaningful post for Ohio week.

THOSE WHO STAY WILL BE CHAMPIONS

November 22nd, 2011 at 4:13 PM | Dave Brandon says if we had a (Score:2 Normal)
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Dave Brandon says if we had a mascot, he would do THIS: 

"Only fat people wear hawaiian shirts in Tennessee" -co worker

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:10 PM | GO BLUE! GET IT DONE SENIORS! (Score:1)
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GO BLUE! GET IT DONE SENIORS!

fomerly known as "hailtothe"

hailing from Evansville, IN...

To hell with Notre Dame.
November 22nd, 2011 at 1:11 PM | So, what, we're Eleven (Score:-1 Flamebait)
November 22nd, 2011 at 1:14 PM | There were like 3+ (Score:5 Normal)
JeepinBen
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"Hate" threads for state. Our 3rd biggest rival. I hate Ohio, I hate that we haven't won in so long, and I can't wait for Saturday.

"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:58 PM | No. (Score:1)
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We're Michigan, Fergodsakes!

Michigan's offensive style requires more players that have greater interactions with the Higgs field.

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:12 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:1)
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I love this post. You are awesome.

Go Blue! Beat the Buckeyes!

University of Tom Brady, B.A. '10; University of Peyton Manning, J.D. '13.

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:13 PM | Very important question: Why (Score:-1 Offtopic)
November 22nd, 2011 at 1:26 PM | Probably because (Score:1)
Hokeydokey
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They dont make those Starter pullover jackets anymore--or at least they only still make them for the KC Chiefs. Every person in KC has one of those and still wears it.

November 22nd, 2011 at 4:07 PM | Because they go so very well (Score:1)
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Because they go so very well with zubaz.

 

Candace: No... That why they make smart word box for tell monkey hard brain-hurty things.
Phineas: Removing prepositions makes it more condescending.
November 22nd, 2011 at 1:19 PM | Best post (Score:3 Normal)
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In a long time.



We are 9-2, on the verge o going to a BCS bowl in Hoke's first year and about to play out most hated rival, and there have been more posts about urban and RR - one of whom is an announcer and the other of whom coaches some school in the PAC 12 that we don't play - than about our game or our team.



We needed this post. Thanks.

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:34 PM | I agree (Score:1)
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And I appreciate the time put into the message. Not just "beat Ohio. Discuss."



This got me even more hyped. GO BLUE!

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:23 PM | Ufer says it best: (Score:1)
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"Yes, sir, it's finally here: Meeee-chigan versus Ohio State in football. Twenty minutes until blast off, as two of the oldest rivals in the Big Ten square off in The Game of the Day, The Game of the Year, The Game of the Decade. ... Call it what you will, it promises to be 2½ hours of some of the most exciting football in the 146-year history of man's inhumanity to man."

 

Updated to 2011 on the 146 year history.......GO BLUE!!!!

 

 

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:25 PM | MOAR HATE WEEK THREADS (Score:2)
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MOAR HATE WEEK THREADS PLEASE! 

Seriously. I'm looking for some in-depth analysis of their defense, discussion of the strengths (lol!) and weaknesses of their offense, yada yada. I couldn't care less about Urban Meyer unless he's coaching this weekend.

This will be my first time attending The Game, and I want to be as confident as possible walking into the stadium.

@pnbloem | Ultra-MGoBoard

November 22nd, 2011 at 6:23 PM | My favorite statistical about (Score:1)
Gorgeous Borges
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My favorite statistical about Ohio is that the only two schools that have less passing yards than Ohio State are Navy and Army.

Also awesome are Bauserstats. Like that Nebraska game. Bauserman had a stat line of 1-10, 13 yards, 1 INT, for a passer efficiency rating of 0.9. That means he threw it equally often to his team and to the other team, but both happened only once in te game. That Nebraska game is right up there in the greatest Ohio State games in history. Blow a 21-point lead, your quarterback has as many interceptions as completions with 1 each.

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:26 PM | Just Win (Score:2)
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FERGODSAKES. Go Blue. Fuck Ohio.

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:26 PM | Beat Ohio. (Score:1)
freernnur5
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Beat Ohio.

Quick! To the Hindenpeter!

