Background search on Warde Manual confirms he was indeed the captain of a group of space pirates
I was just as shocked as anyone to find this out, but after working with several private investigators and conducting numerous background checks I have uncovered something sinister. It appears that our AD was indeed at one time the captain of a group of notorious space pirates and went by the name "Sticky Fingers". Luckily He-Man overcame the band of evil doers and set Warde back on the path of the straight and narrow. Don't believe me? I have proof! (I think the snake with the hook hand may have been Delaney)
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:38 AM ^
I can definitely see how you are getting this.
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:27 AM ^
Boy this place gets weird when the season is getting really close.
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August 23rd, 2016 at 11:33 AM ^
It's called humor, man.
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:42 AM ^
You may want to brush up on the definition of humor.
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:45 AM ^
It's called: "In Before Delete"
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August 23rd, 2016 at 11:46 AM ^
It provoked a chuckle on a day when one was needed. Good enough for me.
Why so serious?
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:10 PM ^
No, no, we all get that it's intended to be humor....
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:45 AM ^
I used to babysit my nephew way back in the day and the only way I could get this kid to do anytthing would be tell him he was forbidden to do it. So if I wanted him to clean up his dishes I would tell him under NO circumstances are you to clean up your dishes and put everything away. Sure enough - almost like clockwork - the kid would do just that to show me who's boss.
The impending removal of OT threads is having a similar impact I belive.
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:07 PM ^
over what color are the shoe lace plastic covers all day long
August 23rd, 2016 at 1:18 PM ^
It's called an aglet.
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August 23rd, 2016 at 2:49 PM ^
Mustard or ketchup?
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:27 AM ^
Did any of his space pirates decommit? If not, then we need to hire his space pirate intern.
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:28 AM ^
Only 11 more days, only 11 more days, only 11 more days, only 11 more days, only 11 more days, only 11 more days, only 11 more days... then 10 more days and so on
Soon our OPs will be meaningful again, right?!?
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:34 AM ^
am all for the rehabilitation of space priates and their successful integration into the galactic community.
August 23rd, 2016 at 11:35 AM ^
Lol. Thanks for this. This is the kind of random offseason stuff I like. Dude actually looks a lot like him and is even wearing Michiganish colors. Well done.
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August 23rd, 2016 at 11:37 AM ^
He's not allowed to be a captain until we beat MSU & OSU.
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August 23rd, 2016 at 11:51 AM ^
Is this a warmup run for the Moms to get their 'delete thread' mojo dusted off?
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:01 PM ^
This board is weird.
My sandwich tastes funny.
NOM NOM NOM!
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:20 PM ^
That's not a haiku.
August 23rd, 2016 at 2:33 PM ^
Wasn't trying for a haiku.
I highly doubt my brain is capable of anything close to a haiku as I just came back from vacation and I'm at work trying to figure out what I do here.
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:11 PM ^
I don't see how anyone could possibly see this as bad news. Do you know what kind of boss you have to be in order to be the captain of a band of space pirates? You don't just get promoted into that job. There's no career path for that.
I, for one, welcome this news of Space Captain Manuel's previous line of work.
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:19 PM ^
I blame Mad Hatter for selling the op a laced batch
August 23rd, 2016 at 1:12 PM ^
It's not my fault if the OP can't handle his shit.
August 23rd, 2016 at 1:15 PM ^
Get me a sharpie..a magic fucking marker.
August 23rd, 2016 at 2:19 PM ^
A fucking felt pen!
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August 23rd, 2016 at 2:29 PM ^
I-I gotta stab her three times
August 23rd, 2016 at 3:36 PM ^
You don't gotta stab her three times, you gotta stab her once.
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:21 PM ^
How do you know this isn't photoshopped? You can't just go an accuse people of being space pirates.
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:34 PM ^
if you don't like my sense of humor cool, but anybody denying that these 2 are twins is just quite frankly in denial
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:59 PM ^
Don't worry about the negs. If we had three commits instead of decommits in the last day, you'd be upvoted to Vahalla.
This, Oregon Trail handicapping the B1G race and Clint Copenhaver have been nice distractions from the recruiting news.
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:48 PM ^
well done.
August 23rd, 2016 at 12:28 PM ^
Space Pirate... Space Emperor of Space ... is this all part of the UM master plan to offset Sparty's interplanetary recruiting?
(I have mixed three metaphors there from very different periods of the Blog.)
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August 23rd, 2016 at 12:48 PM ^
I laughed a little.
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August 23rd, 2016 at 1:49 PM ^
old but i didn't laugh, chuckle or chortle.
August 23rd, 2016 at 1:52 PM ^
not even a little?
August 23rd, 2016 at 2:00 PM ^
Not surpised, being that you're cranky, Dave.
August 23rd, 2016 at 2:46 PM ^
Did you snork derisively?
August 23rd, 2016 at 5:05 PM ^
OT season ends Thursday, right? There's a D1 game (albeit in Australia).
August 23rd, 2016 at 7:32 PM ^
I thought this was going to be an Admiral Ackbar joke...
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August 23rd, 2016 at 10:28 PM ^
you fell for the trap