Home
i'm an actor, not a reactor

Primary links

  • About
    • $upport (lol)
    • Ethics
    • FAQ
    • Glossary
    • Privacy Policy
  • Contact
  • MGoStore
    • Hail to Old Blue
  • MGoBoard
    • MGoBoard FAQ
    • Michigan bar locator
    • Moderator Action Sticky
  • Useful Stuff
    • Depth Chart By Class
    • Hoops Depth Chart by Class
    • 2017 Recruiting Board
    • Unofficial Two Deep
    • MGoFlickr
    • Diaries, Windows Live Writer, And You
    • User-Curated HOF
    • Where To Eat In Ann Arbor
  • Schedule/Tix
    • Future Schedules (wiki)
    • Ticket spreadsheet
Home Forums MGoBoard

Navigation

  • Forums
  • Recent posts

User login

  • Create new account
  • Request new password

MGoElsewhere

  • @MGoBlog (Brian)
  • @aceanbender
  • @Misopogon (Seth)
  • @Aeschnepp (Adam)
  • @BISB
  • @EUpchurchPhoto
  • @FullOfTwitt (Fuller)
  • Hail to the Victors 2016
  • MGoFacebook
  • MGoPodcast
  • WTKA
  • Instagram

Michigan Blogs

  • Big House Blog
  • Burgeoning Wolverine Star
  • Genuinely Sarcastic
  • Go Blue Michigan Wolverine
  • Holdin' The Rope
  • MVictors
  • Maize 'n' Blue Nation
  • Maize 'n' Brew
  • Maize And Go Blue
  • Michigan Hockey Net
  • MMMGoBlueBBQ
  • The Blog That Yost Built
  • The Hoover Street Rag
  • The M Zone
  • Touch The Banner
  • UMGoBlog
  • UMHoops
  • UMTailgate
  • Wolverine Liberation Army

M On The Net

  • mgovideo
  • MGoBlue.com
  • Mike DeSimone
  • Recruiting Planet
  • The Wolverine
  • Go Blue Wolverine
  • Winged Helmet
  • UMGoBlue.com
  • MaizeRage.org
  • Puckhead
  • The M Den
  • True Blue Fan Forum

Big Ten Blogs

  • Illinois
    • Illinois Loyalty
    • Illinois Baseball Report
  • Indiana
    • Inside The Hall
    • The Crimson Quarry
  • Iowa
    • Black Heart, Gold Pants
    • Fight For Iowa
  • Michigan State
    • The Only Colors
  • Minnesota
    • GopherHole.com
    • The Daily Gopher
  • Nebraska
    • Corn Nation
    • Husker Max
    • Husker Mike's Blasphemy
    • Husker Gameday
  • Northwestern
    • Sippin' On Purple
    • Lake The Posts
  • Notre Dame
    • The House Rock Built
    • One Foot Down
  • Ohio State
    • Eleven Warriors
    • Buckeye Commentary
    • Men of the Scarlet and Gray
    • Our Honor Defend
    • The Buckeye Nine
  • Penn State
    • Slow States
    • Black Shoe Diaries
    • Happy Valley Hardball
    • Penn State Clips
    • Linebacker U
    • Nittany White Out
  • Purdue
    • Boiled Sports
    • Hammer and Rails
  • Wisconsin
    • Bruce Ciskie

