Angry Michigan <Blank> Hating God

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November 10th, 2010 at 6:10 PM
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Angry Michigan <Blank> Hating God

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is time to give up the Angry Michigan <Blank> Hating God thought process.  After watching a ball in OT bounce perfectly off an Illinois defender's helmet such that Hemmingway had an easy catch, it is time to announce to the world that we believe our former issues were the work of the most evil.  Bo and Ufer have finally gotten God's attention turned back on Saturday afternoons to focusing on keeping the evil Satan (who owns the soul of Jim Tressel and others who have sold out to him for his recent 2.5 years of abuse of our beloved football program) from screwing with us.

I suggest we now refer to Angry Michigan <Blank> Hating Satan in reference to placing the blame where it truly belongs and in keeping it well understood that those who hate Michigan are, in essence, EVIL!!!

 

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November 10th, 2010 at 6:15 PM | um (Score:1)
ItakeHGH
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are u okay?

November 10th, 2010 at 6:15 PM | oh no. (Score:1)
maizedandconfused
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On the fifth night—possibly the sixth—a breeze arose.
It was cool and dewy.

November 10th, 2010 at 6:30 PM | Seriously (Score:1)
BiSB
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Do you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?

No? Then go outside, turn around three times, and spit.

They no longer call me Bisbiño

November 10th, 2010 at 7:45 PM | No it's (Score:1)
D.C.Blue
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curse then spit, or was it spit then curse.  Whatever, just go!

"I'll make ya famous!"

November 10th, 2010 at 6:25 PM | Do you have a website (Score:1)
yostlovesme
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Do you have a website dedicated to cat pictures??  Im just amazed to the amount of cat pics describing every single thing that transpires on this board.

November 10th, 2010 at 6:34 PM | catsthatlooklikehitler.com is a good one....Kitlers (Score:1)
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What the Hell. -Jack Burton

November 10th, 2010 at 7:59 PM | I think that just displaced (Score:1)
Captain
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I think that just displaced lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.com as my time-killer of the week.

Colors That Float

November 10th, 2010 at 6:16 PM | Angry Michigan Chirstmas Kids Hating Satan (Score:1)
BrayBray1
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What the Hell. -Jack Burton

November 10th, 2010 at 6:33 PM | That is some tongue. (Score:1)
great slight hope
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That is some tongue.

November 10th, 2010 at 6:58 PM | You have no idea (Score:1)
MGauxBleu
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How difficult it was to get Gene Simmons to hold still long enough to pose for this.

—Never Forget guy

November 10th, 2010 at 8:06 PM | And here I thought it was a (Score:1)
Captain
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And here I thought it was a satyr eating a Fruit by the Foot.

Colors That Float

November 10th, 2010 at 6:35 PM | Krampus (Score:1)
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Those most be Buckeye children. I heard Krampus is Brutus' cousin.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus


November 10th, 2010 at 6:57 PM | Krampus—now that's a holiday tradition I can get behind (Score:1)
Don
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Sort of a great combination of Christmas and Halloween. Now those snot-nosed obnoxious neighborhood kids running all over my lawn can get what they deserve on Christmas Eve.


November 10th, 2010 at 7:02 PM | Absolutely (Score:1)
BrayBray1
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Krampus will definitely be incorporated into my Christmas' from here on out. Kudos to the above poster who was able to identify this mythical holiday beast. Well done, sir. Well done.

What the Hell. -Jack Burton

November 10th, 2010 at 8:56 PM | Thank you (Score:1)
flemgoblue
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But I believe I owe this piece of knowledge to the MGoBoard from some time over summer. Either that or wikipedia.


November 10th, 2010 at 8:04 PM | family atmosphere (Score:1)
SysMark
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now there's some family atmosphere!

November 10th, 2010 at 6:16 PM | Um, Well, (Score:1)
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Wat?

redefining epic fail, one comment at a time

November 10th, 2010 at 6:18 PM | You should have stopped at (Score:1)
blueblueblue
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You should have stopped at "It is time to give up the Angry Michigan <Blank> Hating God thought process." 

November 10th, 2010 at 6:19 PM | Why did you just post this?  (Score:1)
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Why did you just post this?  Especially with Arnett announcing tonight...

November 10th, 2010 at 6:29 PM | what time is Arnett's (Score:1)
cjm
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what time is Arnett's announcement?