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:27 PM | This is it. One shot. One (Score:1)
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This is it. One shot. One moment. One game. For the seniors to take all the shit that's been thrown at them. All the insults and jokes about the Michigan Defense. Take them and throw them back in the face of our hated enemy. 

It's senior day, and they've got two choices. Be the class that almost could, or be the class that absolutely did. I'm proud of these guys, and if there's any justice in the world, they'll get what they deserve for all the hard work and effort and toughness that they have put in to this program. They stayed and played for the TEAM and we stayed and cheered for the TEAM and Hoke never stopped believing in the TEAM. We didn't give up on Gibbons went 1 for 4 last year and is currently at .750. Nor, when the Michigan defense was 105th in the nation and is now 7th. Nor, when Notre Dame was up 3 scores against us in the 3rd quarter. 

No, we didn't give up, and that perserverance has taught us something which most will never have. It's that spirit of indomitability and pride that gives inspiration and hope to everyone surrounding the program. No matter how far in the depths we have gone, I have trusted them completely to find a way. They may have faltered a couple times, but their strength to push on is awe inspiring. 

There would be nothing better or sweeter than to take the field with the seniors on their special day, after carrying the weight of the program on their backs for 5 years and celebrate together. Celebrating what a joy it is to be a part of this storied tradition and having our experiences ingrained in the Michigan legend. 

GO BLUE!

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:27 PM | UFER POEM ON 1969 GAME! (Score:2 Normal)
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http://www.ufer.org/sounds/Woody_Hayes_Poem.mp3

 

 

Play the link..........

 

 

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:29 PM | Dropped this once today... (Score:5 Normal)
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but I wanted it in this thread too:

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

November 22nd, 2011 at 3:54 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:1)
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He does look identical to Mark Teixeira. I hate them both!



Go Blue, beat Ohio!

I don't know who's hair is better, John Stamos circa Full House or Denard

GO BLUE

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:29 PM | Worth some lol's: (Score:2 Normal)
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http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2009/11/19/mirror-lake-jum...

Go Blue!

November 22nd, 2011 at 3:07 PM | Wow.  Cooler Poopers.  Toilet (Score:2 Normal)
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Wow.  Cooler Poopers.  Toilet Seat Stadium and now Mirror Lake Waste Treatment Plant.  

/New theme brewing in Colonbus.

"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great.  That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer

November 22nd, 2011 at 6:37 PM | They Also Like To Poop Their Pants (Score:2)
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"Blame no one. Expect nothing. Do something. That is attitude." -Bo

November 22nd, 2011 at 3:18 PM | This is their ancient (Score:2 Normal)
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This is their ancient tradition of taking their yearly bath.

 

_____________________________________________________________________

"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them? " -Marilyn Pittman

GO BLUE

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:31 PM | Kick Ohio's ass. That is all. (Score:2)
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Kick Ohio's ass. That is all.

Got a quarter?

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:32 PM | I remember the '95 Biakabutuka (Score:2)
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game.  I was far away from home, a little down, a little worried about those things in life you worry about when you're a younger man.  Nothing serious, but I didn't know it back then.

And I remember we were supposed to be slaughtered that afternoon (OSU was #2).  And I remeber watching that game and screaming Biakabutuka at the top of my lungs over and over again.  Alone in a living room at not my house.  It's ridiculous, but the way I felt after that beautiful destruction changed a good bit of my outlook.  Everything would have turned out fine anyway, because I would have worked to make it all work out.  But Tshimanga put the wind at my back.

Every now and again people ask why I'm such a huge M fan (I am not an alum).  I tell them I just am, and what do they care about it.  But days like that are why.

 

It has been a long season, but I can't think of a better way to end it than the way these kids did this afternoon," a choked up Carr said. "It was a tremendous effort by an unbelievable group of kids.

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:51 PM | And that game? (Score:1)
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Thanksgiving Weekend.

Just sayin'.

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

November 22nd, 2011 at 3:05 PM | Thanks for posting that. As a (Score:2 Normal)
BOX House
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Thanks for posting that. As a recent graduate, I find myself thrust into that period of uncertainty as well, not really sure which directions life is going to take me. It;s been a pretty tough year, so here's to hoping for that Michigan win that seems to be that first step in the right direction. 

