ANGRY MICHIGAN (Hockey, Basketball, Whatever) HATING SATAN
It is time that we recognized and understood who really is behind all this and has led far too many of you astray into blaming various deities and God. IT'S SATAN!!!!!
I say that this has all been the sneaky and underhanded work of the Prince of Darkness, old Satan himself. Since Bo passed from earth to heaven just prior to the 2006 OSU game, Satan is no longer afraid of any current Michigan Men on Earth and thus has been messing with us mightily! This has allowed the Devil to sneak in and strike us down with all sorts of dastardly plans and injuries and referee screw-ups and what not. Obviosuly, Lucifer has cut a sweetheart deal and posesses the souls of Jim Tressel, Charlie Weiss, Tom Izzo, MSU, OSU, Miami's hockey coach (no doubt signed just after last year's NCAA finals collapse!), and a very large portion of the people who inhabit the dastardly state of Ohio!
Alright I understand the rage, but how many threads is too many?
EDIT: And the logic on this is terrible. If it is in fact Satan that hates Michigan, Then wouldn't that mean that God loved Michigan, as the two forces usually disagree? And if God loved Michigan then we would be great, as God (in most religions) is much more powerful than Satan. Just a thought.
Not if we're rolling with the Job metaphor. That was an argument between God and Satan, sure enough, but basically what happened there is Satan said, "hey God, I bet I can make this guy hate you," and God was all, "cool, have at it."
Fair enough, I didn't really think about Job, but that makes a lot more sense now.
So that means when all of this is over, we can look forward to a string of 16 straight National Championships?
Unfortunately, we do not know when this will happen. Could be immediately after our down period or it could come decades later with only isolated ones in between.
The logic is that God is not an active participant in Michigan sports, but a spectator who created a world full of people with free will who can choose to follow Satan and trade Him their souls if they wish. He's awaiting all those who have obviously traded their soul's for the Devil's favors that have led to Michigan's recent ravails to repent! (Smile!)
I'm 99% sure both Satan and God love ski-ball.
March 29th, 2010 at 10:10 PM ^
I am 98% sure shoots and ladders is a board game created to memorialize their relationship.
Well, now I see what everyone was talking about in regards to "The Offseason"
Could it be.... Satan?
/church-lady
March 30th, 2010 at 12:09 AM ^
You get it my friend! Well said....
Satan possesses Charlie Weis' soul? Satan must have one helluva lawyer.
What's the going rate for a soul these days? Two cheesy gordita crunches?
This thread is Operation Market Garden...A Post Too Far.