DaBoss90

October 31st, 2014 at 11:44 AM ^

A reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20 (amended):
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, “Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow Dave Brandon to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the Lord did grin, and the people of Ann Arbor did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of Dave Brandon, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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Heteroskedastic

October 31st, 2014 at 11:47 AM ^

The day started off bad, I step away for a couple of hours and this happens.  This made my month.  The only only way it could have made would have been national coverage of his conversation with Schlissel.  I can't say I'll miss you Dave.

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Jon06

October 31st, 2014 at 11:51 AM ^

YES. FUCK HIM.

Also I was finishing the cover letter for a job at Michigan when I saw this news. Hopefully nobody actually reads that last paragraph.

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