"When tUOS played in the BCS game against Florida I tried to root for the Big Ten team. Halfway through the game, when it was clear that the Gators were opening a giant can of WoopAss, I just started to "cackle with knowing glee" and took immense pleasure in the shelling."- Funny, I did that when they played LSU and my cackling rivaled that of Emperor Palpaltine's when Quan Crosby torched them for the winning score in the the Fiesta Bowl.
mesmerism! presidential assassinations! circuses on fire!