Has Coach Hoke visited Jacob Fisher yet? Here's hoping it goes well and that Fisher recommits to Michigan!
there would have to be some to wash away
Hoke is playing his PS3 and eating pizza rolls until Jacob gets home from school.
that they may be having meatloaf for dinner!!
MA, THE MEATLOAF .. what is she doing in there?
I've never been recruited (or recruited anyone) to play division I football, so I don't know how these things go. But I imagine it must be weird to eat big meals at recruits' houses. What if the meal is disgusting?
And you act as such, no matter what.
If I were a prize recruit I would pretend to be interested in Ohio State. Then, I would serve Jim Tressel poo for his "in home" meal and see how he acted.
I think I would feed Tressel something similar to what Cartman fed Scott Tennerman.
Two examples come to mind:
Coach Kline in the Waterboy, eating the snakes "knee".
And on a more serious note: Coach Schwartzwalder in The Express, who made damn sure to eat all of the pie on his plate.
I agree -- what if someone accidentally farted or something? Or if there was just awkward silence?
Somebody has to write a book. Something like "Tales From The Recruiting Trail." The image of Joe Paterno going into some horribly dangerous neighborhood or Bo's reaction to finding out some recruit is a lazy slob at home would be worth every penny.
One of the benefits of saying FU to work and going back to school is that I've found I have a hell of a lot of free time on my hands. Quick check of flight tracker shows what I believe to be the plane Hoke is using.
Past few days have shown it was in San Diego (Matt Wile?), then went to Phoenix (Ryan Nowicki?), to Denver (Leilon Willingham?), to Arlington (Russell Bellomy?), to Chicago (Chris Bryant?), and should be leaving shortly/en route to Traverse City (Fisher).
Need TomVH to do any more work as my deduction powers are only limited to slightly creepy flight tracking...*crickets*
I imagine it could also be "San Diego (finish packing all the shit up from his office and house?)"
Psshhh....It's recruiting season. No time for that nonsense...
Flightaware shows that the plane stayed over a couple of days in Tampa. Did Hoke use the guest room at Posada's place.
Yes, they had jambalaya for dinner. Hoke was only planning on the one night but he really wanted to go to Busch Gardens.
San Diego = Christian Heyward?
Yes I have exclusive information and refuse to share because you asked.
If someone has info they are going to post it. No need to ask. Just wait and something will turn up.
There is no such thing as stupid questions, just stupid answers. Or is it just stupid people?
hoke farted while taking a leak. no word on whether the fishers found it funny or offputting.
Is actually hiding in the broom closet as we speak. PLEASE don't try to text him b/c he often forgets to put his cell on vibrate.
damn inability to plus one.
is on the plane.
GO BLUE JAKE!!! Oregon changes their uniforms all of the time to try and replicate THE best uniforms in all of college football. and i don't need to say anything about msu's uni's.
have heard that his mom and his high school coaches want him to stay instate.Which favors Michigan!!!
He probably already at the house telling Jake the lake effect snow is not near as bad in AA as TC.
Hoke doesn't like Blackberries or jets. His plane has propellers.