Gotta mark your territory at the Wal-Mart.
to play football, not to play trumpet
Gotta mark your territory at the Wal-Mart.
Why are you negging this? This is a funny, sarcastic comment (the foundation of Mgoblog). +1.
Love the new TSIO acronym.
but make sure you make it all lowercase. It is not worthy of uppercase letters.
Dude in photo 19 looks like he is from the TV show how to catch a predator
It concerns me that I can't see his hands
I'm pretty sure the guy in photo 35 just stole that child. Someone alert the authorities!
Just saying. And if we had won an NC and the trophy was there, you better damn well bet I'd get my picture taken with it.
Where do you live where there's not a Meijer or Costco? There is no good reason to go into a Walmart but for people watching.
The parent meltdowns and subsequent asswhoopin's in the toy department are indeed priceless.
Essentially, I have a Costco that is about 25min away, and a Walmart that is like 5min away. and a bunch of small markets close by. So I hit up Walmart once in awhile for non-grocery items. Its actually not that bad, and its 24/7, which is convenient. Pretty cheap too. Although I can definitely see why it gets a bad rap.
If Michigan won the NC and the crystal football, I'd go have my picture taken with it at a 7-11 in front of the Slurpee machine and the Slim-Jim rack.
Thought bubble above her head reads " Who the fuck put this in front of all this delicious Dr. Pepper? Can't even get a buggy in here."
That is the funniest thing I've seen in days.
Someone should tell him he fumbled.
Do you think his shirt is satin or semi gloss?
Gotta be satin, right? I'm just glad that belt won the fight with his gut. If it popped off, that crystal ball would have been turned to shards sprinkled across the floor.
Are you all 100 percent sure on gender designation?
Neckbeard and narrow hips are a dead giveaway. Unless Alabama's gene pool is in worse shape then I thought.
As a youth, I lived in Bama, and the only thing worse than a Bama Wal Mart, is a Bama fast food establishment, i.e. being employed by said establishment. "I want me a beef n cheddar, give me some of dem thar fries and extra horsey sauce." Yes, I worked for Arby's. Then there is when they pay in pennies, nickles and dimes...oh, well, flash backs. And, yes, if the trophy was making the rounds of Michigan Wal marts after we win the NC, my butt will be in line too, and I will have my best Al Bundy TD pose for the camera!!
Beat me to it...
Someone just saw Black Swan
What is the average body mass index of the people in those pictures? Is that related to the region and the stereotypical penchant for fried foods?
.....of all the objects in the photo, the Diet Dr. Pepper 12-pack in the upper-left corner of the "E" on the far right is by far the smartest.
Double post. F-ing Internet.
Comcast is toying with me today.
Just a guess but the guy on the left may have farted right before this picture was taken.
is they spelled BAGEL wrong.
What's WAR BAGEL?
War beagle? Maybe? A war beagle would be awesome. I would own an entire pack of war beagles!
Gotta love the camo Alabama hat. Bet that guy was a happy camper at the photo op.
Has one hell of a triple-stacked muffin top.
Edit: That may be what's known as a "Southern Bell". I'm confused.
I didn't even notice the shirt until you mentioned. Amazingly, I already laughed out loud at this picture befores I saw the decepticons logo. Epic.
Just an amazing group of people in these photos.
The true pride and joy of the great state of Alabama, I'm speechless.
2 Michigan engineering students smooshed together = 1 Alabama gas station clerk / fast food industry subsidizer.
That beard and belt buckle are phenomenal.
The beard definitely makes this photo what it is.....as you move towards the top of his head, it fades into nothingness.
Is that supposed to be the 'U' in Auburn 'U'niversity? Confused.
by it. I am surprised no one has since Scam Newton won it you know. They probably are not smart enough being from the SEC. I would also become "a person of Walmart" if UM won the MNC and had the trophy at one.
I'm pretty sure there's some sort of contract with Wal-Mart that forces them to show the trophy there (i.e., the same thing would've happened if Texas and Oregon had won last year and this year, respectively)...still doesn't make it not embarrassing though, especially as a resident of the state. Yikes.
Yeah - these pictures aren't so much "Auburn fans are ugly" nearly as much as it's "people who shop at Wal-Mart are ugly." California has some of the best looking people in the country, but those people don't go to Wal-Mart. I've been to a Wal-Mart once out here and it looked a lot like these pictures, albeit more diverse.
...I would take a picture with the trophy at Walmart. That would piss off Valenti and all the "Walmart Wolverine" bashers.
If we won the MNC we'd surely be classier and display the trophy at Meijer.
Meijer might as well be Bloomingdale's compared to Wal-Mart.
It's funny how Southern people view Wal-mart. Thats the only place people shop at. I think 90% of home value in the South is related to proximty to the closest Wal-mart.