December 17th, 2009 at 5:49 PM ^
with a sick helmet!
December 17th, 2009 at 7:33 PM ^
It's ok. As long as u make bank u can find a hottie.
December 17th, 2009 at 6:17 PM ^
I can wear my alternate maize thong if called upon
December 17th, 2009 at 6:28 PM ^
Rocks.
I was waiting for you to post.
December 17th, 2009 at 6:26 PM ^
It's probably because we have futures... I'm pretty sure Northrop Grumman does not appreciate their interns doing Playboy shoots even if it's for Girls of the Big Ten.
Also, I can't speak for the other sororities... but my nationals would NOT be pleased, and if I'm going to get kicked out it has to be something that tops the last girl who got kicked out, and hers was pretty epic.
December 17th, 2009 at 6:34 PM ^
And you aren't going to amuse us with the story?
I'm sure we could think of something slightly more epic.
December 17th, 2009 at 6:40 PM ^
I would, but it's pretty distinctive... and I'm not about to tell the whole board which house I'm in :]
December 17th, 2009 at 7:00 PM ^
Disappointing, but understandable. Its nice to have this web-anonymity to hide behind.
December 17th, 2009 at 8:06 PM ^
Not really hiding as much as trying to avoid inadvertently misrepresenting my house. Wouldn't want anyone thinking we actually pay attention to football games or something outlandish like that.
/sarcasm
December 17th, 2009 at 7:00 PM ^
So its not Tri-Delt? Because that would be the exact same story then.
December 17th, 2009 at 7:04 PM ^
And alpha phi I do believe. Bartenders at the Blue Lep, however, get a pass on that one.
December 17th, 2009 at 7:31 PM ^
My money is on SDT and the near-impossible .40 BAC
December 18th, 2009 at 1:37 AM ^
My freshman year roommate was in SDT and she had pants that said EAT on the bootie. Every single time she wore them, I'd say, "EAT!", to which she'd follow, "EAT ME!"
December 18th, 2009 at 8:51 PM ^
My money is on SDT and the near-impossible .40 BAC
Not joking. A few (many) years ago I was an MP doing LE road patrol in Germany.
I had a German I got trying to drive his car after the base fest (side note: All the German towns have their own fests in the spring or summer. The ones by bases combine with the base and have a big fest).
He did really poorly driving and had a .32 after a blood draw.
A while later a guy was driving from the direction of the clubs and blew the light at the gate. I followed him for 3 klicks with the lights and siren on as he went all over the road. He ended up stopping in the middle of the road and fell out when he tried to get out. He had a .36 on the blood draw.
Wasn't even military or American. He was from canada over working for a company on contract and missed home. We had open posts then--I hope they don't now.
Anyhow, the point. I think .40 is possible, but the two people I saw over .3 were long time drinkers and were fairly unable to do anything.
December 24th, 2009 at 3:11 AM ^
Didn't Grady blow over .40 when he said Mickey Mouse was a dog?
December 17th, 2009 at 7:54 PM ^
What an awesome excuse for ur ugliness. I mean c'mon. You're ripping on pretty girls by saying they don't have futures. Jealous is ugly on the inside and out.
December 17th, 2009 at 8:11 PM ^
Pretty sure you missed the point... but you hit the nail on the head about my ugliness! I'm such a gross engineer!
I'll be crying myself to sleep cursing your detection of my less than desirable looks from all the way across Teh Interweb! Curse you, MichMike86! No one thinks I'm hot anymore!
December 17th, 2009 at 10:22 PM ^
This was a very, very bad thread for you.
December 18th, 2009 at 12:02 PM ^
Good thing points don't matter to me.
December 17th, 2009 at 6:29 PM ^
Hmm...a college football team fetish. Whatever floats your boat!
December 17th, 2009 at 7:06 PM ^
The girl from the girls football camp ends all discussion. She would get the hypothetical #1 jersey for Mich girls.
December 18th, 2009 at 9:26 AM ^
I've seen that picture quite a few times, however this is the first time I realize that the girl's (with the blue hat) t-shirt says "Squirrels 4 Heisman". My day has just been made.
December 17th, 2009 at 7:11 PM ^
This thread title made my day.
December 17th, 2009 at 8:11 PM ^
I concede that MSU has a larger sample of better looking women.
You know what's funny though? I know of quite a few Michigan graduate men who have married MSU women. However, I am yet to meet a Michigan grad woman married to an MSU grad man. I'm sure they are out there but I don't know of any.
This makes sense though. Men hold more value in looks (I already conceded that MSU's women are generally better looking). Women, on the other hand, hold more value in the ability for their mate to provide for their family.
You following all this?
December 17th, 2009 at 9:50 PM ^
Consider this your intro to a Michigan alumna married to an MSU grad (but he's a lifetime Michigan fan, or there'd be trouble).
December 17th, 2009 at 10:47 PM ^
I wouldn't necessarily concede anything to MSU. U of M is a candy store of beautiful women from all over the country and the world.
December 17th, 2009 at 10:54 PM ^
to CleverMichiganResponse, or whatever her name is...
December 17th, 2009 at 11:04 PM ^
CleverMichiganResponse:
If you are into 30something, happily married CPAs with 2 kids, let's chat.
