The All Meta, All Consuming, All Controversy Open Thread
I'm mad. I'm also worried. And then again I'm concerned. Oh, and I'm bored. I have many questions. But much more than that, I have opinions, oh yes, and I must debate and express them. But is there a place that exists to satisfy this existential longing, that can satisfy this deep seated ennui? Where I can slam others, and express that I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS! Yes, yes there is, the all controversy open thread. Your one stop thread for all the major issues of our internet time.
I will start, because I can hardly wait to ask these questions and finally state these opinions:
It is OBVIOUS that Denard must start. Magnus. Devin Gardner has to redshirt or the season is LOST. If it's not lost already, because did you guys know that a walk-on fullback is starting at Linebacker? What is happening with the team? What is the status of Jack Kennedy? WLA.
Why are the mods deleting my posts? McFarlin. BTW, this box I'm typing in does not satisfy my sense of style either. Where is the update? And Goddamn, can someone give me the status of the point system?
Our secondary, man, it will be BAD. As is moving the OSU game. I hope the band is audible by then because I want to hear them play RAWK. In maize uniforms of course. It's time for a change. A change in Tate Forcier's work habits. With that, we might win 8 games.
But will 8 wins save RR's job? I'll bet we wouldn't talking about this if he only would have SLOWLY transitioned to the spread. Because I like QB's who only drop back, preferably without MOXIE. Or dreads. Magnus.
Finally, please no more three star recruits. The Freep. And if someone doesn't stop posting duplicate thread topics, I'm gonna go BESERK.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:08 PM ^
Have you asked your doctor about Adderall?
August 29th, 2010 at 8:16 PM ^
Sarcasm.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:18 PM ^
Same here, I laughed at the post. Lot's o' topic jumping.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:09 PM ^
to increase in frequency until gameday is here.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:10 PM ^
...winning the in state recruiting battle with MSU.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:29 PM ^
also: family values, moving the OSU-UM game earlier, no water bottles in the stadium...
August 29th, 2010 at 10:04 PM ^
....needs to be UNACCEPTABLE...
August 30th, 2010 at 12:26 AM ^
Bold, CAPS, and italics. Well played.
August 30th, 2010 at 12:29 AM ^
And Rita's hair is too big.
August 30th, 2010 at 5:13 AM ^
Dantonio owns us...
August 29th, 2010 at 8:10 PM ^
Magnus.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:13 PM ^
I also hate people making frivolous posts just to up their point total.
Magnus.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:03 PM ^
Cosign
August 29th, 2010 at 8:15 PM ^
Get Money.
August 30th, 2010 at 6:36 AM ^
So do Fuck Lions.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:20 PM ^
Just me or is someone being a little negative???
Optimism man! Let the boys play then we can go from there.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:22 PM ^
I hate double posts.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:22 PM ^
I hate double posts.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:23 PM ^
I'm getting used to this one...but it's a slow process.
Also, can we get a look-a-like thread going? I love those damn things.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:10 PM ^
Tell me more about this look-a-like thread
August 29th, 2010 at 11:03 PM ^
gets a look-a-like thread, in where we compare their players to whom/whatever he looks like. For instance:
DJ Shoemate
Ray Nagin
August 29th, 2010 at 8:30 PM ^
What a combo. Well done.
August 29th, 2010 at 9:03 PM ^
Someone follow me up with Muppets and we'll have all our bases covered
August 29th, 2010 at 8:25 PM ^
we have no starting running back? Clearly, that means we're doomed because of the offensive line which has to be a strength this year, unless Molk gets hurt, in which case the injury bug is clearly rampant and we can expect Mike Martin to go down too, which would force us to rotate the whole defensive line and possibly move somebody from the O-line, and then we'd have to bring in a backup, which makes you wonder how Taylor Lewan is playing, and if we're big enough for the Big 10, or are Will Campbell and Richard Ash too big and will they fail to keep their weight under control because of holdover philosophies from Gittelson which Barwis has been unable to get rid of.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:34 PM ^
...just gave me a hankering for two $5.99 pizzas from Domino's Pizza.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:37 PM ^
of David Brandon's conspiracy to take over the pizza world.
