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November 26th, 2011 at 2:37 AM ^

BEAT OHIO is getting some awesome repsonses from Ohio fans. The lack of reaction to their reaction is probably even more frustrating for them. 

BEAT OHIO

jonvalk

November 26th, 2011 at 3:09 AM ^

I can't sleep, so I whipped up a poem. Enjoy!
<br>
<br>"Turn the Tide"
<br>
<br>On the 26th Day of November Eleven,
<br>I heard an epic tale of a crime stopped at seven.
<br>You see, too many years not a good word could be spoken, nor had the sleeping giant awoken, the Best had been broken.
<br>
<br>An evil had prospered in the state to the South, teamed with a despicable, loathsome, incessantly zealous mouth.
<br>
<br>Thus entered the man who rival flames stoked, who gave embattled Ann Arbor Men hope, with a steely resolve entered the warrior-like Hoke.
<br>
<br>To many he came not as first but as second,
<br>But when all was said and done it was Hoke, and not Harbaugh, that Brandon had beckoned.
<br>
<br>He would have coming walking, or crawling, if needed.
<br>His Wolverine brethren's call would be heeded.
<br>
<br>He cooly gazed out from his podium, keenly aware of the stakes,
<br>And answered the heretic with, "This is Michigan, fergodsakes!"
<br>
<br>Those four-to-six words reverberated deep in the earth,
<br>YES.
<br>The House That Yost Build would soon regain its worth.
<br>Ohio would soon collapse from its Fickell plateau,
<br>the Michigan Men then would regain their due mirth.
<br>
<br>On that 26th day when the sun hit it's crest, onto the field stormed the Leaders and Best.
<br>They laid Ohio to waste led by Hoke, Greg and Borges,
<br>and with Dilithium mettle honed in Michigan forges.
<br>
<br>With grit, and some guile, they'd defeated their foe,
<br>sending them back to the south with nothing to show.
<br>
<br>And as The Victors echoed off of the stadium walls, it was almost as if Bo was still there with them all.
<br>
<br>Then a light broke the clouds and a voice poured from Heaven,
<br>saying "Don't you ever let those bastards get back to seven!"
<br>
<br>Then the tale found its end with a simple aside - "I think that Hoke has turned the tide..."
<br>
<br>

AFWolverine

November 26th, 2011 at 4:24 AM ^

OHIO

BEAT OHIO!!

See, I'm on the other side of the globe, so while y'all are having trouble sleeping before the game, I'm going to have trouble going to sleep AFTER the game. It's daytime for me right now. 6 Hour Energys will be my friend tomorrow at work.

Michael From TC

November 26th, 2011 at 6:40 AM ^

have we met?  /s

 

YES, it's a Maize out. I also hope they hand out the thousands upon thousands of pompoms they failed to hand out at the night game. It will add alittle more maize for those that choose to wear the blue COLLINS jersey they bought back in '93

dmoo4u

November 26th, 2011 at 10:49 AM ^

Beat Ohio. Mike Martin's morning tweet:

Feelin' like I've worked my whole life for this game. Time for Team 132 to leave a permanent mark on UofM football! 

 

Beat Ohio.