Personally, if we're going to talk fictional kickers...
Kathy Ireland might not be much worse than what we have.
After all, Goudis decommitted from Boise St to commit to Michigan. It's like if you start dating someone that was going out with someone else when you first started seeing her. Are you all that surprised when you find her making out with your best friend in the bathroom during your Halloween party?
I mean, not that it ever happened to me or anything like that... Forget it. I'm outta of here.