Assembly Hall now Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall
Say what you want about Dave Brandon, but he would never rename Michigan Stadium "Al Glick Michigan Stadium."
http://www.indystar.com/story/sports/2013/12/19/indiana-university-assembly-hall-basketball/4123963/
December 19th, 2013 at 1:50 PM ^
December 19th, 2013 at 1:51 PM ^
Reporting for duty.
December 19th, 2013 at 4:44 PM ^
So instead, it became a David Brandon support thread. Sure has a lot to do with Assembly Hall...
December 19th, 2013 at 1:50 PM ^
It could have been worse. Is his name pronounced scott?
December 19th, 2013 at 1:50 PM ^
Never underestimate what Dave Brandon might do.
December 19th, 2013 at 1:52 PM ^
COMING SOON:
Stephen M. Ross Michigan Stadium
December 19th, 2013 at 2:01 PM ^
I know you meant this in jest but this is actually fairly analogous.
This does look to be a new low as far as money grab. Name an iconic arena with an iconic team after a guy who throws $ at you? Poor
It's not like this is the PSU hockey team where the guy gave $ so the program could start...IU basketball is quite established already.
December 19th, 2013 at 2:10 PM ^
Penn State named the arena after Terry Pegula, but sold naming rights to every part of the arena inside. You could have a bathroom named after you or a hallway. It went way overboard.
December 19th, 2013 at 5:38 PM ^
December 20th, 2013 at 9:54 AM ^
Maybe it's weird to have such an affinity for a large piss bucket, but I do. Reminds me of winning.
December 19th, 2013 at 2:45 PM ^
To be honest all these namings are quite useless.
This name is just ceremonial more than anything else. No one is actually going to call it Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall. The announcers will make a passing reference to it once in a while but it'll go back to being Assembly Hall soon enough.
December 19th, 2013 at 2:48 PM ^
There is probably language in the contract mandating that it be called that way from now on. Random fans might not call it "Simon Skjodt Assembly Hall" but I'd expect announcers to do so from now on.
December 19th, 2013 at 4:42 PM ^
I don't know if I'd call this a new low. It still has Assembly Hall attached, and that'll still be its common name. I think the corporate renaming of stadiums is worse. And it isn't as low as say, renaming Kinnick after a big donor. I mean, the name itself isn't special. It's not even unique.
December 19th, 2013 at 2:06 PM ^
And then the Stephen M. Ross University of Michigan.
That will make for an easier transition to Stephen M. Ross University.
I'm kidding. Kind of.
December 19th, 2013 at 1:57 PM ^
"Stephen M. Ross Michigan Stadium Presented by Kraft Foods, in Association with Buffalo Wild Wings, Domino's, and the Good Folks who Provide the Bernstein Advantage."
December 20th, 2013 at 1:31 PM ^
Featuring Arby's Dancing Curly Fries
December 19th, 2013 at 2:00 PM ^
This reminds me of the movie idocracy (not great movie, but fantastic social satire) where everything is a corporate sponser.
I can just imagine IU's coach coming out: Mr. Costco McDonald's!!!
December 19th, 2013 at 2:02 PM ^
December 19th, 2013 at 3:05 PM ^
are you implying our AD is Dave Brawndo?
December 19th, 2013 at 4:14 PM ^
Holy shit! It's Beef Supreme!
December 19th, 2013 at 6:02 PM ^
December 19th, 2013 at 2:00 PM ^
on nameing things after people who accomplished things that deserve naming buildings after them, rather than just proof they made a lot of money.
December 19th, 2013 at 2:02 PM ^
AND NOW FOR YOUR STARTING LINEUP!!!
The Taco Bell PG...
The KFC SG...
The Pizza Hut SF...
I'm joking now...but just give it a few years.
December 19th, 2013 at 2:19 PM ^
Does this mean the B1G went from two Assembly Halls to 0? Illinois just renamed their arena to the "State Farm Center". Is that worse or better than this?
December 19th, 2013 at 2:22 PM ^
December 19th, 2013 at 3:03 PM ^
I get the illini fighting i-mail (athletics email list) and they an email a couple months ago about watching volleyball at the State Farm Center. I was like, "Awesome, are they playing in Chicago?" Looked it up, only to find that it's just the new name for the old Assembly Hall.
December 19th, 2013 at 2:28 PM ^
December 19th, 2013 at 2:43 PM ^
I'm pretty sure Dave Brandon named the new towers in Michigan Stadium after donors. I believe one of them is actually called the Stephen Ross Tower.
December 19th, 2013 at 2:49 PM ^
Not sure if serious, but that happened before he took over.
December 19th, 2013 at 3:01 PM ^
If you see what they're paying for naming rights on stadiums, what would they pay for naming rights on the actual school itself?
"ACME Brand's University of <insert state here>"
or
"University of <insert state>, brought to you by ACME Brand"
December 19th, 2013 at 3:10 PM ^
December 19th, 2013 at 3:29 PM ^
Yet you're named after the most annoying jewelry chain ever. Hmm. God I hate those commercials. I picture Jared from the Subway commercials, as some annoying salesman at a jewelry store in a mall.
If I were you, I'd go all "I'm not the one that sucks, Jared the Jeweler sucks, they should change THEIR name, man," which, to be honest, if I were named, say, Michael Bolton (like in Office Space), I'd definitely advocate that position strongly.
December 19th, 2013 at 4:51 PM ^
December 19th, 2013 at 4:15 PM ^
Double Post.
December 19th, 2013 at 5:29 PM ^
December 19th, 2013 at 7:42 PM ^
That a triple digit million over trumps (in the case of M Stadium) almost a hundred years of tradition forevermore. I don't know the build date on Assembly Hall but its wrong. Get a corp sponsor to build your stadium, OK, put their name on it. But a stadium paid for by bonds from the people should be immune. Does anyone know if these are legally binding contracts or is it just something that's done out of respect for the gift as a gentleman's agreement? The reason I bring this up is say someone showed up 100 years from now sporting 100x the cash and decided to try to buy out Skojdt's name. Would their fragmented relative base still have the financial resources to fight that in court? Or would the U simply use their burgeoning wealth to simply overtrump it with endless discovery and appeals? I'm sorry it seems like I speak in stream-of-consciousness with no paragraph breaks but its a hated feature of Windows 8. In time you will get to hate it as well.
December 20th, 2013 at 8:22 AM ^
Yay! Free money for everyone!
December 20th, 2013 at 1:20 PM ^
When I have a child, I'm going to approach every business around to see if they want to buy his/her's naming rights. Wait, I bet Dave Brandon already did that...