Life and Loss with Michigan Basketball

November 22nd, 2011 at 4:15 PM | 16 years already! (Score:3 Normal)
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That one was very memorable for me as well because I watched it in a hospital room with my new baby girl. She and my wife both slept through most of it and I cheered really loud - inside my head. Tomorrow that baby girl turns sweet 16! Hard to believe. She's a fantastic kid and big M fan. (Her only flaw is that she wants to go to Northwestern.)

You can't have everything - where would you put it?

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:43 PM | Take a look... it's in a book... (Score:3 Funny)
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They no longer call me Bisbiño

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:52 PM | Nearly forgot about this. (Score:1)
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The first time I saw this I couldn't stop laughing. Absolutely incredible.

Michigan's offensive style requires more players that have greater interactions with the Higgs field.

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:48 PM | HATE HATE HATE (Score:3 Normal)
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HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.

November 22nd, 2011 at 1:48 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."

November 22nd, 2011 at 2:01 PM | BY GOD GO BLUE (Score:1)
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Beat Ohio. 

Do it for the TEAM.  Do it for the seniors.  Do it so I can HAIL until my lungs burst.

 

GO BLUE.

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind".  --- Theodor Seuss Geisel

November 22nd, 2011 at 2:08 PM | (No subject) (Score:5 Normal)
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Photobucket

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For today, goodbye. For tomorrow, good luck. And forever, Go Blue.

November 22nd, 2011 at 2:59 PM | That is damn near LSU Freek (Score:1)
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That is damn near LSU Freek quality my friend.  Well done chunkums.

"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great.  That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer

November 22nd, 2011 at 2:10 PM | I'm wearing my "worst state (Score:4 Normal)
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I'm wearing my "worst state ever" shirt today to class in Cleveland. To hell with this state.

"That broke a lot of Irish hearts. Now isn't that too bad?" - Bo

November 22nd, 2011 at 2:12 PM | A little reading from 2006 (Score:1)
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http://www.michigandaily.com/content/matt-singer-so-many-reasons-hate-oh...

Michigan's offensive style requires more players that have greater interactions with the Higgs field.

November 22nd, 2011 at 2:20 PM | Living in Ohio... (Score:2 Normal)
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I want to see a UM win this week! My wife of 7 years has never seen Michigan beat Ohio...My 5 year old has never seen UM win against that forsaken team... This is the year that all ends.

"I give credit to God, first and foremost" - Denard Robinson #16

November 22nd, 2011 at 2:26 PM | If we don't win this year (Score:2 Normal)
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I'm expecting a divorce.

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

November 22nd, 2011 at 2:34 PM | Yeah (Score:2)
Six Zero
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I think my wife wants this one as bad as me... not for the win, but for a more pleasant home.

November 22nd, 2011 at 3:02 PM | We have slowly begun to (Score:2 Normal)
RowoneEndzone
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We have slowly begun to aquire nice things again this year.  My wife also wants a win very very much so.  Her nice things break really nice where mine just put large holes in the wall.

"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great.  That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer

November 22nd, 2011 at 2:45 PM | We gotta beat those sons of bitches (Score:3 Normal)
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CoE Class of 2007

November 22nd, 2011 at 2:58 PM | Confidence is sexy (Score:2)
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After we win on Saturday, I'm walking out of Michigan Stadium and lighting up one of these...

Blowing smoke in the face of one of these...

and then heading to the bar to toast the victory with one of these....

and you are all invited to join me....

This is all I want for Christmas. 

 

"...what do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"

"Fix the cigarette lighter."

November 22nd, 2011 at 2:57 PM | Never forget (Score:1)
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Never forget that Ohio is still a four-letter word.

November 22nd, 2011 at 3:04 PM | http://www.youtube.com/watch? (Score:5 Normal)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTPQR7RTrz4 Michigan vs Ohio State Hype Video I made.

November 22nd, 2011 at 3:12 PM | Lemme Help You Out (Score:4 Normal)
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"Blame no one. Expect nothing. Do something. That is attitude." -Bo

November 22nd, 2011 at 3:19 PM | gneptune, that may have been (Score:2 Normal)
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gneptune, that may have been the best first post in history. Unreal.

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