Seriously, I grew up in the Upper Penninsula, so U of M truly was/is Wonka's factory to me.
December 17th, 2009 at 11:22 PM ^
I was only kidding you, of course, but now that you mention that you grew up in the Upper Peninsula, I understand your perspective. I mean, seriously, what's the male/female ratio up there? 20:1?
December 17th, 2009 at 10:56 PM ^
What I have found is that at Michigan, many girls come in as freshman a bit nerdy, and by the time they graduate they have figured out how to "highlight their assets".
At Michigan State, girls come in already knowing how to be attractive, and by the time they graduate many of them are simply "used up garbage". Not many MSU girls are still attractive upon graduation.
I personally had three friends during my time at Michigan who were better looking than any girl I have ever seen in East Lansing.
December 17th, 2009 at 10:50 PM ^
Women typically "marry up", men marry the best looking girl who will have them.
December 17th, 2009 at 11:12 PM ^
My experience when I was at MSU - given, grad school so I didn't mingle with the undergrad population much - but the girls were definitely some of the "prettier" ones in high school, but they didn't necessarily stay that way as the years went on. I remember talking to some fellow grad students, who came from UM, MSU, and other schools, and they noted that while the freshmen girls were quite attractive, the penchant for partying and limited exercise seemed to catch up to them as they grew older (and people discount exercise, but UM is very conducive to staying active and working out; I saw far fewer people running and working out at MSU). By comparison, UM women tend to age better, eating and exercising more and generally being more proactive. Given, my UM-grad wife is sitting next to me as I write this, but I am not about to concede that MSU women are more attractive across the board compared to UM. Maybe in the short term, but over the long haul I think UM acquits itself quite well.
And that is about as diplomatic as I can be when discussing the looks of girls who are 10+ years younger than me.
December 17th, 2009 at 11:23 PM ^
As long as they have reached the age of consent, it doesn't matter how much younger they are.
December 22nd, 2009 at 6:22 PM ^
I remember talking to some fellow grad students, who came from UM, MSU, and other schools, and they noted that while the freshmen girls were quite attractive, the penchant for partying and limited exercise seemed to catch up to them as they grew older...
You have to realize that with all of the strapping, viral men we have at State, these girls get a lot of hard miles put on them, and are are bound to look a bit worn when they graduate. Hence your observation.
By comparison, UM women tend to age better...
Yeah, I totally agree. I've noticed that when the women graduate at UM, they look great and are in mint condition, with nary a mile on them. Its just that they are in a totally different environment than the women are at State.
Given, my UM-grad wife is sitting next to me as I write this...
Given my above observations, I am absolutely sure that your wife is a 10.
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:02 PM ^
..all of the strapping, viral men we have at State...
Wouldn't be so viral if you'd use condoms.
December 22nd, 2009 at 7:44 PM ^
You know, "viral" totally makes sense as a descriptive term for MSU men. "Strapping" not so much, but totally "viral." Us UM men are stuck being only virile, which might help one-on-one with a lady but certainly doesn't have the reach and transmission capability that MSU gentlemen apparently possess.
But all kidding aside, I am not attacking MSU women as a whole; there certainly are some very attractive women there to look great 10-20+ years after graduation. But just like MSU students and alumni always argue that the perception of MSU as an inferior academic institution is (somewhat) unfounded, it is fair to say that the "MSU girls are hot, UM girls are not" maxim also has some holes. Some of my best friends are girls who went to MSU, and they are still attractive years after graduation. But that is largely true for anyone who takes care of herself. My argument, though, is that the culture at MSU (work hard, party hard; Sparty-on, more fast-food-centric restaurants) is not as conducive to maintaining those looks over the years.
And for the record, talking about how you put so many "hard miles" on girls at MSU makes me think they are more like cattle or horses than attractive women, which now that you say it...
December 18th, 2009 at 6:08 PM ^
We just want a man that doesn't cheat, loves us and loves Michigan football.
The end.
December 17th, 2009 at 10:23 PM ^
The fact that you still come on mgoblog makes mine. Why so pathetic Sparty?
December 17th, 2009 at 10:27 PM ^
He wont be anymore, all he brings is negativity and Im a little sick of it.
December 17th, 2009 at 11:46 PM ^
This may actually be the first time I've been excited by the banhammer dropping.
December 18th, 2009 at 12:10 PM ^
What a big man u r.
December 17th, 2009 at 7:11 PM ^
And just look at sig pics...
December 17th, 2009 at 7:20 PM ^
best rack bracket YTD.
U Mich didn't really represent, but that is ok in my book.
December 17th, 2009 at 9:40 PM ^
The University of Ohio State goes down to the SEC again!! LOL
December 17th, 2009 at 9:54 PM ^
Didn't even need to cheese...
December 17th, 2009 at 11:45 PM ^
I have to go to Purdue on the road next year....
December 17th, 2009 at 7:30 PM ^
what is up with people negbangin all the time. seriously between yesterday and today i have lost over 100 points for no reason..freakin unreal.
December 17th, 2009 at 8:06 PM ^
Don't mention neg banging or complain about neg banging in your posts.
Some people here are pretty sensitive to that.
December 18th, 2009 at 11:03 AM ^
thanks, people are crazy on here