It's been at least 35 minutes.
...says Denzel Valentine of Big Ten Tourney favorite MSU, which is 5-7 in its last 12 games. Cumong, man.
I can only give you an update on my 'Taint's sling. It's firmly in place, and will remain so until "practice" later today.
but isn't that type of stuff illegal in Alabama?
...it is now blue instead of white. I'm worried...how are we supposed to interpret such a dramatic color change? Is he dying?
The change to blue now means that Tate's arm is GUARDED.
Nice...is red the goal? Do we want his arm to have a severe chance of committing an act of terrorism at Sparty Stadium? Or would that mean there is a severe chance of terrorists destroying his arm?
Problem is if the arm goes red it won't be allowed into Sparty stadium...
You're telling me they didn't give him a blue one with a big Michigan block M on it? Wow, now I feel special.
If his sling went from Blue to white, he is obviously getting better! His mood is moving from being depressed to gaining confidence...a more normal color!!
I'm betting he puts his arm in a bright color by tomorrow or Thursday!!
Sorry about this pun, but are you suggesting they now sell "mood slings"?
Does this world contain sufficient cloth of titanium strength to bear the burden of supporting one of Mr. Martin's Hulk-like upper appendages?
I realize the likelihood of injury to a limb as powerful as the aforementioned is unlikely, but should it occur, I doubt even U of M's hospital is sufficiently equipped to handle such an undertaking.
Who say someone on The Quad, and this guy had absolutely no idea who Tate Forcier is!
I think we all know what that means: The team is toast.
And to think, we could have had Jason Forcier for times like this.
Damn you, Michigan graduate school people who decide who gets into Michigan graduate school! DAMN YOU DAMN YOU
DAMN YOU ALL MICHIGAN GRADUATE SCHOOL DECIDERS TO HELL! gassssspp choke ahhhhh [dies]
WTF? Is someone going around dinging everything this guy says without even reading it? Yeah, we all know his history, but seriously?
I've only negged him once (maybe twice(seriously)), since his resurrection.
When Zoltan broke his leg as a 10 yr. old they had to use an adamantium cast to immobilize his bionic thunder-maker (otherwise known as his leg).*
*I have no idea if Zoltan broke his leg as a 10 yr. old.
I imagine this break resulted in some sort of super punting power (similar to the movie Rookie of the Year).
Impossible, the movie Unbreakable was based off of Zoltan.
Oops, took too long typing it up, you beat me to it.
If it was good enough for Kirk Ferentz it's good enough for Tate.
I can say that tate did have a fancy blue one with an M on it this morning. Since he's now in a white one, the sky is longer falling and Tressel won't be elected president and Zoltan will. Everything is o.k.
Can someone please explain this "+1" and "negging" and all this mgoblog speak? I'm new. Please don't "neg" me for being new. Word.
...and the possibilities are endless (kind of)!
I think you'll find this link to be very helpful:
+1 for the creative user name. Can't say I've seen Rich Godriguez used before.
nevermind, somehow missed other thread on first perusal