Links of Note

  • Baseball
    • College Baseball Today
    • The College Baseball Blog
  • Basketball
    • Ken Pomeroy
    • Hoop Math
    • John Gasaway
    • Luke Winn/Sports Illustrated
  • College Hockey
    • Chris Heisenberg (Class of 2016)
    • College Hockey Stats
    • Michigan College Hockey
    • Hockey's Future
    • Sioux Sports
    • USCHO
  • Football
    • Smart Football
    • Every Day Should Be Saturday
    • Matt Hinton/Grantland
    • Football Study Hall
    • Football Outsiders
    • Harold Stassen
    • NCAA D-I Stats Page
    • The Wizard Of Odds
    • CFB Stats
  • General
    • Sports Central
  • Local Interest
    • The Ann Arbor Chronicle
    • Arborwiki
    • Arbor Update
    • Ann Arbor Observer
    • Teeter Talk
    • Vacuum
  • Teams Of The D
    • Lions
      • Pride of Detroit
    • Pistons
      • Detroit Bad Boys
      • Need4Sheed
    • Tigers
      • Roar Of The Tigers
      • Bless You Boys
      • The Daily Fungo
      • The Detroit Tigers Weblog
    • Red Wings
      • Winging It In Motown
      • On The Wings
    • Michigan Sports Forum

Beveled Guilt

Site Search

Diaries

  • New
  • Popular
  • Hot
  • Thirteen unlucky minutes (TL;DNR-This is a bit of rant about the refs)
    docwhoblocked - 2 weeks ago
  • Fan Satisfaction Index End of Season Bball Survey
    OneFootIn - 2 weeks ago
  • How likely are we to revert to the mean?
    Bo Glue - 2 weeks ago
  • It's time to avenge Villanova's 1985 NCAA tourney upset over Michigan
    Communist Football - 2 weeks ago
  • 14 Months Ago: The Fire Beilein Threads.
    stephenrjking - 3 weeks ago
  •  
  • 1 of 2
  • ››
more
  • This Month in MGoBlog History - March 2008: Pryor isn't coming, Boren has left, and some academic fraud allegations sprinkled in
    Maize.Blue Wagner - 215 comments
  • The Ballad of Jordan Poole
    k.o.k.Law - 176 comments
  • 14 Months Ago: The Fire Beilein Threads.
    stephenrjking - 91 comments
  • PreSpring Football updates from Sam Webb
    AZBlue - 90 comments
  • Thirteen unlucky minutes (TL;DNR-This is a bit of rant about the refs)
    docwhoblocked - 60 comments
  •  
  • 1 of 2
  • ››
more

MGoBoard

  • New
  • Recent
  • Hot
  • Auston Robertson arrested again
    12 replies
  • Michigan announces single-game ticket prices for 2018 football season
    16 replies
  • 2018-19 Michigan Basketball B1G slate announced
    38 replies
  • Final 247 Basketball rankings published
    35 replies
  • Any news on Grant Newsome?
    64 replies
  • Karsen Barnhart - did we cool on him?
    84 replies
  • HELP WANTED! I'm moving to Chicago for school and I need good haunts to watch football/basketball games. Recommendations?
    46 replies
  • Angelique on Patterson Transfer
    51 replies
  • CBS Sports: Shea Patterson details scope of Ole Miss deception in lengthy letter to Michigan
    38 replies
  • OT: NFL Schedule Release
    12 replies
  • OT: Gregg Popovich's wife Erin dead at 67
    21 replies
  • Belleville coach Jermain Crowell mad at UM again
    228 replies
  • Q&A with FB Ben VanSumeren--Video
    8 replies
  • "Being Not-Rich at UM" Guide
    165 replies
  • Apparently, the NCAA has already received a response from MSU about Nassar
    61 replies
  •  
  • 1 of 7
  • ››
  • Belleville coach Jermain Crowell mad at UM again
    228 replies
  • 2018-19 Michigan Basketball B1G slate announced
    38 replies
  • Apparently, the NCAA has already received a response from MSU about Nassar
    61 replies
  • Michigan announces single-game ticket prices for 2018 football season
    16 replies
  • Auston Robertson arrested again
    12 replies
  • Final 247 Basketball rankings published
    35 replies
  • HELP WANTED! I'm moving to Chicago for school and I need good haunts to watch football/basketball games. Recommendations?
    46 replies
  • Karsen Barnhart - did we cool on him?
    84 replies
  • Any news on Grant Newsome?
    64 replies
  • "Being Not-Rich at UM" Guide
    165 replies
  • CBS Sports: Shea Patterson details scope of Ole Miss deception in lengthy letter to Michigan
    38 replies
  • Angelique on Patterson Transfer
    51 replies
  • OT: NFL Schedule Release
    12 replies
  • No additional protest of Shea Patterson appeal by Ole Miss
    113 replies
  • OT: Gregg Popovich's wife Erin dead at 67
    21 replies
  •  
  • 1 of 7
  • ››
  • Why should we be optimistic about 2018 M football?
    273 replies
  • Belleville coach Jermain Crowell mad at UM again
    227 replies
  • Police investigating Elysee Mbem-Bosse for death threat against Harbaugh
    224 replies
  • Speight to UCLA
    172 replies
  • How Many Football Games Will Michigan Win This Year? (Poll)
    167 replies
  • "Being Not-Rich at UM" Guide
    165 replies
  • Buckle Up
    159 replies
  • Scouting the Enemy: Ohio State QBs are Good
    158 replies
  • Semi-OT: What sports would you fix?
    158 replies
  • Elysee Mbem-Bosse disturbing tweets
    157 replies
  • Whats the Best Way to Make Flight Arrangements?
    149 replies
  • Wagner to NBA
    141 replies
  • Urban Meyer throws more shade at Michigan
    141 replies
  • FB new Nutrition plan under Herbert is well received by players
    132 replies
  • Today’s MSU outrage Apparently Engler has attempted to bypass the victims attorneys
    130 replies
  •  
  • 1 of 7
  • ››

