Background search on Warde Manual confirms he was indeed the captain of a group of space pirates

Submitted by theytookourjobs on

I was just as shocked as anyone to find this out, but after working with several private investigators and conducting numerous background checks I have uncovered something sinister.  It appears that our AD was indeed at one time the captain of a group of notorious space pirates and went by the name "Sticky Fingers".  Luckily He-Man overcame the band of evil doers and set Warde back on the path of the straight and narrow.  Don't believe me?  I have proof!  (I think the snake with the hook hand may have been Delaney)

mGrowOld

August 23rd, 2016 at 11:45 AM ^

I used to babysit my nephew way back in the day and the only way I could get this kid to do anytthing would be tell him he was forbidden to do it.  So if I wanted him to clean up his dishes I would tell him under NO circumstances are you to clean up your dishes and put everything away.  Sure enough - almost like clockwork - the kid would do just that to show me who's boss.

The impending removal of OT threads is having a similar impact I belive.

pkatz

August 23rd, 2016 at 11:28 AM ^

Only 11 more days, only 11 more days, only 11 more days, only 11 more days, only 11 more days, only 11 more days, only 11 more days... then 10 more days and so on

Soon our OPs will be meaningful again, right?!?

yakmidi

August 23rd, 2016 at 12:11 PM ^

I don't see how anyone could possibly see this as bad news. Do you know what kind of boss you have to be in order to be the captain of a band of space pirates? You don't just get promoted into that job. There's no career path for that. 

I, for one, welcome this news of Space Captain Manuel's previous line of work.

lilpenny1316

August 23rd, 2016 at 12:59 PM ^

Don't worry about the negs.  If we had three commits instead of decommits in the last day, you'd be upvoted to Vahalla.

This, Oregon Trail handicapping the B1G race and Clint Copenhaver have been nice distractions from the recruiting news.

superstringer

August 23rd, 2016 at 12:28 PM ^

Space Pirate... Space Emperor of Space ... is this all part of the UM master plan to offset Sparty's interplanetary recruiting?

(I have mixed three metaphors there from very different periods of the Blog.)




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