Barwis on WTKA right NOW!!
Go to listen live...The wolves are up next!
Tells Sam..you my man.
Taylor Lewan up to 295 and reportedly faster than he was at 265 and will be 305 by Fall (according to Barwis). He ran a 4.9!
"Doesn't matter who you are and how big you are...It all hurts".
"When Tate got here..I seen bigger arms on a clock. We want him at 195."
"Denard has put on 25 pounds and its all muscle"
"Devin has put on 10 and needs more"
"V.Smith: New rehab knowledge has allowed fast recovery"
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE BARWIS
His voice is so raspy.
His voice is so "manly".
"I've seen bigger arms on clocks..he..he..he". That's the kind of laugh you hope to never hear when you're all alone in an alley.
sound like Michael Jackson. Reason #43 Barwis is a bad ass: The voice.
in Gran Torino a little bit.
"Get off my damn lawn, buckeye."
"A man's gotta know his limitations, buckeye."
Did he bring the wolves?
wow the o-line is freakin'huge
Now at 12
I bow to the knowledge of the EEEEEEEEE-ching.
Little correction on the OP for Tate.
Came in @ 160. Now 195. Want him up around/over 205.
The "bigger arms on a clock" dig was hillarious.
I love this guy. He sounds like a pro wrestler.
Whoa. Where did you get that Martavious avatar?
I design t-shirts, and it's part of one.
I need me some time with Barwis. All this weight gain makes me jealous. Just think of what he could do with my 6'1", 140 pound frame. The possibilities are endless!
I present to you... the McGangbang:
Take as needed. No prescription necessary, conforms with NCAA rules.
Pull out that middle bun and that thing would be legit...
That's What She Said.
Nationally known as the Mc10:35, as 10:35 a.m. is the only time both sandwiches are available. Chicagofags call it the McMorningwood
Agreed. My 6'6" 155lb frame could be molded into something awesome if I had the bone structure to hang the extra weight on. My stomach couldn't handle all the puking though I don't think.
from the computer a little while. Go eat a pizza.
is that you?
Holy God, man. Sounds like you need some time with the local buffet.
Is this Mike Barwis or Fred Jackson?
10 deep on the oline average is 308. Wow.
So much for the "RR recruits small Olinemen" meme. Oh wait, no one who says that actually looks at the weights of the linemen...
Love that guy. He is freaking awesome.
puked in his honor. God bless Mike Barwis.
lol u spend 5 min on the Red Cedar board, and you come across about 15 posts about michigan and how RR will never win with these undersized D players.. Undersized where? haha
I'm sorry you spent even 5 mins on the Red Cedar Board
That comes from the average age being about two years younger than the teams they played last year. Those two years of naturally occuring HGH and two years of Barwis make a big difference. This is the year that "undersized" starts to disappear from articles about Michigan.
The haters from EL and Columbus will still use it often, though.
So be it; bring 'em on.
Maybe not Columbus just yet, but those haters from EL you speak of won't be ripping on us for long because we're going to be beating their asses. Now that our players will be on par with theirs in terms of age and experience, they just won't have the athleticism to hang with us, on O or D.
I really hope they enjoyed these last 2 years because the next 10 might get really ugly.
He's argurably the best part of this program.
Denard look's a lot more muscular. So, those 25#'s of muscle looks completely legit, and he's obviously maintained his speed.
This year we're going to see more of the S&C changes really pay off. Third year of Barwis a lot of "new" young guys like Lewan, Campbell, Emilien who're going to show that on the field.
If I were RR I'd have Barwis giving as much expouser to the public as possible that doesn't interfer with his coaching.
Radio, TV, internet, smoke signals..whatever. Get him out there as the face of the program because he never fails to excite and impress and th program sure as hell could use some positive pub.
but someone needs to proof and edit that testimonial, because it's bad.
I love how on that site he is refered to as Barwis, not Mike. True BAMF.
April 15th, 2010 at 10:43 PM ^
" * Barwis methods now has new info on our site. Check it out. More to come later.
* Almost time for the spring game and the draft. Good luck seniors!
* The rough draft for Barwismethods.com is up.
* Brock stood and took steps today with no crutches and no braces!!!! He's a beast! "
My man-crush... runs deep...
April 15th, 2010 at 10:53 PM ^
Take a look at that dude's "before and after" photo in the "Results & Testimonials" section of the site. Is it me or are those dudes two different dudes?
There are some critical differences between the two photos. One necklace has a charm on it, and the other doesn't. One man has a yellow and black bracelet, but the other man has just a yellow bracelet. They both appear to be standing in front of the same closet, but the doors on one of them have a pattern, while the others don't. One is wearing glasses, while the other is not.
At least something is keeping me amused this offseason . . . .
I need to get on his workout plan.
Properly amplified, it can cut cold-rolled steel up to 2" thick on one pass. The only problem is that it has to be done entirely robotically, since anyone within a quarter mile will have their heart explode and eyeballs melt if the Barwis sonic wave sweeps over them.
is the man. His effect on this team will start to show on the field in the 4th quarter this season. Hopefully it will help us win some close games...
You know what RedTube is........
Yeah, you know what RedTube is...
OMG porn is so cool OMG I can't believe you guys know what porn is OMG!!!!i!11!1one!1!!!
Grow up.
If you saw the last Barwis/Brock Mealer video, you'd understand the joke.
Random side question: If porn is so offensive to you, how do you even know what "RedTube" is?
I'm pretty sure most males between the ages of 15-25 know what redtube is.
that I have had three successful throat surgeries just so I could sound tougher than Barwis.
Let's see Barwis go through a total of 19 hours of throat surgery!!!
If you do not believe that my voice sounds a lot like Barwis, just keep sending emails to Sam and Ira at WTKA and have Sam tell you on the air about the awesomeness of my voice.
Tell him Bill sent you...HAHA!!
I should say...tell Sam...Luther Vandross sent you. He will get the joke.
I will believe all this hype when we don't lose all games after September. I read this same shit a year ago. Barwis is the most over hyped S&C coach in the country. How did Alabama win anything last year without Barwis?
Gittelson(sp), don't know much about him, but it seems like M put a lot of players into the NFL while his incompetent ass was here.
EDIT: breaking news! Michigan is not alone! Every team in the country players are getting bigger and faster.