Usually hate Deadspin, but a friend sent me this article and thought it worth passing along for some amusing one-liners. If already posted, neg away... I've gotten pretty buddhist about points.
Tear the roof off a fucking Houlihan's, expand the size of it to 50 square miles, and that's Columbus. Just one big generic pile of shit.
...so that we don't have to see you lose the national title by 47 points to an SEC team? It's because of YOU that people from the South are actually starting to feel good about themselves again. That is crap.