bluewave720

November 12th, 2010 at 10:21 PM ^

Seriously, it's like the first time I found a Playboy at my grandpa's house.  I know that I am eventually going to get caught and hear a stern "What are you doing?!"  This time it will be my wife making me feel shame instead of my mom.  But, just like when I was a kid, I know looking at this is preparing me for something down the road and turning me into more of a man.

JBE

November 13th, 2010 at 12:04 AM ^

If Gerg was the earth, and the Purdue game was Independence day, then Denard would be Randy Quaid.
If Gerg was Randy Quaid, and the Purdue game was Christmas, then Denard would be Beverly D'Angelo's breasts.