Amusing Deadspin article on Top 25 teams
Usually hate Deadspin, but a friend sent me this article and thought it worth passing along for some amusing one-liners. If already posted, neg away... I've gotten pretty buddhist about points.
About Cbus:
Tear the roof off a fucking Houlihan's, expand the size of it to 50 square miles, and that's Columbus. Just one big generic pile of shit.
And:
...so that we don't have to see you lose the national title by 47 points to an SEC team? It's because of YOU that people from the South are actually starting to feel good about themselves again. That is crap.
http://deadspin.com/5620076/the-2010-haters-guide-to-the-top-25
August 24th, 2010 at 7:24 PM ^
And every Saturday, they huddle up Delta Fuckface Douchilon at 7AM to drink Popov and paddle each other on the ass
lol.. that quote killed me
August 24th, 2010 at 7:30 PM ^
Yeah man, that shit was funny. I thought the jokes about UM were pretty good, too.
August 24th, 2010 at 7:56 PM ^
That was pretty witty.
Who hijacked your handle?
August 24th, 2010 at 8:17 PM ^
Well done, sir. I can appreciate that sarcastic back-handed comment! I actually clicked the link to see why they wrote something about UM
August 25th, 2010 at 1:37 PM ^
I ctrl+Fed to see if the Michigan reference was in the comments. Because Michigan is a school full of the smartest folks.
August 24th, 2010 at 9:23 PM ^
... in the spirit of the article -- I hate you. But... that's a good one.
August 24th, 2010 at 7:36 PM ^
That is some of the funniest sports-related writing I have read in a long time. A few of the comments are pretty good, too, though they pale in comparison to the post.
August 24th, 2010 at 7:48 PM ^
for a while, but this was good. Thanks for sharing.
August 24th, 2010 at 7:55 PM ^
"Congrats, your team finally won another title last year. That means you are one year closer to Nick Saban bolting for Michigan."
Could you ever see this happening? (I'm not sure I'd be opposed)
August 24th, 2010 at 8:57 PM ^
I don't think we could afford 26mil a year.
August 24th, 2010 at 9:04 PM ^
August 24th, 2010 at 9:57 PM ^
IF Rod gets released (though I think there is very little chance, and alot less than the prevailing thought), it'll be Harbaugh and only Harbaugh.
August 24th, 2010 at 10:11 PM ^
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August 24th, 2010 at 11:37 PM ^
Yeah, good point with unifying the fanbase, that would be paramount.
August 24th, 2010 at 11:08 PM ^
Presumably, Les Miles mistiming and miscounting his way out of the running.
August 24th, 2010 at 8:21 PM ^
Some really funny bits, though some of those jokes are a little dated (Iowa as the rapiest team in America because of a rape case from 2007 with players no longer on the team? There are other jokes to be made). Still, usually Deadspin swings and misses, and this post was definitely at least a double. Ground rule.
August 24th, 2010 at 8:35 PM ^
Haters gonna hate.
August 24th, 2010 at 8:56 PM ^
Here's a good one about us from the 2008 Edition:
Also, would it kill you people at the Big House to actually demonstrate some measure of enthusiasm? The only time that stadium makes noise is if some asshole’s phone goes off, at which point he is politely shushed by those around him.