Support MGoBlog: buy stuff at Amazon

Angry Iowa Running Back God Shoots Lightning from Finger Tips.....

43 posts / 0 new
Login or register to post comments
Last post
June 7th, 2012 at 9:16 PM
#1
TdK71
TdK71's picture
Joined: 11/30/2010
MGoPoints: 987
Angry Iowa Running Back God Shoots Lightning from Finger Tips.....

and strikes down another one.

http://thegazette.com/2012/06/07/report-garmon-arrested-in-erie/

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
Tags:
  • MGoBoard
  • football

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
June 7th, 2012 at 9:21 PM
#2
somewittyname
Joined: 05/15/2009
MGoPoints: -2510
This story

This story would have been a lot better had the cop smoked a bowl the kid instead of arresting him. Lame.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:25 PM
(Reply to #2) #3
MichiganManOf1961
MichiganManOf1961's picture
Joined: 05/18/2012
MGoPoints: -805798
"the cop smoked a bowl the

"the cop smoked a bowl the kid instead of arresting him."  Are you on marijuana too? 

~Herm

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:31 PM
(Reply to #4) #4
Silly Goose
Silly Goose's picture
Joined: 04/17/2010
MGoPoints: 882
Dude...

You just got Herm'd.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:55 PM
(Reply to #6) #5
QVIST
QVIST's picture
Joined: 08/22/2009
MGoPoints: 975
BOOM, HERM'D!

BOOM, HERM'D!

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 10:12 PM
(Reply to #15) #6
Bryan
Bryan's picture
Joined: 07/10/2009
MGoPoints: 13410
I'm thinking Herm

Needs to be the next MGo Profile



-Bryan

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 10:41 PM
(Reply to #21) #7
tjyoung
Joined: 08/23/2009
MGoPoints: 467
I get most of the inside

I get most of the inside jokes on this here blog, but this one keeps going way over my head. Anyone care to shed some light?

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 10:53 PM
(Reply to #26) #8
Bryan
Bryan's picture
Joined: 07/10/2009
MGoPoints: 13410
There's no joke

Just go back and look at Herm's posts.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:23 PM
#9
RakeFight
RakeFight's picture
Joined: 02/21/2012
MGoPoints: 8505
His buddy will fit right in

His buddy will fit right in at MSU.  (Cue laying in the weed reference.)