This suspicious dog is onto you and your plots, Brandon.
August 30th, 2010 at 9:14 AM ^
Ima have to drop him ala Blazing Saddles. Its not animal cruelty if he asks for it.
August 29th, 2010 at 9:06 PM ^
I always had a hunch that you worked for DB shoe.
Now I know for sure.
August 29th, 2010 at 9:20 PM ^
...from the comfort of the AD's luxury suite on Saturday while drinking my free Absopure water in a commemorative bottle and noshing on Tim Horton's donuts, Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches and Domino's pizza.
August 29th, 2010 at 9:23 PM ^
you were going to be watching with a spyglass from a ship docked in Lake St. Claire. What kind of a navy man are you, anyway?
August 29th, 2010 at 9:53 PM ^
...Lake St. Clair, you damn well better believe I'm driving to A2 to sit in the AD's luxury suite to sample some fine Tim Horton's coffee and pastries.
Anchors aweigh, bitches, anchors aweigh.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:38 PM ^
I wonder how many days of sea & anchor detail it would take to get up there? I guess the Freedom's crew knows. Do they get internet service in aft steering now-a-days?
August 29th, 2010 at 10:45 PM ^
...absolutely sucked on the endless sea & anchor detail into and out of Quebec City we did on my first ship. When I did the Panama Canal, I was the ship's navigator, so I was on the bridge the entire time. Long, but worth it for the experience. Going through the Saint Lawrence Seaway would be quite a chore, but it would be pretty cool to sail up the Detroit River.
Too bad we don't do Great Lakes cruises anymore. Maybe they'll bring them back when we get LCS's in numbers into the fleet.
August 29th, 2010 at 11:03 PM ^
Worst one we did was Bosphorus Straights on the way in and out to get side swiped by the Krivak:
Ah the good old days ... it was just UNACCEPTABLE that we were passing so close to the Crimean, and our bosun thought it was UNACCEPTABLE what they did to his painwork!
August 29th, 2010 at 11:04 PM ^
...when that happened. Fucking Soviets. Yorktown sailor, eh?
August 29th, 2010 at 11:32 PM ^
Yeah, I was Comm Officer. Spent a few hours at surface plot in CIC tracking the hornets nest after they slammed into us. We just maintained our course and went on our merry way though.
August 30th, 2010 at 7:12 AM ^
It's not racin', it's rubbin'.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:17 AM ^
Yeah, that's what those commie bastards were thinking. They actually slammed into us twice. We just put the pedal to the metal though, and they couldn't keep up. They got an earful of colorful American dialect as they scraped down our side.
Their anchor (which they had partially lowered to cause more damage) actually broke off its chain, fell onto our fantail, teetered back and forth for a few seconds, then tumbled into the drink. Oh what a trophy that would have been.
That was an amazing time though, two years later US ships were making port visits in Sevastopol. A few years after that, our captain and the Russian captain met at a diplomatic function.
August 30th, 2010 at 8:50 AM ^
...when Normandy's combat systems officer came back from his vodka soaked visit to the Russian ship participating in the '93 NYC Fleet Week with a Russian naval officer's comination cover souvenir.
My had the world changed in just a few years.
August 30th, 2010 at 7:44 AM ^
Timmie's keeps all the good recipes north of the border.
August 29th, 2010 at 9:42 PM ^
Holy shit! That sounded exactly like a soundbite from the Huge Show!
August 29th, 2010 at 8:36 PM ^
August 29th, 2010 at 8:37 PM ^
I'm worried and concerned too. I went to BWW to watch some hitting, all they had on was two chicks in a Bellatore cage match, and baseball highlights, that's how bad it is. The two chicks were pretty fun to watch, I saw my first "69" choke hold. This week is going to drag.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:40 PM ^
I think RR needs 13 wins, but I agree with everything else (style, content, etc.).
August 29th, 2010 at 8:42 PM ^
Thirteen wins is a must or he's gone.