November 10th, 2010 at 6:34 PM | It's scheduled for 7:00 (Score:1)
great slight hope
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It's scheduled for 7:00

November 10th, 2010 at 6:20 PM | Dear OP: (Score:1)
BiSB
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I still exist.

~Angry Michigan <BLANK> Hating God

cc: JT Floyd's ankle, Teric Jones' knee.

They no longer call me Bisbiño

November 10th, 2010 at 8:40 PM | Attachments: 1 (Score:1)
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Portrait of Angry Michigan <BLANK> Hating God.

Whenever I think "majestic soul-funk," I think Michigan Football.

November 11th, 2010 at 12:30 AM | Outstanding (Score:1)
ILL_Legel
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Out freaking standing!  I will picture this evil cat every time something bad happens!  I think this cat also hates me at work sometimes.

November 11th, 2010 at 1:09 AM | Satan the Cat... (Score:1)
burtcomma
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See, I knew it was Satan....Someone needs to post a Church Lady video...

November 10th, 2010 at 6:27 PM | fail (Score:1)
hailtothevictors08
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go away

just look at our saftey and corner injury report

Just Win Baby

November 10th, 2010 at 6:29 PM | OP. I want you to go outside (Score:1)
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OP. I want you to go outside and smack a hornets nest with a stick. As you observe the result you will then realize why the rest of us don't want you angering the gods.

November 10th, 2010 at 6:33 PM | Looks like Brian may need (Score:1)
Blake
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Looks like Brian may need to increase the MGoPoint threshhold for starting a thread again.

November 10th, 2010 at 6:34 PM | braybray, where in hell did you get that image? (Score:1)
Don
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It's awesome. I may have to steal it for my company holiday card.


November 10th, 2010 at 6:41 PM | I did an image search for "angry satan" (Score:1)
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Would make a brilliant holiday card, feel free.

What the Hell. -Jack Burton

November 10th, 2010 at 7:06 PM | Yeah (Score:1)
uminks
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I would like to send this card for the Holidays to some buckeye fans I know. I would like to put the final score on the bottom UM 52  OSU 45.

expect the best

November 10th, 2010 at 7:09 PM | when you add tressel to the search this one pops up (Score:1)
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"Deserve to Win!"

November 10th, 2010 at 7:11 PM | .....................as does this cat (Score:1)
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"Deserve to Win!"

November 10th, 2010 at 6:44 PM | WHATEVER DUDES..... (Score:1)
burtcomma
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You mean you guys think that the evil that has befallen our program over the past 2.5 or so years is the work of God versus the work of Satan? 

I was always taught that anything that happened like this to a fine, outstanding, good and respected institution like Michigan football was the work of Satan and a work of evil as he tries to put down and crush those who are good.

Real Michigan Men understand that God, much like Bo and Ufer, is on our side!

November 10th, 2010 at 6:54 PM | Your talk of God, Satan, and (Score:1)
blueblueblue
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Your talk of God, Satan, and where they belong in the beliefs of Real Michigan Men is venturing into uncomfortable, unwelcome territory. Best to avoid. 

November 10th, 2010 at 8:58 PM | SENSE OF HUMOR (Score:1)
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Perhaps you miss the sense of humor and whimsy that I intended  that should be accompaning this entire discussion.  This is not a serious discussion of philosophy or life, but a bit of a light hearted attempt to say we should be blaming Angry Michigan Hating Satans for our fate and not Angry Michigan Hating Gods.  That's why I appreciate the carciatures of Satan being posted

November 10th, 2010 at 9:21 PM | We here at Mgoblog dont have (Score:1)
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We here at Mgoblog dont have a sense of humor where it comes to the Angry Michigan < Blank > Hating God as the Angry Michigan < Blank > Hating God has NO sense of humor.....now you must cut the head off your prize cow and offer your first born to the Angry Michigan < Blank > Hating God as a sacrifice.

Fuck Urban Meyer!

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November 11th, 2010 at 12:55 AM | THIS POST INCLUDED WHIMSY (Score:1)
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THIS POST INCLUDED WHIMSY GODDAMMIT

IGotARashMan

November 10th, 2010 at 7:05 PM | I know I shouldn't eat thee... (Score:1)
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They no longer call me Bisbiño

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