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:56 PM
(Reply to #3) #10
BDS
BDS's picture
Joined: 10/11/2010
MGoPoints: 66
ORLY?

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:59 PM
(Reply to #17) #11
Wisconsin Wolverine
Wisconsin Wolverine's picture
Joined: 05/18/2011
MGoPoints: 2254
I'm going out on a limb &

I'm going out on a limb & upvoting this.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:27 PM
#12
YakAttack
YakAttack's picture
Joined: 01/20/2009
MGoPoints: 26845
I love

the first comment in the link.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:34 PM
#13
ryebreadboy
ryebreadboy's picture
Joined: 12/02/2010
MGoPoints: 5894
Could've been worse... they

Could've been worse... they could've been driving around high.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:37 PM
#14
FreddieMercuryHayes
Joined: 12/29/2010
MGoPoints: 35030
A small bag of weed!! The

A small bag of weed!! The dirtbag!!

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:42 PM
#15
clarkiefromcanada
clarkiefromcanada's picture
Joined: 11/21/2008
MGoPoints: 37504
while driving?

Jeebus.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 11:12 PM
(Reply to #9) #16
seksdesk
seksdesk's picture
Joined: 02/02/2011
MGoPoints: 1022
McConaughey's finest role (not many)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MocapWGtwkQ

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:45 PM
#17
Huyge Cox
Huyge Cox's picture
Joined: 08/15/2010
MGoPoints: 664
I'm curious.  Who is slated

I'm curious.  Who is slated to start or get carries?

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 10:25 PM
(Reply to #10) #18
LSAClassOf2000
LSAClassOf2000's picture
Joined: 01/07/2011
MGoPoints: 81223
At This Rate...

If AIRBHG is going to be this vindictive, then Iowa may need to see if Albert Young can take time off the Steelers' practice squad to come and help out. Alternatively, I wonder if Jeff Brinson  could come back and take a year off from his yearly ACL tears.

Actually, Iowa should just do what most companies might - if you cannot fill the position, eliminate the position and disperse the duties to other personnel. The logical choice might be to merge this position with the WR or TE position, but they would need to do so in such a way that AIRBHG believes that Iowa has simply eliminated or somehow outsourced its rushing game. 

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:55 PM
(Reply to #11) #19
America
America's picture
Joined: 09/19/2009
MGoPoints: 812
Most people are when they're

Most people are when they're 13

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 8th, 2012 at 9:42 AM
(Reply to #16) #20
akearney50
akearney50's picture
Joined: 09/26/2008
MGoPoints: 192
I knew it

I knew it: America is a Michigan fan

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 10:18 PM
(Reply to #11) #21
gajensen
Joined: 02/02/2011
MGoPoints: -998591
Pretty sure you were born

Pretty sure you were born with all sorts of drugs in your system...

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 11:37 PM
(Reply to #11) #22
Jfox1020
Jfox1020's picture
Joined: 04/06/2012
MGoPoints: 170
D Bag

D Bag

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:50 PM
#23
reshp1
reshp1's picture
Joined: 10/31/2011
MGoPoints: 25119
AIRBHG

is real. This is crazy

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
#24
WFBlue
WFBlue's picture
Joined: 10/03/2010
MGoPoints: 9480
google ads

always topical.  At the top of the article linked:

  • Raleigh Drug LawyerCharged with a Drug-Related Crime? Call Our Drug Defense Lawyer Today.
     
Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 8th, 2012 at 8:11 AM
(Reply to #13) #25
Smash Lampjaw
Smash Lampjaw's picture
Joined: 11/10/2011
MGoPoints: 2025
ad above the Miami cannibal story:

"Eat, Chew, Rest." The fun and easy way to help eat slowly.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 9:52 PM
#26
Hard Gay
Hard Gay's picture
Joined: 10/01/2008
MGoPoints: 1421
Jeez

Pretty soon, Iowa Running Back is going to be a more hazardous position than Spinal Tap's Drummer.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 11:07 PM
(Reply to #14) #27
seksdesk
seksdesk's picture
Joined: 02/02/2011
MGoPoints: 1022
This Just In...

Iowa running back John Stumpy Petes has just spontaneously combusted.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 8th, 2012 at 10:34 AM
(Reply to #31) #28
ChiBlueBoy
ChiBlueBoy's picture
Joined: 10/11/2011
MGoPoints: 5704
Police said best not to ask too many questions

...you can't really dust for vomit.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 10:07 PM
#29
BiSB
BiSB's picture
Joined: 08/15/2009
MGoPoints: 44837
Boo

No Dukes of Hazzard slides? No public urination? No kneeing a cop?

Step up your game, AIRBHG...

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 11:25 PM
(Reply to #19) #30
maizedandconfused
maizedandconfused's picture
Joined: 01/14/2010
MGoPoints: 4523
dont.

just dont. Dont you dare tempt AIRBHG into telling AMSHG to make us remember. 

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 10:11 PM
#31
ChiBlueBoy
ChiBlueBoy's picture
Joined: 10/11/2011
MGoPoints: 5704
I'm shocked--

...shocked to learn of recent HS graduates smoking marijuana. Getting drunk, that's fine. But marijuana...shocking, I say!

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 10:12 PM
#32
HighSociety
HighSociety's picture
Joined: 09/02/2011
MGoPoints: -434
No wonder USC recruits so well

when these podunk little cesspools are still arresting people for a little bag of weed

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 10:27 PM
(Reply to #22) #33
wlvrine
wlvrine's picture
Joined: 09/25/2008
MGoPoints: 1692
your comment makes

your user name work on so many levels.  Well done!

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 10:51 PM
#34
Blazefire
Blazefire's picture
Joined: 04/17/2009
MGoPoints: 25034
As EDSBS always says

It is IOWA, so you go ahead and get as high as you want.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 11:02 PM
(Reply to #27) #35
ChiBlueBoy
ChiBlueBoy's picture
Joined: 10/11/2011
MGoPoints: 5704
Nirvana

Not sure why. I heard Iowa is Nirvana (as in a complete State of emptiness).

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 10:56 PM
#36
Marley Nowell
Marley Nowell's picture
Joined: 07/31/2008
MGoPoints: 10384
Add 'em to the List

 

2001:
-Ladell Betts, who had managed to put up respectable numbers for four years despite playing for some of the worst teams in the history of the school, gets hurt before what would have been his only bowl game

2002:
-Aaron Greving, the projected starter, gets hurt and misses the start of the season, quits halfway through
-Incoming Freshman Justice Hariston fails to qualify, goes to prep school, eventually goes to Rutgers instead

2003:
-Jermelle Lewis, a highly touted recruit who looked great as part of a 1-2 punch with Freddy Russell in 2002, tears his ACL
-Albert Young breaks his leg

2004:
-AJ Johnson flunks out prior to the season
-Freddy Russell goes pro despite being able to petition for an additional year, presumably because he couldn't wait to get his CFL career started
-Jermelle Lewis tears his other ACL
-Albert Young tears his ACL
-Marcus Schnoor tears his ACL
-FB/HB Champ Davis tears his ACL
-Marques Simmons misses most of the year with a high ankle sprain
-Damien Sims briefly moves to CB, tricking AIRBHG and insuring his status as the only Iowa running back of the last decade to make it through all four years completely healthy.

2005:
-Justifiably proud of his stellar work the year prior, AIRBHG rewards himself with a year off.

2006:
-In-coming 4* recruit Kalvin Baliey flunks out
-Corey Robertson flunks out
-Albert Young suffers a variety of minor injuries that, when combined with all the other leg injuries he'd had, leave him a shadow of what he was in 2005, when he led the Big Ten in rushing during conference play.

2007:
-Shonn Greene flunks out
-Dana Brown hits a girl and gets kicked off the team

2008:
-Javon Pugh transfers after a mysterious suspension
-Promising in-coming freshman Jeff Brinson gets hurt and misses the whole year
-In-coming JuCo recruit Nate Guilloy leaves the team and transfers after spring camp
-Special teams gunner and garbage time running back Jayme "The Irish Car Bomb" Murphy suffers what I believe was the first of an estimated 7000 concussions. He would eventually be removed from the team for his own good.
-The Legendary Paki O'Mera begins his reign of terror on the Iowa depth charts

2009:
-Jeff Brinson gets hurt again
-Projected Starter Jewel Hampton tears his ACL before the season

2010:
-Brinson tries to escape by transferring to UCF, but AIRBHG hunts him down and tears his ACL again
-Jewel Hampton tears the other ACL, eventually transfers
-Wegher gets a girl pregnant and leaves the team never to return
-Coker breaks his collerbone in fall camp and misses the start of the season
-Robinson suffers a concussion, has grade issues, and eventually gets busted for pot at the worst possible time and is thrown off the team
-Even goddamned Paki O'Mera gets hurt

2011:
-McCall gets hurt on his tenth career carry, eventually gets suspended for mysterious reasons, transfers at the end of the year
-Coker is suspended for a code of conduct violation prior to the bowl, eventually asks for a release.

2012:

-Greg Garmon is arrrested before he can even make tit to his first summer workouts.  This is the earliest that AIRBGH has ever acted.

 

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=8&f=1376&t=8555947
Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 7th, 2012 at 11:35 PM
#37
Jfox1020
Jfox1020's picture
Joined: 04/06/2012
MGoPoints: 170
Herm is blown, guarantee...

Herm is blown, guarantee... Arrested for smoking bowl is Weak.. We have to pay to lock people up for this non sence

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 8th, 2012 at 12:14 AM
#38
not TOM BRADY
not TOM BRADY's picture
Joined: 06/02/2012
MGoPoints: 23254
If

If you are a RB dont go to Iowa. :[

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 8th, 2012 at 12:57 AM
#39
SamirCM
Joined: 04/08/2011
MGoPoints: 621
So glad

So glad he didn't commit to Michigan, want quality people here. 

 

Can't help but feel sad though, if he did stay at UGA, the SEC would have made all weed usage just go away....

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 8th, 2012 at 8:29 AM
(Reply to #37) #40
Blue in Yarmouth
Blue in Yarmouth's picture
Joined: 02/18/2009
MGoPoints: 5720
come on...

I don't smoke weed anymore and am one of the few on this board who doesn't advocate for its legalization, but to say people who use it are "not quality people" is crap. I know a lot of quality people who drink, smoke, have a few tokes. I know it is illegal and therefore one shouldn't take part in it, but it doesn't mean if they do they aren't a quality human being.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 8th, 2012 at 9:56 AM
(Reply to #37) #41
superstringer
superstringer's picture
Joined: 02/04/2009
MGoPoints: 10335
uhhhhhh

So you're saying, not a single UM player on the team now uses weed?  While I like to think my team's character is better than everyone else's, I'm not willing to assume UM players are 100% different from the rest of college football.  60% of Oregon's team smokes weed, but we're at 0% apparently?  I sincerely doubt it.  I'd like to believe it, but I doubt it.

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
June 8th, 2012 at 10:38 AM
(Reply to #37) #42
Sinsemillaplease
Joined: 01/01/2011
MGoPoints: 964
Sure glad we dodged a bullet...

... wouldn't want another Mario Manningham. His performance on the field was completely overshadowed by his penchant for smoking reefer.

/s

Top
  • Login or register to post comments
Powered by Drupal, an open source content management system
Theme provided by Roopletheme; sidebars adapted from Chris Murphy.